Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Try "Burnham to pass law before next election scrapping pension triple lock". Ambiguity is a thing journalism ought to try to avoid. 010
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026MACDUFF Despair thy charm, And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee Macduff was from his mother’s womb Untimely ripped. MACBETH Fuckity fuck. 0230
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026MESSENGER As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I looked toward Birnam, and anon methought The Wood began to move. MACBETH Fuck. 1351
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Revelations is basically have you tried switching it off and on again. 1170
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Used to work in a basement on Bateman Street. We called it the Bat Cave, obviously. 140
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Echoes of the Golgafrinchans tackling hyperinflation. 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Went to see Face/off with my then girlfriend, and she found the entire premise so ludicrous she was in tears from laughing through the serious bits, much to the annoyance of the intended audience. Might be one of the reasons I married her, tbh. 030
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 23/06/2026My local council also reports that pot holes on the A10 are due to vandals with spoons. 150
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When later recovered, the man said being stolen was the second worst thing ever to happen to him. 050
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Was sent for avocados, returned with bagels because of some association with roundness and smoked salmon. 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 27/05/202660% longer than the reflecting pool, and this is in Peterborough. 200
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026A childhood favourite, now "a difficult watch" 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The only reason it wasn't a diesel emissions claim call was because the Rudolph Diesel wouldn't invent it for another 16 years. Though that wouldn't have stopped some of these callers. 120
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"The surname is often linked to the Norman name Troussebot or Troussbot, recorded in the 1086 Domesday Book, with early records in Yorkshire and Cheshire." 000
Reposted by Michael WilliamsCol @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Going to tell the grandchildren this was The Mandalorian and Grogu. 427272
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I have a colleague who uses the phrase "[it] is for life, not just for Christmas," regularly and I just enjoy the completely blank look on the faces of any American and/or under-30 in his audience. 040
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Got to make sure we hold the guy who didn't ask the other guy a question about a third guy who was friends with another guy who committed serious crimes to account. That's where this should all be focussed. Definitely. 010
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Hence the famous Tory slogan "U TUTU IF U WANT TO TUTU". 010
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 19/03/2026"I refuse to get into hypotheticals," says person being interviewed to assess fitness for hypothetical situations. Imagine if you tried that line at an actual job interview. 011
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I don't agree with what these people did, or why they did it, but having sat in a deposition, every question feels like a trap, setting you up for a contradiction. He'll have been thoroughly prepped by his attorney beforehand. 100
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 12/02/2026What's wrong with just cupping up the water in your hands and licking it up like a cat? 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 06/01/2026You mean this golf course? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAF_Tur...en.wikipedia.orgRAF Turnberry - Wikipedia 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Article 6 limits the scope to cover only "Islands under the jurisdiction of any of the Parties" that are "in the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer," which appears to be the reason why Article 5 couldn't be invoked. www.nato.int/en/about-us/...nato.intThe North Atlantic TreatyThe Parties to this Treaty reaffirm their faith in the purposes and principles of the Charter of the United Nations and their desire to live in peace with all peoples and all governments. They are det... 131
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 03/01/2026www.nato.int/en/about-us/...nato.intThe North Atlantic TreatyThe Parties to this Treaty reaffirm their faith in the purposes and principles of the Charter of the United Nations and their desire to live in peace with all peoples and all governments. They are det... 120
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Article 6 says it covers attacks "on the forces, vessels, or aircraft of any of the Parties, when in ... the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer." 220
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Personally, I'm holding out for the Lawn Tennis Association Award for Chemistry. 030
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 15/11/20251978: A dog is for life, not just for Christmas 2026: Buy a Guinea Pig to colour match your new sofa 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Wow, and I thought sons usually end up taller than their mums. 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 31/10/2025RNLI Know What You Did Last Summer #turnacharityintoahorrormovie 0211
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Paddington is in the 007 universe, due to shared connection with EiiR. He's actually an animatronic AI, which explains why he sounds just like Q. 110
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Watched this with my son -- who finds maths baffling and frustrating -- and he was transfixed throughout. youtu.be/z30YWqAJAm4?...youtu.be1977: Johnny Ball and the Fun of Mathematics | Think of a Number | BBC ArchiveYouTube video by BBC Archive 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Popular nationalism really starting to kick off in Waffleland 010
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 05/08/2025It's not just it doesn't know the facts; it didn't "understand" the question. aiui, the tokenisation turns the words into something more like concepts, so it is being asked "How many <letter of the alphabet> are there in <small red fruit with seeds on the outside>". It didn't stand a chance 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Sure this wasn't a stunt to promote a certain new movie?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperseAlt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse 000
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Sorry Matt, you're a verb now and I don't see that changing. Just like William H. Hoover and Richard P. Yoyo. 120
Michael Williams @ptoboley.bsky.social · 17/07/2025And just look how these wind turbines are ruining the English countryside 010