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Ask him what a rook does and he'll probably say sit on the bench. 🙄

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I like the story in the bible where the rainbow was a message that all things are balanced and blended in a beautiful display in a world drained of color by...pick something. Not a flag you buy from China to burn at a maga klan rally because some dude hit on you at a bar sixteen years ago once.

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Why the f*ck is this agitating this weirdo ass enough to do accordian hands and point at...? Broken. Useless.

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We took the worst of science fiction from the 50s/60s and 80s and made it our reality. Are the kids in LA and SD schools practicing hiding under their desks for bomb strikes yet? When do they learn between that and shooting drills? Half starved and tired from repetitious homework all night. So MAGA.

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Nazi super soldier program again, Pete? Jfc.

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"Torture yourself because it's cool and we need more money we can't ever spend." Go f*ck yourselves collectively as an industry and individually to include all of your entire bloodlines. No. We're not chugging arsenic and silver for health benefits either. #thriftstoresweatsandhoodies

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Drunk slur Pete's T levels are so low, these fantasies are all he has to get aroused to.

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Biopic sequel is a new term I didn't know I disliked this much.

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Machete don't read the room. Wow.

On the other hand, she gets to walk around with Mar a lago face without the surgery. Shame she took such an obvious route to tank her brand.

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Wtf do you mean, "side"? There's no... if one of em already f*cked off to Dubai it's kind like...yeah. F*ck you. #cornell

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Now set aside the tax dodging billionaires, dumbf*ck.

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Why does he start rocking every time he speaks? Anyway, if it can barely function we should pump the brakes on calling AI super.

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The only person this would apply to is himself.

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He runs like RFK Jr. talks.

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Launching brooms into the lake. Can't have sh*t.

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Can we not drag this out any longer than we need to? #Brewers

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This is why his dad was stowed away in a fake office. 🙄

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When does she start touring with Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood?

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This ghoul looks like it endured one or two already.

I think I might bite on the psp 3. Looks neat.

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On to the Bears. 😮‍💨

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Can't we just have one normal game? 🙄

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They're not children, Donald.

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All the sports like tennis and gahhhlf that famously play outside in the winter.

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Saturdays are for the K.K. jam sesh.

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Imagine catching someone slamming a beverage just outside the office doorway so it doesn't irrationally inconvenience the person sitting behind a desk all a day. 🙄

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This is why he can only bankrupt casinos.

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He couldn't be any more of an empty vessel filled with Nazi eugenics bullsh*t if he was made in a lab.

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What's that, like two pills?

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No. Actually name five things to be proud of. Nothing? Gtfo.

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"I make goodly words, I make boom boom in diaper"

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He pops up before an election, and disappears back into the nothing he came from after everything's f*cked.

How long til he forgets he was ever president? We should parade him around while he drools and screams about totally random sh*t and tries to grab little girls. ...Or just throw him in a hole and tell him "here's what the world really thinks of you" and weld the door shut.

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:grunt: fam'ly 😮‍💨

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Don't tell him about Tex-Mex food. He'll try to call it Tex-America food.

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"You can't trust them sir, buy our bombs and use them." Sick.

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There go the hands. Full body deflection. So he's already tried this and failed. Might as well just go full slur over the one time Obama's people casually asked a NYT reporter about his sources and f'd off when they said no thanks. It wasn't 20 times a day, every press meeting, directly from him. 🙄

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She was either drunk off her ass or a really bad liar. He's bragged about how much he'll lie if he "has to". Just more of that.

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that's Trump brand cotton candy and the phone said it's just sugar

Lincoln's successor was grabbed off the street and groomed by the kkk before their allegiances flip flopped.