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Cappin Murica

@ptsky.bsky.social
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Losto Murica, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith! 🙈 🙉 🙀

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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like the story in the bible where the rainbow was a message that all things are balanced and blended in a beautiful display in a world drained of color by...pick something. Not a flag you buy from China to burn at a maga klan rally because some dude hit on you at a bar sixteen years ago once.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We took the worst of science fiction from the 50s/60s and 80s and made it our reality. Are the kids in LA and SD schools practicing hiding under their desks for bomb strikes yet? When do they learn between that and shooting drills? Half starved and tired from repetitious homework all night. So MAGA.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Biopic sequel is a new term I didn't know I disliked this much.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wtf do you mean, "side"? There's no... if one of em already f*cked off to Dubai it's kind like...yeah. F*ck you. #cornell
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Launching brooms into the lake. Can't have sh*t.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can we not drag this out any longer than we need to? #Brewers
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I might bite on the psp 3. Looks neat.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On to the Bears. 😮‍💨
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can't we just have one normal game? 🙄
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saturdays are for the K.K. jam sesh.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How long til he forgets he was ever president? We should parade him around while he drools and screams about totally random sh*t and tries to grab little girls. ...Or just throw him in a hole and tell him "here's what the world really thinks of you" and weld the door shut.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't tell him about Tex-Mex food. He'll try to call it Tex-America food.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pick one republican candidate anywhere that is a more viable candidate than their democratic opponent. Now say sike or you're just a liar.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The #Packers might beat the Dolphins this year? Trying to find something worth looking forward to this season. 🫤
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first time I actually saw Charlie Kirk he was calling a dolphin fetus human, so I never understood why anyone ever listened to anything else he said.
static.klipy.com
I'M Cool Butt-head
Alt: Charlie Kirk without a following of actual hateful buttheads.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do the Brewers crash out against SD or LA? The exciting conclusion to the 2026 MLB season is almost here. Stay tuned. To them, not me.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you don't get hazard pay for rewatching a Packers game....wow.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Football isn't even a good weekly distraction when your team's butt. 😑
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice try. Still not getting me to watch the cowboys. Bungles and lolHawks get the one of us award this week.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Josh Jacobs punk ass...King Kenry, would be shut down with this line. I still don't even.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go figure. You need an O Line to play football. And this one ain't it. #packers
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unless Sports Illustrated wants to just give Trump the SI trademark like Tim Apple gave the gold brick, the Super Intelligence will continue as a flat joke into perpetuity.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The #FALCONS, BRUH?! WHO ARE WE SO DESPERATE FOR IN THE DRAFT?! ... #gopackgo
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pete Kegbreath demands all marches replaced with a simultaneous goose step/Trump dance action. No one listens, and instead give him time in a cell to think about his war crimes.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do pardons go through a president when he's worse than the scum he pardons?
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LolBron loses the GOAT "debate" to Jordan when it comes to gambling too. #Polymarket #MonteCarlo
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember to use PPE to give Trump, his cabinet, and his sh*theels the Mussolini ending they all deserve several times over.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This Regime is the absolute pit of reality tv.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only question I ever have in baseball is do the Brewers crash out in the NLDS or the NLCS.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe the spare "wife" keeps him away from the kids. #NatalieTrump
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I missed the game and the Giants qb got Trump'd. 4 month turnaround on that karma.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If they loved the fuhrer as much as they pretend to, then they'd take him out behind the barn. Tell him it's a brand new thing no one's ever heard of before and he gets to talk at a lot of cameras. Hiding behind worshipping a false orange god or god like figure gets a lot of evil greedy sh*t done. 😒
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "top" 1%...or 0.001%, whatever...of the robber barons made ridiculous amounts of money they were fine with before Reagan came along and let them not pay taxes anymore. They owned the media, so they kissed his wrinkly used up dementia/Alzheimer's riddled ass for money and we never fixed it. #ftfy
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Send me back to 199X. Idc, I'll redo high school.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I'll get around to seeing The Odyssey sometime in the next 20 years. 🫤
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Screw the losing streak. #GoPackGo
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugh.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I sat through the end credits of The Hobbit and that was enough Ed Sheeran for me.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What about a president who can dress and clean himself? We used to have one of those.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Donald Sterling didn't do half the racist sh*t Robert Kraft and his family have, yet no one even looks at them sideways. Interesting. 😑
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If a game doesn't hold up on easy mode, it isn't worth slogging through the hard mode. 👍🏽
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guest: The Reformation was so flawed it had to be Reformed, and the Treasury of Merit was always bullsh*t. Me: Why would you bring up...is the White House tariffing souls now? Waiter: Ok guys, relax, you're getting looks. Reading the room, we were gone in under five minutes. Lotta red hats.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Idk...maybe expect the blitz on every play? Idk.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How does MAGA claim Christianity on a basis of eugenics and occult...stuff?
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of Trump's kids could referee a better NFL game than Shawn "peak nepo" Hochuli. Embarrassment to the profession, the league, and the sport.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This week was for the gambling houses.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm out. Nobody do something dumb and get hurt. F*cking ridiculous.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whole ass trainwreck of a drive in the wrong direction. Wow. Unreal.
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He didn't even land on him wtfbbq!!! #packers #nowfootballsback
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Cappin Murica @ptsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Come one, don't waste chances like that. Can't lose to 2Sprainz.
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