Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Getting my orchiectomy done The Ocky Way 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Transphobic Jake and Amir fan be like: "That's self-mutilation bud" 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I can change my name and ride up to Seattle 000
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 16/08/2026 I SWEAR I just heard a commentator say "the w n b GAY" 130
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Fun and "good" pass phrase making method: Find a list of all lego pieces and all possible colors, randomly choose like three of them and remember the little build. For example, brightlightorange2x2x2/3curvedslopedarkbluishgray1x8x2archskyblue1x1roundquarterbrick 020
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Gavin Verhey posting misleading interaction bait in the year of our lord 2026 😱😱😱 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 25/06/2026FUCK CLOCK FUCK "FAKE" MAIN EVENT MEMORIZATION I LOVE TO TURN THE FACES ON MY OCTAHEDRON I LOVE THE INNOVATION THAT'S GONNA COME BECUASE OF THIS I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE LEARN NEW THINGS ALL AROUND GOOD DECISION 100
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I think the way I've watched The Good Place is both deeply not normal and incredibly average at once. I watched the first half of the first season on netflix as it came out, then two years later I binged the rest of the first season as inflight entertainment. The rest I've watched as isntagram reels 110
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The strongest memory I have of the Borat movie isn't from the movie itself. It's from the movie rental shelf at our local grocery store, where on Saturday nights, when almost all the movies were rented out, Borat was always there. 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"they couldn't hit make this nowadays" but I'm talking about Arrested Development and Jake and Amir 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 11/04/2026did y'all hear they accidentally launched the artemis crew into the sun? they're all gone 020
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Dude, they are MILKING you in the replies... You're becoming absolutely drained in the quotes... It's getting two handed with a double twist on the blogosphere 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I feel like I would love all of Yorgos Lanthimos's movies if they weren't made by Yorgos Lanthimos 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/03/2026It fucks me up how Gerran Howell has that accent. I just hope he isn't Laurieing it up 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Fucked up that the guy that made spellbound caves and started race for wool has gone full chud 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 21/03/2026preferably all in the same deck #私を作ったマジック9枚 #My9MTGCards 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Feeling really sad about how mf doom died....,,,,,,, detransitioning just to argue with guys who keep talking about drake v doom ngl 110
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/03/2026reading the 0.999... wikipedia talk page just to feel something 000
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I get told Bud Light tastes like piss I import ten cases I drink one ... I am inconceivably disappointed 030
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Using the wrong keyboard for a while is an advanced form of mind break 021
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Unstucking and solving a puzzle during mystery hunt feels better than cumming 130
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 28/11/2025My wife is out of town so I can finally thirst over male celebrities and she can't beat me over it.... Bill Skarsgård looks so good in the trailer for Dead Man's Wire, I'm gonna go crazy 100
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I started doing kegels while I'm dead on League and now when I piss it hits the ceiling 120
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 30/10/2025diy or die, except it's like, tote bags, or something 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Name idea for a youtube channel about illegal driving tips: Red Means Go 110
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I sentence you to.... one week no wife cuddles! 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I sentence you to.... stepping out of warm shower on to ice cold stone floor! 110
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 21/10/2025my wife told me she would beat me if I lost playing league of legends, so now I'm queuing sona top 130
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The porno I'm directing has scene that's a homage to the oldboy corridor scene, except instead of a bunch of guys in a corridor it's two girls in a bed 031
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Gay northernlion be like "I love pussy" 020
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Call me the Red Bull Baron Powerplay the way they've been milking me for years 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Watching my wife on her webcam and she refuses to hurt herself for my amusement, I can't believe how evil she is 010
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Ex-Leatherdyke reacts to t4t puppycule playdate: "That's what I woulda did, that's the technique" 020
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Look at my angelically beautiful wife, I'm going to install a usb c port (no proprietary ports allowed in our household) in her neck while she sleeps. she won't know what hit her 141
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 10/10/2025My brain is estrogenized, so I can't post good anymore,,, but my bitch wife is making me post. She said if I don't get at least one good post out every day she was going to get me on a "milking horse", I don't know what that is but I'm scared 😢 110
Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 09/10/2025When the opps have you blushing and crossing your legs 010
