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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Bat'leth quesadillas tonight.

A quesadilla cut in half on a green cutting board next to a Klingon Bat'leth pizza cutting blade.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What’s your favorite comic strip, and why is it THE FAR SIDE?

The Far Side comic of a boy and his father in front of a fallen tree, with a large saw on the ground behind them. The father is pointing to the rings of the cut tree, and says to the son, “And see this ring right here, Jimmy? ... That's another time when the old fellow miraculously survived some big forest fire.”

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Woke is realizing that Scrooge McDuck was an oligarch. 😆

Me wearing a Ducktales button-down shirt from Roosevelt’s.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Normally when leaving for work I put on a nature show for our Chihuahuas, but today they will be watching AMADEUS (1984).

Two brown deerhead chihuahuas spooning, with the small one resting her head on the larger one’s back.

A mostly white deerhead Chihuahua looking adorable.

A tiny brown deerhead Chihuahua looking adorable, perched on a couch cushion with her head down and nose resting between her two little paws.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As a trilogy this actually works.

Blade Runner 2049, Max Mad Fury Road, and Godzilla sharing the same teal and orange poster designs.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Still a major difference in quality between the front and rear main camera on the iPhone 18 Pro.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Another example of how Uber has always been a shit company: mocking DoorDash’s apology statement in a sponsored ad, as if they aren’t complicit.

Uber Eats
Unofficial statement
There has been a high volume of orders placed across the Uber Eats app.
After careful investigation, we can confirm that our fast delivery, irresistible deals, and wide selection of restaurants may be responsible.
We understand the inconvenience of having too many great options at your fingertips, and we sincerely apologize.
The good news: we have no plans to fix this.
Thank You

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My favorite two excerpts:

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have a plethora of feelings about what happened today.

Tony Plana as Jéfe giving El Guapo the sweater in ¡Three Amigos!

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Have you seen what Paramount did to PLANES, TRANES AND AUTOMOBILES? It’s like they’re on their way to see Santa.

The poster shows John Candy and Steve Martin standing in a horrible image composite of snow, presents, snowflakes, and the North Pole in green and red letters.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This wonderful piece from @briannaduggan.bsky.social captures exactly how I felt.

A painting by Brianna Ashby depicting an emotional Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton from “Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood.”

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It was a truly profound experience today at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art. Believe me when I say that you are not prepared.

Selfie from the ground in the center of the Lucas Museum of narrative art. It is honestly hard to describe.

View from the windows in the center of the Lucas Museum of narrative art.

Me in front of the glass elevators of the Lucas Museum of narrative art.

“The Problem We All Live With” is a 1964 painting by Norman Rockwell that is considered an iconic image of the civil rights movement in the United States. It depicts Ruby Bridges, a six-year-old African-American girl, on her way to William Frantz Elementary School, an all-white public school, on November 14, 1960, during the New Orleans school desegregation crisis. Because of threats of violence against her, she is escorted by four deputy U.S. marshals; the painting is framed so that the marshals' heads are cropped at the shoulders, making Bridges the only person fully visible. On the wall behind her are written the N-word and the letters "KKK"; a smashed and splattered tomato thrown against the wall is also visible. The white protesters are not visible, as the viewer is looking at the scene from their point of view. The painting is oil on canvas and measures 36 inches (91 cm) high by 58 inches (150 cm) wide

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ewan McGregor doing an American accent is bizarre. This from Tales From the Crypt S7E6, which is not very good.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

“She speaks with the might of a hundred soldiers!” Rest In Power, Dolly

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Moclans have more in common with Klingons in terms of personality — it’s an all-male race that talk like Worf. Females are surgically reassigned to male at birth. The show is something of a passion project from 90s Trek veterans Brannon Braga, André Bormanis, Jonathan Frakes, and others.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

9 TO 5 (1982) was such a formative movie for me. I was barely 4 when it came out, but as my first introduction to feminism it left a lasting impression. #RIPDolly

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One of my favorite plot lines of The Orville is when Dolly Parton’s legacy inspires the women of the misogyny planet. Rest In Peace, legend.

An alien girl looks at a wall of tribute to Dolly Parton, covered in photos and artwork depicting her.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 🩵🩷🤍

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Donating this toxic copy of Battleship. 🤦‍♂️

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Turns out that Saturday of D23 is the best time to visit Disneyland. We haven’t waited more than 10–15 min for anything all day.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I know it’s petty to take shots at someone’s appearance, but every time this picture comes up my mind goes straight to Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

No cheating, post your Lock Screen.

Behind Luke Skywalker at the bottom of the orange carbon freezing chamber steps, with lightsaber drawn, and Vader at the top of the steps with blue behind him.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

And before anyone scolds me for “buying” things on digital, they can’t revoke a downloaded Apple TV purchase any more than they can a physical copy. I can even make a backup.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

There isn’t much skill to heating a frozen pizza, but I think I’m pretty good at it*. Unfortunately, there is no amount of skill that can save this godawful pizza from Trader Joe’s. 👎 *I pre-crisp the pepperonis separately, & sometimes add a touch of aged white cheddar and gruyère, plus albahaca.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

How I imagine everyone’s legs on SILO.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I don’t know why we waited so long to watch TRYING on Apple TV, but it’s so wonderful.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Hey JAWS fans, this gorgeous variant went on sale a few hours ago in short supply. I just got mine! samgilbeyillustrates.bigcartel.com/product/jaws...

The Orca as sunset with Quint in the pulpit.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I enjoyed Supergirl! It’s a 3/5 for me — definitely some issues with the third act, but overall I came away entertained and Milly Alcock is always incredible.

Me in a theater seat wearing a Superman/Girl T-shirt.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I noticed that CRIMINAL RECORD is not in Apple TV’s top 10, so we need to remedy that. It’s a fantastic British crime drama and I want it to keep going. Peter Capaldi and Cush Jumbo play so well off each other, I love their dynamic. Both seasons have compelling plots. tv.apple.com/us/show/crim...

Criminal Record on Apple TV. Peter Capaldi and co-star Cush Jumbo stand looking concerned with an angry mob in the background.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Since I see a lot of people finally discovering Apple TV, take my word for it you’ll love BAD SISTERS.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Another — yes, 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 — really good Apple TV show. We just started MAXIMUM PLEASURE GUARANTEED with Tatiana Maslany so of course we ended up binging until we were completely caught up.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I was speechless when I saw this. Somebody at Apple actually gave this segment a green light. I already hate genAI slop, but this is so bad they would have to be completely out of touch, or actively trying to undermine the product. I just can’t believe someone signed off on this in earnest. 🚩 🚩 🚩

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Speaking of change, they should reconsider this name that is impossible for me to speak out loud.

A sandwich board for a church called “Changed Church”

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

It’s so wild to me that iOS does this on device. This is an old photo I took on a DSLR in 2009.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

We just finished MARGO’S GOT MONEY TROUBLES, which is on Apple TV so of course it’s excellent. If you’re shy about bare breasts you should know that the show is absolutely not. The whole cast is fantastic, and of course Nick Offerman steals every scene he is in.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If you’re into British crime dramas, CRIMINAL RECORD on Apple TV is very good.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

WIDOW’S BAY on Apple TV is outstanding! Thank you @whwoolhat.bsky.social for recommending it.

The image is a watercolor painting of the main characters over a creepy island with a lighthouse. Here is a description of the show:

“Widow’s Bay” is a quaint island town 40 miles off the coast of New England. But something lurks beneath the surface. Mayor Tom Loftis (Matthew Rhys) is desperate to revive his struggling community. There’s no Wi-Fi, spotty cellular reception and he must contend with superstitious locals who believe their island is cursed. He wants these people to respect him. They don’t. They think he is soft and cowardly. And he is. But Loftis is determined to build a better future for his teenage son and turn the island into a tourist destination. Miraculously, he succeeds: tourists are finally coming. Unfortunately, the locals were right. After decades of calm, the old stories that seemed too ludicrous to be true, start happening again. “Widow’s Bay” blends genuine horror with character-driven comedy.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I came across this image from 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙜𝙪. Looking at Doug Chiang’s credit as Lieutenant Blick… As in Blick art materials? That can’t be a coincidence.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Oh, no. I’m sad to hear that one of my favorite artists, Tony Stella, has passed. His Columbo art sends our houseguest off with warmth and charm, and we love seeing it on the wall whenever we pass the entryway. The guy made countless gems and I wish I could own more of them. R.I.P.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Your truck my be taller but my bar is longer 😆

The mileage meter on my hybrid car showing 50–60 miles per gallon.

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Jeff Roy @pulpjedi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Happy Earth Day! ☮🌺🌱🌳🌎♻️🏜️🌸🏔️🌍💚🌷🌲🌵🌋🌏🌼🏝️🪸

The Earth photographed from the Artemis 2.

The Earth rising behind the moonscape, photographed from the Artemis 2.

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