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Subversive career education for psychic youth. Enroll today at psyhigh.com

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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October Newsletter 🎃⚡🎃 Halloween SPOOKTACULAR! Savage squirrels! Things in jars! Read and subscribe today: eepurl.com/MEWct8rjYJ
A pair of squirrels frolicking in autumn. One wears a jack-o-latern on its head, which appears to have been carved from a gourd.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
September Newsletter: 📚🍎⚡ Obligatory Back to School Edition! Remote sleep-learning options available! Receive credits telepathically! Read and subscribe: eepurl.com/Wwb9o3kTjY
The Psyhigh admin building in early September, needing to be cut back a bit.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
August Newsletter: 🦐 What's lurking at the bottom of the reflecting pool? See for yourself! Plus: Hair Hex Alert, Remote Viewing Contest, and more: eepurl.com/EVKDESeKOv
Sea Monkeys illustration by comic book artist Joe Orlando from the early 1970s. Humanoid shrimp people frolic near a castle at the bottom of the sea.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
July Newsletter: ⛱️ Can you see yourself in Psyhigh's reflecting pool? Plus: Hex Club updates, Remote Viewing Contest, and more. Read and subscribe today: eepurl.com/3-5V5mA4kg
Aquatic humanoid emerging from the Reflecting Pool at Psychic High School
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
June Newsletter: 🌴 7 psychic summer secrets hiding in plain sight. Plus: Hex Club, Remote Viewing Contest, and more: eepurl.com/cDxCSNEXnW
The acoustics lab at Psyhigh covered in vines.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
May Newsletter: 🥀 Still got trouble in the garden? Let's root it out! Place your bets on an uncertain future and more here: eepurl.com/OsAvv4cb9g
A member of the Scientia department tends to a specimen of Carlottia cardana on Lower Campus. https://www.carlottacardana.com/stories
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
April Newsletter: PSYCHIC SCHOOLS NOT BOMBS - 🤦‍♀️ - Plus: Spring gardens, probability magnets, Remote Viewing Contest, and more. Read and subscribe today! eepurl.com/jC2Drk
Lower campus on the Psychic High School grounds with April flowers in bloom.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
March Newsletter: 🦁,🐑, or in like a witch? 🧙‍♀️ You decide. Plus: Temporal Probability, Remote Viewing Contest, and more. Read it here: eepurl.com/jAAFYQ
Girl with Rabbits, Frederic Church, 1886. Slight crop.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You're invited to the Valentine's Dance at the Psyhigh Dreamhouse! Invite a friend! February newsletter: eepurl.com/jysbpI
The Psyhigh Dreamhouse Playset
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
January Newsletter: 🍧 Think these flavors of Psychic Ice are imaginary? WELL THINK AGAIN! Read it here: eepurl.com/jvEjhc
The Buckminster Fuller geodesic dome at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station. Recommissioned for Psyhigh use 2026.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
December Newsletter ❄️ Are you ready for the Mentagram Challenge? Plus, Remote Viewing Contest, new Psyhigh Comics, and more. Read here: eepurl.com/jtsdfM
A 3x6 grid of sigils. One is red while the others are black.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
November Newsletter: 🍂🍁 Which wild animals pose the biggest threats to your sanity? Plus, Remote Viewing Contest, new Psyhigh Comics, and more! Read it here: eepurl.com/jqXAx-/
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
October Newsletter: THE NEW 🔥 DANCES FOR HALLOWEEN! Plus, Psychic Arts & Crafts, Remote Viewing Contest, and more. Read and subscribe today at eepurl.com/joxWJw
A photo jack-o'-lantern from the cover of the 1986 Sonic Youth live bootleg album Walls Have Ears
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
BACK TO SCHOOL. ALREADY? Meet Student of the Month Tammy Hammer. Plus: Remote Viewing Contest, new Psyhigh Comics, & more. Tell your friends! eepurl.com/jmlkvQ
Psyhigh's September Student of the Month Tammy Hammer works at her keyboard.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
It's Psychic Fair & Rodeo time! Looking for the best seats in the house? Grab your tickets before they're all gobbled up. Read our August Newsletter: eepurl.com/jkvgos
The Psychic Fair & Rodeo midway at night, featuring the Brain Centrifuge, Pipsy Needle Play, and The Spike.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
CELEBRATE PSYCHIC FREEDOM! Our seven point plan to destroy the Psychogenic Oligarchy. Plus, Super Psychic Nitro Funnycar Action, new comics, and more. Read our July newsletter here: eepurl.com/jh_gjI
Justin Schriefer piloting his sleek black nitrous funny car, flames shooting out right and left, pit team behind him.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
June Newsletter: Are you ready for PSYCHIC SUMMER? Learn how to drive IN YOUR MIND, 24-hour Psychic Chat, and lots more! Read and subscribe today: eepurl.com/jgu50-/
Toonces the Driving Cat
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May Newlsetter: 24-hour Psychic Chat is now online! Agents are standing by. All answers will be revealed! eepurl.com/jdpAns
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
April Newsletter: Win a trip to a Psychic Dude Ranch! Plus: Seven Psychic Egg Hacks, Remote Viewing Contest, New Psyhigh Comics, and more! Read it at eepurl.com/jbsrqU
A view of the pastoral landscape at Orion Ranch, an interplanetary psychic dude ranch orbiting a gas giant in the constellation of Orion.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
March Newsletter: Are you a Psychic Lion or a Psychic Lamb? Take our short quiz and find out! Plus, Remote Viewing Contest, Psyhigh Spirit, and lots more. Read and subscribe today at eepurl.com/i--SEo
A vintage illustration of a lion and a lamb.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
February Newsletter: There’s a new postcard from Psyhigh’s favorite synthetic teens, more details on mysterious Flight 309, and still time to enter the Cleverest Squirrel Contest! Plus lots more. Read and subscribe today at eepurl.com/i816zg
A colorized photo of Louis Armstrong and wife Lucille Wilson at the Great Sphinx of Giza, Egypt, 1961.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
January Newsletter 🎊 Nope! Nothing to see here! Gaping holes in the fabric of reality papered over with endless technical stimulation. Get certified now! Restrictions may apply. Resist oblivion -- read it here: eepurl.com/i636CM
A still from The Wicker Man (1973) featuring Christopher Lee standing before the eponymous figure from the film.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
December Newsletter: Spirit Building Challenge ⚡ Kicked off the Spirit Team? A number of students are planning to build their own, but it's really complicated and maybe you should read a book first. Learn more here: eepurl.com/i5v5xQ
A still from the 1971 animated A Christmas Carol tv special, starring Alastair Sim and produced by Chuck Jones.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
November Newsletter: REALITY ACCIDENT REDUX! 💥 Are you ready for the sequel? Impacts on the time stream, refugee centers, and what to pack. Plus, the usual antics and tomfoolery from around campus. Read and subscribe at eepurl.com/i3Ko1k
An AI generated image of a very large comet or asteroid striking North America.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Fall semester is in full swing, and students continue to arrive by broomstick, on the backs of enormous black cats, and via mobile homes on gigantic chicken legs. Keep up with everything that's going down in our October Newsletter: eepurl.com/i0vRvs
a red HELLO MY NAME IS sticker name tag with the name PSYCHIC scrawled in sharpie. cute clip art jack-o-lanterns adorn each side to give it that crunchy seasonal twang.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
It's Back to School, and Psyhigh is celebrating with our biggest crystal giveaway ever! YOU get a crystal, and YOU get a crystal, and YOU get a crystal! Plus, Remote Viewing Contest and more. Read and subscribe today at eepurl.com/iX9H7Y
Saxana's classmates from witch school. There's Haxipola in the front left, but everyone else remains anonymous.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
August Newsletter: Build Your Own Psychic Treehouse.🌴 Seven easy steps! And you've ALREADY GOT all the materials you need! Just watch out for splinters. Maybe you should wear gloves. It'll be up in no time. Learn how here: eepurl.com/iUTbm-/
Two screen captures from the 1971 Czechoslovakian film Saxana, where Saxana learns how to escape detention and enter the World of the Human via the Lexicon of Spells.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
July Newsletter: Summer Psycience SIZZLER 🔥🌋 🥵 Mental BBQs are smokin' at Psyhigh's Summer Session! Plus, the State Psycience Fair, Remote Viewing Contest, and more. HOT STUFF 4 U @ eepurl.com/iSU1wM
The logo for the 2024 State Science Faire
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
June Newsletter: Summer Session is ready for YOU! 🌻 We could play frisbee and read each other's minds. Why not get a room on campus and audit a psychic botany course or something? Learn more here: eepurl.com/iQ_DVI
Graffiti art of a stylized face painted on the side of a railcar.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
May Newsletter: Psychic Plant Sale! 🪴 Extrasensory deals on Blue Lotus, Monkshood, Mugwort and Vervain. Lady's Mantle, Hensbane, Peppermint and Yarrow. Digging around in your mental garden? Read and subscribe at eepurl.com/iOXyTM
An image of a moss covered piece of tree on the forest floor with a prominent human-like eyeball sticking out of it like a knot.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
April Newsletter: Psychic hikes in your area! 🐴 Plus: Psychic youth on parade, Remote Viewing Contest, and a psychic rock 'n roll jamboree. Read and subscribe at eepurl.com/iMUlCs
I think that must be Reba McEntire in her natural centaur form.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
March Newsletter: Do you have worms in your brain? Plus: Mr. Blume, Psychic Gratitude Board, Remote Viewing Contest, and more! Read and subscribe at eepurl.com/iLf-5I
wormboy
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
February Newsletter: Super Cool Mind Cat, Psyhigh Spirit, Remote Viewing Contest, New Student Roll Call, and more. Read and subscribe at eepurl.com/iJhV_E
Super Cool Mind Cat
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
The Greatest Psychics of the Year! It's our annual review of the most powerful psychic youth at Psyhigh, and their pets. Read and subscribe today at eepurl.com/iHaRMk 🌝 🎉
friddle, desert mipi
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
New weekly comic! Following the success of the student strike, life at Psyhigh returns to normal. But the walls of reality have become dangerously thin... Read and subscribe today at psyhigh.com/comics.php 🗞📰
Following the success of the student strike, life at Psyhigh returns to normal. But the walls of reality have become dangerously thin...
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
7 ways to keep Psychic Warm! 🔥🔥 Read our Seasonal Newsletter: Bones Club, Remote Viewing Contest, new comic, Psyhigh Spirit, and more! Subscribe today! eepurl.com/iELYjM
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
From our psychic family to yours! @carpetbenzo.bsky.social @smh0.bsky.social @wondermuddle.bsky.social
A traditional folding tissue paper holiday turkey effigy and friends.Clockwise from top left: Dame Darcy, Liminal Earth, Dolly Parton Fudge Brownie Mix, decorative gravy serving bowl, Showy Milkweed seeds.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Wrap up of the festive Halloween season at Psyhigh! Unconventional Tarot Club, Super Giant Isopods, new Psyhigh Comics, Remote Viewing Contest and more. Read and subscribe to our monthly newsletter at eepurl.com/iCNnvE 😈
Iskandar (Alexander the Great) oversees the building of the wall to fend off the Yajuj and Majuj people (Gog and Magog). This artist depicts a group of demons (div) helping in the task, even though that is not normally in the story.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
September Newsletter: BACK TO SCHOOL? YES IT IS GREAT I COULDN'T BE MORE THRILLED. HELLO THERE! IS THAT A NAME TAG? WHY HAVE YOU COVERED IT WITH THOSE DISTURBING SIGILS? Read and subscribe today at eepurl.com/iAJUrc 🗞️
Who puts the S in September? These stalwart dragons of course, entwined in the eternal squirm, they are.
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
7 ways to protect yourself from psychic storms! Plus, Remote Viewing Contest, new comics, Psyhigh Spirit, and more. Read it in this month’s electronic newsletter: eepurl.com/iyxpZc ⚡
Psyhigh Garden Greeter has David Bowie eyes
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The Psychic High School @psyhigh.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Vintage Psyhigh recruitment flyer
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