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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Apparently the orcas who are all those yachts last year are three juvenile females named Gladys the Grey, Gladys the White and Gladys the Black. No wonder all the cool kids wanted to be marine biologists.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The true meaning of trickle down.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

These people are gonna put the next generation into the Frederick Harlow monkey experiment.

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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

EATING WITH YOUR HANDS IS UNLADYLIKE. #metroid #samus

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Doom wins because nobody wanted to go 2nd tank.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I recall hearing about a church in Texas that’s trying to make an AI Jesus chat bot that you can use to talk to Jesus. For a fee, of course.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Both of these animals look like they’re on ketamine

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The only footage I’ve seen of him is him getting loaded / unloaded into his car and for all the thoughts going through that man’s head it may as well have been a tennis ball on a broomstick.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Except my bullshit is bullshit and their bullshit is the function and welfare of the entire fuckin country

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Damn, I wish I could just declare recess every time there was some bullshit I didn’t want to do at my job

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

EDDIE WE HAVE BEEN HIRED BY ESPN WE MUST BEGIN COLLECTING NBA HIGHLIGHT CLIPS IMMEDIATELY

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You are now in the power of stardust

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Merrbelize thre toorps, war were declerrred

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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

When people got mad that she renamed the Dixie Stampede to just the Stampede

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Groceries have been getting more expensive but at the same time they’re getting smaller and poorer in quality. Veggies are less fresh when they hit the shelves, beef doesn’t last as long in the fridge. All to cut corners and save $$$. Inflation is more than just a price tag.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Paul Marketing has received a message from the shareholders. By their command, he is sending Pinkertons to your house right now because of this post

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

There’s a non-zero possibility that Elon writes a fat check for every news article that blows smoke up his ass.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Work crew went in to fix the elevator buttons. They messed it up and offset each floor by one number. It was wrong on so many levels.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Who the fuck even deserves a private jet in the first place

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Please confirm that you have received this email and FUCK no I would rather shove a firecracker up my own ass and fly to the moon If you send me four emails within 15 minutes you are NEVER hearing from me again

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Man can argue with man, with society, even with God. But you cannot argue with some good-ass steak.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The smoke detector is annoying. The circuit breaker opening up is annoying. A reminder that you made for yourself to go to the dentist is annoying. But if you pursue immediate comfort instead of addressing the issues they present, you’re screwing yourself.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Not for nothing, but the US has smart boards. We had them when I was in college.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Grinchnips cheated on his wife while she was in hospice care, right? Am I remembering that correctly?

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hitting the gym to look good on tinder : old, busted, lame, cliche Hitting the gym to create source-accurate cosplay : elite, paragon, worthy

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We could always ask the British to burn it down for us again.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

‘I can no longer deny the corruption and incompetence of the conservative movement but I still think gay people are icky! Oh no, I’m politically homeless!’

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I love how Kamala is doing her own heart completely separate from DP. Most of them are just leaving him hanging, she’s burying him

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hulk no fit in frame, hulk kill frame

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How does he write two paragraphs of prime Albert Wesker-wank and end it with ‘Nyah-nyah’

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hey if any of you guys have a twitch account, be advised that Amazon has made it so that your account trains genAI by default. To switch it off, you’ll need to go into the security/privacy settings on the desktop browser and turn it off (can’t be done in mobile). Pic related.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This guy was born headfirst and his mom switched off italics at the collarbone

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Tonight is the night of the perseid meteor shower / the partial lunar eclipse / actual fuckin space whales probably. Did you think the weather in Albany would give us a break and let us witness any of it? Did you?

A weather forecast indicating could and rain after sunset in the region of Albany ny

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There are horny mf who say all women are beautiful and then there are the real ones who mean it. Put women in games and let them do cool shit!

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Paul Shareholder demands bigger hands with which to hold more shares

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Dead Kennedy’s - ‘ I Got Mine’

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

One of the first things he did as secretary was spend $40k on a new dressing room. Everyone knows that the best way to run an army is to look good in pictures!

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Idk man it sure seemed like Iran was more scared of us when we had gay people and women in the dept of defense. These chuds just ain’t doing it. Maybe if we bring back all those seasoned professionals that doge and snothair fired we’d have a functioning military again.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Is this a new plan to escape from Turkey

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

War is diplomacy by other means, or so they say. If the Russians aren’t going to negotiate at the table then they’re just going to have to negotiate at the drone strike crater in St. Peter’sburg.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

White and cis aren’t insults unless you’ve done terrible things in the name of whiteness or cis ness. Or unless you’re on Twitter ig

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The barbed wire is the cherry on top of this shit sundae

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If the multiverse is infinite and contains all infinite possibilities then the amount of multiversal dick you, personally, have taken must also be infinite so think about that the next time you’re about to call someone a whore

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

And that chocolate is awful. Hersheys is the Coors light of chocolate.

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