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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 5h

I was only 300 months old when every democrat in the country got together to cut off my balls

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 01/03/2026

TOO CRINGE FOR BDSM GAY SEX CLUB. TOO BASED FOR TTRPG GAY FRIENDSHIP CLUB. JUST OKAY ENOUGH FOR GAY GROUP THERAPY CLUB.

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 23h

This one is called dad

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 23h

The cool thing about hating people in the generations before you is that all you have to do is keep living and they will die and you will totally be life-mogging them

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

*Another 40 years or more I won’t tap out after next decade

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Christianity is snuffbait, and exposing children to Christianity is abuse.

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

I choose myself. It took me 25 years to figure out how to, but now that I have been choosing myself for 4 years, I am ready to choose myself for 40 years or more. My future is beautiful.

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

I wish I could scream so hard that all the ghosts hear me

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Just flash backed to farting really loud while I was vomiting

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Change of plans. I’m gonna have two gummies and not cry

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

I’m gonna take an edible and cry myself to sleep. In a good way tho

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

It’s 6 and I’m ready for bedtime

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Just did me injection and suddenly I have D cups

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

So glad they took my blood out this morning so this estrogen shot gets less diluted by that stupid fucking plasma

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I came from Rednote, not twitter

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Since it needs to be said again, I PROMISE I AM THE EXCEPTION FOR ACCOUNTS CREATED DURING NOVEMBER 2024.

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mac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

women are so cool im so glad to be in a world full of them

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Puked on the phlebotomist. Happy Friday, chat 💕💕

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I’ve got big expectations

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Fiber, collagen, creatine, estrogen, and food. The five food groups

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Fiber, collagen, creatine, estrogen, and food. The five food groups

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

He’s no more creative than a parrot

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Whenever someone tells me I’m good at something, I tell them I have an unfair biological advantage at that thing, and Riley Gaines wants to talk to them about it on Hannity tonight. It’s a great joke, but holy fucking shit am I sad, chat

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I’ve been drinking collagen peptides and my nails are so strong and my hair is so soft

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

If 4:44 is a real time, how come no one has ever experienced it before?

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

And some of them are floating. Some are haunted.

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I know marijuana is a healthier alternative to alcohol and lacks the chemistry for miserable withdrawals, but also, there are like a dozen dispensaries that only exist in my dreams during tolerance breaks

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

can't take "LLMs are people" discourse seriously when we haven't even convinced everyone that all people are people.

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Also, bush for sure did 9/11

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Our life is dependent on a Russian doll of support systems that are all remarkable and fragile.

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I’m a-okay right now. Sorry for any concern. I’m thinking about like even if we could extend our consciousness when our body can no longer support it, the sun will still end. If we escape the solar system, the universe will still end. There’s always a bigger fish type shit

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yall ever think about how death comes for all of us lol

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Scrib dooooon @ritatreats.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

jms (jilling myself)

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Tricking smooth rocks into thinking for us is bad

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This messaging is infinitely more digestible

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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

protecting the dolls is not enough. you also need to give the dolls jobs that pay a living wage and don't suck

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Chat cdl show me woman with big biceps

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I dress like a whore to go to the gym. I dress like a whore to go to the store. I dress like a whore when I go outside. I dress like a whore when I stay indoors. I dress like a whore because it doesn’t matter if I wear more. Men have always been taught to take what isn’t theirs.

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I dress like a whore to go to grocer, and if that’s a problem for you, you should probably just stop eating

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I am an avid reader, but I know my reading speed and comprehension are regularly lower than other bookworms, and it has caused insecurity in the past. While it may be gravely concerning for many reasons, I am taking pride in being far more literate than the White House Press Secretary

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

gender therapy is bullshit just take HRT and see how you feel in like 3-5 weeks

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’m like if a puppy was a cat that was highly motivated by drugs

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puddles @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

sucking dry carts and looking like an asthmatic dragon

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