PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Looks like Autumn actually bothered to turn up for work, late, without an apology. Fucker 😂 000
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 25/07/2026At my Mums house waiting for a delivery. She introduced me to Aunty Josephine. Without any fucking context as to who she is. Why am I greeting her?!?! 110
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I filled up my Tupperware yesterday. Just handy I had it. The Thomas Cubitt catered a BBQ at work yesterday 😂 000
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Why can't people recognise food. Someone has just eaten my lunch. Chicken Ceasar and Prosciutto & mozzarella do not look the same. 🤯 020
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m going to have to make my own hollandaise next time. This Waitrose one was vinegary. I love trout. #cookingforharry 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My cousin Joy is utterly ridiculous. I got sent these. 😂 I’ve got a reputation 💅🏾 140
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This is Ana. It took us 15mins to work out how to transfer money to her revolut. I don’t understand Portuguese but we made it. I hope she has a nice month with her son and his husband. 020
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I need to report a crime, but I don’t know where to. A raven punched? me on the back of my head. I turned round and 2 birds were squawking, then they landed on this wall and kept on doing it! I had to run inside for safety. I wish this was a joke but it just happened. 110
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Adding a quick frittata to my can’t be arsed dinner options. Onions, tomato, baby potatoes, eggs 👌🏾 020
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 12/06/2026How do the champagne flutes not shake. My priorities are different in this life 😂 120
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I gatecrashed an event with zero shame. My reward…. I did learn something in the last 10mins of the class 😂 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I just tried to print something out (yes, I love paper). The prints came out of a different machine in a different building. Where is my 🍷 000
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Beau lost his phone. I’ve got it back. I’ve bought bits for tomorrow’s roast. Then back to my bestie, cos she’s in town 🤯 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Baba Bear is a real one. A glass of wine and gratis dinner! #EcoCrew 020
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Nasi goreng from a friends weekly box. No where near the same as street food 020
Reposted by PTupacMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 08/05/2026waking up and reading about the results of the locals and feeling very 1074443492
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m going dancing tonight. I might massage gun my legs before I head out. #age 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I’ve arrived girlies, after years of resistance. Burrata isn’t in Lidl so it’s for treats 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 01/05/20261st day of my period. Sat in my pants and a T-shirt. Drinking champagne, whilst depressed. This is what living alone is all about 320
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My lungs still work My knees are crying My rage went down to 2 but is now back up at 4 Found a posh pub to visit 020
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Middle age is hitting, just enjoyed an hour and a half in Tory’s garden 😂 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 24/04/2026So confused this morning. I thought I had slept through my alarm. But I was just about to leave the house, then my alarm went off. Lord help me. 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Only way to taste vitamins these days is using frozen fruit 030
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Great. The person I moved away from. To a different floor. Has come to sit with us. Urgh. I can only handle small doses.media.tenor.coma man in a red t-shirt is sitting on a couch with his head down .ALT: a man in a red t-shirt is sitting on a couch with his head down . 000
Reposted by PTupacKate Anne @kate-anne77.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The previous government being largely off its tits would explain an awful lot about the state of this country. 2172
Reposted by PTupacKarma @karmawall.bsky.social · 25/03/2026All the weathers …. & yes , I do live that close to a pub 😆 072
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Who switched the sun off? It was just shining a minute ago? Ffs 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Gosh, they love a candlestick in Belgravia…… yes, I spend my walks looking in windows 😂 000
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Having my weekends back is amazing. I can see my friends and family. It also costs so MUCH money. Trains here. Meals there. Ffs. Can’t even enjoy enjoyment out here. 010
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I was lamenting at how we don’t have babies anymore. Layla turns 4 on Tuesday. Lucy then pointed out that the next baby will probably make her a grandmother 😂 I’m definitely not in the race then 010
Reposted by PTupacglastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026On the way home. Photograph taken this morning at sunrise on my way back down Glastonbury Tor. 913879312
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Favour, @hassinator.bsky.social Please could you share your fried chicken recipe. My boy has started making it. I tried some yesterday and it needs work. Cooking was spot on. But we need to source good chooks first. 120
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Is it illegal to dye your dog? I’ve just seen a pink poodle 🐩😮 110
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Mum is so funny. She admitted she’d bought me a Xmas present. But because I could make it and she couldn’t resist, she opened it. It’s Chanel. She let me squirt some on this morning 😂 020
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I do like Seren though. She’s learning to ignore my reactions and has said I don’t really have a filter 😂 I think the lights are plugged in there 020
PTupac @ptupac.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Ooofffff my passive aggressive side is out today. “Which of lifts isn’t working” Me: “the one that hasn’t got a red out of order sign above it” 🤯 020
