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More than 50 people describe sexual harassment in Congress | CNN Politics
Be extra careful of the male lawmakers who sleep in their offices – they can be trouble. Avoid finding yourself alone with a congressman or senator in elevators, late-night meetings or events where al...
![Mark Zuckerberg [standing in his normal posh living room, talking to camera]:
So today I want to show you our plans...
*PING* - a screen appears in the air above Zuckerberg’s wrist
Mark Zuckerberg:
...for the Metaverse.
Mark Zuckerberg [to his wrist-screen]:
Hey Nick
Nick Clegg [appearing on screen]:
Hey Mark
Nick Clegg:
You coming to the meeting?
Mark Zuckerberg:
You bet!
[The room transforms into digital lines]
[Zuckerberg is now transported to a different place with Nick Clegg by his side. They are in the US CAPITOL during the January insurrection, anarchy unfolding all around them].
Mark Zuckerberg:
Wow! Where are we, Nick?
Nick Clegg:
I think we’re in
an insurrection!
Nick Clegg:
I thought I’d clicked ‘join meeting’ but I must have inadvertantly joined one of the many far right groups being promoted by our algorithm.
Mark Zuckerberg:
I don’t like it Nick! What should we do?
Nick Clegg:
Well…
Nick Clegg:
We could admit our tech libertarian ideals are flawed, change the algorithm which makes us billions, and build a bold new virtual world which brings humanity together rather than tearing it apart and killing democracy.
Or…
Nick Clegg:
We could change
our avatars!
[They are both now changed into wacky avatars]
Mark Zuckerberg:
I’M A MOUSE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreig5grlcxmukulelpdyvpbrpeqryudgb42yx732ijujdwlubydndna)
