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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤

@puddlesailor42.bsky.social
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33|MKE|she/they|momma to 3+1 in the stars✨ 🌲Lover of nature🍄 📚Bookseller and reader📖 🎧 twenty one pilots |-/ 🎮 cozy gamer 🕹️

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Isaac Rowlett @isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Now Show the North Side” (Part II)
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My entire FB feed is just about the Brewers. Milwaukee is so excited to bring our team home for the World Series!!!!
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Time for these announcers to put some respect on our name…😂 #milwaukee
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Brewers World Series baby.💙💛💙💛🍻
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you'll be… 🩵✨🌙 Lighting a candle for my Nikko tonight. Feels like I barely have space for my grief these days, but it’s still there with me, always.
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My mom with Alzheimer’s clapping for both teams during this Brewers Dodgers game will never not be funny though lmfao
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I had to move her and omg look 😍
A banded garden orb weaver spider on a piece of wood
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cleaning up my moms yard in the rain and I found this gorgeous orb weaver who took shelter in our wood shed
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Feel like I’m going to need to drive this butterfly south or something because wtf do I do if it’s cold outside and this monarch comes out??😩😭
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So much to do on every day off and not nearly enough time to get it all done but I’m figuring it out.😵‍💫
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They called us the team that couldn’t hit homers and look at us now
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
💙💛💙💛💙🍻🙌🏻
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Damn bro just walking guys left and right
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
First pitch home run… this is my team 🙌🏻
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My monarch is ready to come out but it’s too cold!!! I hope it warms tf up tomorrow.😩
Clear Chrysalis showing the edge of monarch wings inside
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
normalize becoming a bitch after being way too understanding
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One thing I’ll never understand about Milwaukee is… how do we all live in the cold, and in a huge festival city, but we don’t have a bunch of winter festivals, winter markets, etc?? Why does everything close in October? lol we need community 😭
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All in all a very productive day. 😌
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My bestie came over to my moms today and we got a ton of yard work done.. got trees trimmed and hung up a swing for the kids.. cleaned a bunch & got my mom showered/cleaned up like she even let me clip her nails and all that! & I drove her car home so that’s not a worry anymore either..
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Made it through the hellscape that was today’s workday. Thank god I’m off tomorrow.
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
God I am so exhausted and I’m supposed to go to work. I slept like shit. I’m covered in hives. But I feel guilty af calling out and using my PT, especially as a manager.🥲
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Slept on my moms couch with our giant lap dog and now I woke up covered in hives.🙃
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These kids want me to make their Halloween costumes and I don’t even have time to clean my own house lmfao. Where am I gonna get the time? Idk. Michael’s prob does online pick up orders.. right?
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know how it goes, but be kind to yourself, friend. You’re hot, creative af, smart af, and an incredible person!🫶🏻
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Ann Marie @ay-em.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@ brewers don’t lose to the dodgers for once please
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here we go brewers here we go… 🍻
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Life is really going to make me figure out how to sell my grandma’s condo, sell my parent’s home, buy a house big enough to full-house that bitch, and somehow still work a full time job during all of that. I. Am. Burning. Out.
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Breaking news: local woman remains delighted by tiny mushrooms despite everything.
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Accurate except for Illinois & a speck in NC..😂💀
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing more Milwaukee than Webbs and waiting on a brewers game to start…
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hardest part about working at my moms house is going through all this stuff in the basement feels impossible while trying to sit with her so she doesn’t wander off.
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I just love being glutened & fighting for my life all night.😭
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shoutout to my coworker who saved the day and basically made my mistake null and void.
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bruh I feel this with every fiber of my being. www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLNdNtVL/
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Really annoyed me
TikTok video by Max_Balegde
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I simply do not dream of work
Dream Job char where every aspect of the job is just pictured as part of the forest. The CEO: a frog, the office: a forest, my colleagues: a moth, snail, and rolly-polly bug, the clientele: a salamander, moth, mice, the decor: moss, wildflowers, mushrooms, pine cone, and my desk: a fly agaric mushroom
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to my moms house to make chili, turn the brewers game on, and hopefully get a couple projects done.💙💛🍻
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a random payout from a class action lawsuit I filed years ago so I’m gonna let that make my night better after my workday was stupid af and I made a mistake so I wanna throw up about it.🥴
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s it like having parents you can ask for advice/help??
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So exhausted today because I watched my mom last night while my niece went out to get some time away but I have to work at 9 this morning so staying up till bar close wasn’t really the plan. Really just need to make our 2 households into 1 household but idek how to go about that.🥲
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ngl.link/kelsey4531 It’s been a super long time and I’m just bored.. or lonely enough. Lmfao.
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Really need to find the motivation to clean my house now that I’m home for more than 5 mins but I also have to work early tomorrow & im already so tired.🥲
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im so tired of coming home after being at my moms all day cleaning/fixing things and then my own home is a mess because im never here anymore. Either at work or at my moms. I need a maid and like my adhd meds back or something holy fuck the burnout is rapidly approaching
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plus on the way out the door she goes “be strong. This is just the beginning.” Like no actually we’ve been dealing with this for the last 5-10 years so no… it is not just the beginning. It’s the beginning of the end and it gets harder every single day so just stfu.. cannot wait to do the survey..
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yuppppppp and then I started crying because my mom was looking to me for answers regarding things like today’s date and who the president is and all that and the doctor basically scolds me like “don’t cry” while I was actively trying to hide my tears from my mom…
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk how we managed to get my mom the doctor with the worst bedside manner ever, but please don’t ever ask an Alzheimer’s patient “what’s wrong with your memory?” Because wtf was that.
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The irony of my mother signing her name “sane [surname]” is not lost on me.. for reference, her name is Suzanne so she just missed a few
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having stress dreams all night because today’s the day I have to take my mom to the doctor and I just know it’s gonna be a battle with her today to get her to shower and get ready for the dr
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally making some real progress at my moms house. The whole main level is just about done and the yard is looking significantly better. Wish I could just take off of work for a couple weeks and get it all done so much faster, but alas. I used up all my pto.😭
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a ton of shit done at my moms house today. Alzheimer’s is so shitty because what do you mean my mom can remember an old family friend when she stops by & can tell her exactly what my sister did to her, but walks away & then she’s telling her reflection in the mirror to come sit down with them.🥲
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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤 @puddlesailor42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spent all day at my great aunt’s house because I drove my grandma 3 hours north to the town she was born in to visit with her sister and brother for what might possibly be the last time. Wish we could stay longer but more than a day trip is so tough for her. Really glad we made the trip.
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