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✨ Pete ✨

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💻 Integration dev 🎮 Gayming 🐶 Dog Dad 🌇 Allergic to rural areas and cars 🇪🇺 EU federlist 🚫 No posts = no follow 🔞 NSFW occasionally

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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A couple of politicians come to mind from our Parliament as well
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ugh, I thought they reached the bottom for lackluster #AppleEvent last year. Apparently I was wrong 😅 #Apple really need to step up their game
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ah, Meta never stops the madness 😂
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#booksky
A man holding a book up and saying “I find this book offensive” the librarian responds “ cool. Give it back so I can lend it to someone who doesn’t “
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not sure which illiterate twat at #Apple is responsible for it, but I am done with autocorrect replacing “take” with “TaKe” 🫠🔫
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is extra funny now that he is literally crying hard online how he got denied entry to the UK 😂 Be less trash, maybe karma won't fit you. yle.fi/a/74-20232864
yle.fi
Controversial Finns Party MEP at centre of European Parliament racism storm
Sebastian Tynkkynen wrote "cry more" in an Instagram post in response to an Iraqi-born MEP saying she had never felt so unsafe in the European Parliament.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They refuse to fix nearby potholes as well when you report one. So, I chose another path this time around: each and every hole is reported separately 😂
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fuck Microsoft, fuck Sony, and fuck Nintendo as well whilst we're at it.
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
yeah sex is cool and all but you ever had a meeting get canceled one minute before it was supposed to start?
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Supposedly the most intelligent of all species...humans.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If only they worked equally tirelessly on the quality. It’s been declining for several years now
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🐶: ”I did not take it, the tissue simply flew into my mouth on its own”
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Uh, guys, cooking at home was never a lifehack. Has everyone been under the impression that restaurant food was cheaper than groceries?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Let’s just leave them finally out next year? #Eurovision www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/w...
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How Israel Turned Eurovision’s Stage Into a Soft Power Tool
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How to sum up this evening #Eurovision
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That MF will do anything to avoid excluding Israel 🙄 #Eurovision
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Happy boy enjoying the sun
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You cannot rewoke once you've unwoked. Do not make the fatal first mistake.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cartoonist: Dave Whamond
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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voegizug @voegizug.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The lengths #EBU will go to avoid following their own rules 🙄 @eurovision.tv is a disgrace at this point www.youtube.com/watch?v=70vN...
youtube.com
UN report calls out Eurovision. Their boss dismisses it.
YouTube video by Stuart MacLean
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Finally in Berlin and checking these mandatory visits off my list 💛 #iykyk #bvg
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A night out in Berlin 💛
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
👇👇
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. ICEy Polls.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
She’s HEEEEEREEEEE 🔥
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
HYPED 🔥
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Meanwhile in Ukraine: Russians killed an elderly woman during a drone attack on Kryvyi Rih. They struck a sector of the city with private houses. Her body was pulled from the rubble of her home, and three other people were injured, the governor reported.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So, what the fuck? #HBOMax has added ads between episodes even on paid subscriptions.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
For once I won’t be adopting this update right away. I’d rather sit and see how this plays out 😅
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Julius Kölzer @juliusk.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
In just over eight months, Berlin will hold its 20th state election since 1946. While its well known East West divide in voting behaviour is often attributed to the city’s former split into capitalist and socialist halves, these differences existed even before the city’s division. A thread. 🧵
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
One more example of how dimwitted piece of 💩 the “intelligence” on an #Apple #iPhone is. I’ve been playing this with a friend for over a year at least, and every day I share my results with them.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Wordle 1 679 3/6* ⬜️🟨🟨⬜️⬜️ ⬜️🟩🟩🟩⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle #Wordle_NYT
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen: "If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU." "Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.
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Tracy C 🦋 💙 🫘 🥄 🐾🐾 @tracytrixie.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Yes, that does say it all.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This sure helps to adjust my spending towards #EU and away from US 👀 european-alternatives.eu
european-alternatives.eu
European Alternatives
We help you find European alternatives for digital service and products, like cloud services and SaaS products.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Oh, this one was actually the only one worth seeing this year. Others flopped compared to last year #luxhelsinki
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
🤣🤣
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Wordle 1 662 4/6* ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️ 🟨🟩⬜️🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle #Wordle_NYT
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I absolutely HATE it when Marjorie Taylor Greene makes sense.
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Got a sneak peek to Lux Helsinki Light Art Festival when they were building one of the light installations up 👀 #luxhelsinki luxhelsinki.fi/en/
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L.G.O.G.M. (Lovable Grumpy Old Gay Man) 🏳️‍🌈✡️😻🎼 @davidbrucas.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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✨ Pete ✨ @ptterz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Wordle 1 659 4/6* ⬜️⬜️🟨⬜️🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️ 🟨🟨🟩⬜️🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle #Wordle_NYT
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