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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

When people got mad that she renamed the Dixie Stampede to just the Stampede

Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Groceries have been getting more expensive but at the same time they’re getting smaller and poorer in quality. Veggies are less fresh when they hit the shelves, beef doesn’t last as long in the fridge. All to cut corners and save $$$. Inflation is more than just a price tag.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Work crew went in to fix the elevator buttons. They messed it up and offset each floor by one number. It was wrong on so many levels.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Please confirm that you have received this email and FUCK no I would rather shove a firecracker up my own ass and fly to the moon If you send me four emails within 15 minutes you are NEVER hearing from me again

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hey if any of you guys have a twitch account, be advised that Amazon has made it so that your account trains genAI by default. To switch it off, you’ll need to go into the security/privacy settings on the desktop browser and turn it off (can’t be done in mobile). Pic related.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Tonight is the night of the perseid meteor shower / the partial lunar eclipse / actual fuckin space whales probably. Did you think the weather in Albany would give us a break and let us witness any of it? Did you?

A weather forecast indicating could and rain after sunset in the region of Albany ny

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If the multiverse is infinite and contains all infinite possibilities then the amount of multiversal dick you, personally, have taken must also be infinite so think about that the next time you’re about to call someone a whore

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/06/2024

Wordle scrubquotes holy shit

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I’ve been hearing that those new delivery drones have been making life hellacious for people who use wheelchairs on public sidewalks. Anyone know if that’s true?

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

About 90 percent of all GenAI content I’ve ever seen has been created by people trying to be dickheads. Political dickheads, obnoxious dickheads, hustle bro dickheads. Some common trolls. All of them engaged in some kinda bullshit. The other 10 percent is menus for horrible, horrible takeout spots

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Remember, every decent thing about modern working conditions is a result of the labor movement. Your boss can’t stop you from forming a union.

A political cartoon depicting a non-union firefighter looking up at a unionized firefighter’s benefits package.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Why do they call it a Moscow mule The vodka came from Texas and it couldn’t haul my grain to market for shit

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It is my pleasure to present to you what is possibly the worst pizza in America. The cheese is not under the sauce. The cheese is next to the sauce, which is laid in stripes. These stripes taste like a misunderstanding. They cooked this thing on a conveyor belt. I need to be beaten for eating this.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Tiny bunny ain’t got no problems. Tiny bunny ain’t cause no problems. Tiny bunny has perfect moral and karmic balance.

A tiny rabbit sitting in front of a flowerpot.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s such a nice day today, aren’t you glad to be alive?

Chris Evans laughing hysterically with the American flag in the background

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Thinking about this amazing watermelon I got about this time last year. Flat green on the outside. No stripes. Just green, like a pool table. But red as rubies on the inside and brother, it was juicy. I wish I took a picture.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If Alex Jones is still alive, and has not in fact popped like a balloon in a hot car, why isn’t he hosting infowars anymore? 4-D checkmate liberals

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

That first pic is what it looks like in a white couple’s head when they say ‘grassy-ass’ to their waiter and someone else actually laughs

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Just a reminder that patriotism isn't holding a bible and wrapping yourself in the flag while you violate the Constitution and plunder the country. Happy 4th of July, stay cool and safe!!

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Anyone doing their shopping for July 4th today, remember that coke is better than Pepsi. Not because of the taste, or the ingredients or because my favorite color is blue. But because Pepsi co is well-known for treating small businesses like absolute bastard. Also Coke invented Santa Claus.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Hey so the new infowars is pretty good

TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD - From the new Infowars

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Catching a cold in the winter or the fall kind of sucks. Catching a cold when it’s 95 degrees raw is something else.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Dead men can’t throw eggs at billionaires

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If anyone’s mad about all these socialists winning in New York, just remember to tell them to Vote Blue No Matter Who. Seriously tho, we can’t have four more years of this crapspackle.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Idk if any of you live in Albany but Kansas is about to play a free concert at the Plaza. 7pm start.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This user predicted algaegate word for word weeks before it happened. It goes to show that these kinds of clownish debacles are completely avoidable. Unless you’re an 80 year old child who thinks science is fake and gay.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Primaries today, brothers Vote now because you know people are gonna whine you out if you don’t

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator! It’s got what plants crave! Algae plants, specifically!

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I think I just sneezed so hard it opened up my third nostril

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Japanese fella trying Texas barbecue for the first time. #FoodTour #FifiWorldCup

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It is just so fuckin nice out today Anyone who knew in advance to take Monday off, tell me your secrets

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 14/06/2026

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/2vK7QErmzq

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Pride parade today in my town. There’s about 20 cars that parked overnight on the parade route. Tow guys are busy, busy, busy.

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Thee NYC angry black latina mom! ♉️🇩🇴🗽 🐝💛 @urbanmodernism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

All I gotta say is I fell asleep and got woken up by a live mariachi band. Today is the Puerto Rican Day Parade, it’s Pride Month, and the World Cup is here. Baby, New York City is about to have un verano en Nueva Yol.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I kind of hope that whoever called the cops on a couple of kids selling lemonade has a tree fall through their roof

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Seen on the drive home from work: A ram 4x4 with gulf war vet license plates and a grubhub delivery standee. One occupant. Gas is $4.69 per gallon. Modern america in a nutshell.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

At some point in the not so near future, they’ll fire all the news anchors and replace them with gen ai. People with a little sense will call it out. The people who own the news will say Nuh-uh. And most of the world won’t care.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

People are always talking about the AI bubble being about to burst, on account of how there’s no costumer base for it and no ROI. The customer base is not the middle class. It’s the CEO’s and stockholders. And the ROI isn’t going to be John Consumerman buying the product, it’s gonna be pink slips.

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If someone tells you that they voted for Trump and they’re uncomfortable with that choice, it is not an appropriate reaction to ✨Twitter Dunk✨on them IRL. You get the behavior that you incentivize from other people. Using your cool new put-down is not gonna incentivize them to leave the cult.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

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Baja Blastoise @ptbooks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

This is one of the best sources for lofi music in case anyone’s looking

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