Tree duty today. Hard work. We know they're not trees. Just like the fungus isn't moss, and the bugs aren't wolves. But it helps to use familiar names for things. We're all homesick here. It comes with the job.

A: Our starting assumption is that the message is toxic. What do you think? B: Context is key. The message reads like a joke. It may be satirical. C: We have limited access to context. However, the fact that it is a joke does not preclude the possibility of it being toxic.

A: Our starting assumption is that the message is toxic. What do you think? B: Context is key. The message reads like a joke. It may be satirical. C: We have limited access to context. However, the fact that it is a joke does not preclude the possibility of it being toxic.

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me […] The post I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake appeared first on The Onion.

My grandfather was a carpenter. I always thought that was why so many things in our house were made of wood. Or even beyond that, why so much of the living room was filled with things that were handmade.