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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 23h

Faith is honouring the day with flamingo-coloured hair. 🦩

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Exactly! Blepharoplasties all around!

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What in the everloving fuck has he done to his fucking face?

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've never heard Choosin' Texas, and I've only just now heard of Ella Langley when I googled it to see whether it was a real song or a dumb internet joke.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Accidentally ordered meatballs instead of plantballs at IKEA, so I can now report from a position of authority that there is not *much* difference, but the plant-based are objectively better in every respect. They even taste more like 'real' meat.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

RNZ's education correspondent should have a serious bone to pick with the headline writer for making him look like he hasn't *had* an education. 'try hide information'? 🤨

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Richard O'Sullivan? Aw! You better believe me and my girl are sad about this news. 😩

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Today I have to take the L. (That's funny if you know Roman numerals.)

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

NOOOO! They're taking all the WRONG 80-year-olds! Form a perimeter around John Waters, Susan Sarandon, Liza, Sly, Cheech, Cher, Dave Gilmour and Barry Gibb!

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It's not exactly roildoing confidervⅎ . 😐

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Beauuuuuuuutiful pizza! 🍕🍄‍🟫

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you could go back in time and prevent Crystal from being recorded, would it also remove The Killers from the timeline? Worth it, I say.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I know he says he doesn't want the job, but McAnulty is the best chance in our lifetimes to potentially witness a NZ PM tell another nation's leader, "Get your fucking hand off it, mate," or possibly even, "Have a sook, cunt." An outside chance, sure, but I can dream.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

When I'm in Australia I always end up watching lots of breakfast TV, so I hear all about how the AFL season is going. Evidently the pies are on a roll.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

If Daryl Hall and John Oates are the Olympics, Air Supply are the Commonwealth Games. Either this makes perfect sense or I need to go to sleep.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Matua Tāne's roti canai is a definite top-three K Rd staple.

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Rachael King @rachaelking70.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Song of the Saltings is coming to the UK in July with Guppy Books! Cover by James Fraser and cool trailer by @jonathanking.bsky.social (it helps to have a horror film director for a brother). More info here: www.rachael-king.com/song-of-the-... #kidlituk #ukkidlit #folkhorror #YA

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I've had this quite a few times. It can be a bit embarrassing, but you do get used to it. Sort of.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I know how to keep a secret, Dylan. Or do I? We'll see in a few weeks.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I had the pleasure of being a player on the best reality game show in the world! Am I Faithful or a Traitor? Will I be more like Hercule Poirot or Inspector Clouseau? You'll have to watch to find out. Series 3 of #TheTraitorsNZ starts Sunday May 31 on Three and ThreeNow

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The Traitors NZ Season 3 | Official Trailer | Sunday May 31st To Three & ThreeNow

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

He'll warm up eventually. 😻

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Longroom in Ponsonby is hosting a game of two up for Anzac Day. What, are you mental? Haven't you people seen Wake in Fright? You'll lose all your money and wake up next to Donald Pleasance.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I bet you didn't even share with Peter, Susan and Lucy. 🫤

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Fun fact: to aid recognition in the Normandy invasion, all Allied aircraft wore Adidas.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Oh, get proper fucked. I'm due for my biannual booster *today* as it happens, and you bet I will be fucking getting it, even if I have to beat the dose out of Simeon Brown's stupid little face.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I'm not a big F1 guy, but whenever Monster release a new sugar-free flavour, I *will* try it. Lando tastes OK.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

'Try look up'? Are you OK?

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

For real. Her actual 'crime' was disrespecting him. That pissed him off enough to get out of his car and follow her into a burger shop to give her a hard time. He backed off when he realised he was hassling an actual grown-ass citizen/ratepayer, not a scruffy bit of K Rd flotsam.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

My wife had an altercation with a cop who threatened to give her a ticket for being two seconds late crossing the road. I love that I have a wife who will tell a dickhead cop to get fucked, and that we live in a country where said cop can get pissy at his authority being defied but can't shoot her.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

WW2 was horrible, sure. But imagine how much worse it might have been if Hitler's Wehrmacht hadn't had the foresight to preemptively defend themselves against the threat of Czechoslovakia and Poland.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Me when the cat from next door visits:

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Guess what movie we watched for Valentimes.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The sad thing is that James Van Der Beek - famously - didn't want to wait for his life to be over. If cancer had to take someone, it should have been Katie Holmes. Or Michelle Williams. Or that bloke who played Pacey.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

A fine example for the younger siblings - you might say he's setting.... a high barfi. *David Caruso sunglasses meme*

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Evidently TPUSA have their own alternative Super Bowl half-time show this year, presumably to protest the real one being too woke. So if you're keen to see proper 'All-American' artists such as Grice Greeby, Cantley Dangle, Fat Whiteguy and Baggy Daggett, they've got you covered.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Catherine O'Hara? No! 71 is still just a bébé.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Did I mention that I saw Joan Jett and Iggy Pop last night? Amazing. (Zed and Boh Runga were pretty good too.)

Joan Jett wearing a black motorcycle jacket, looking sassy enough to present a TV baking competition.

Iggy Pop, golden hair as immaculate as ever, looking gorgeous enough to marry Brad Pitt.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Yesterday a lady at work asked if I had ever played D&D. I managed to not say that I remember when Poison, Paralysis and Death Magic was its own saving throw and I know how to calculate THAC0, and instead just answered in Common (ie I just said, 'Yes, I have.')

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I can believe Officer McShootyFace might have whacked his shin on the bumper and got a nasty bruise, which technically counts as 'internal bleeding'. But anything more serious than that? Fuck right off. We're not idiots.

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James Brown @pulptor.bsky.social · 13/01/2026