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pseudoangel

@psyclyx.xyz
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 14/11/2024
big sleepy girl,,,,
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 14/11/2024
gn tess
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 14/11/2024
haven't been here in a minute, are we still calling them skeets?
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tess @tess.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
normie acquaintance: so how did you meet your partner? me: *deep breath* have you heard of prediction markets?
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 09/09/2023
me explaining why you should give me just one more bump
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 20/07/2023
counterpoint: toe suck-ah
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 20/07/2023
may your pipet leak and your goggles fog
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 20/07/2023
thinking about the waste beaker jungle juice
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 14/07/2023
woof
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 14/07/2023
dog piles are good and we should coordinate more of them on this app
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 14/07/2023
strange swollen pustules have begun appearing all over my body... just kidding ;) ;) repost this or you will wake up tomorrow covered in painful, festering boils that no salve will soothe or heal
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 13/07/2023
we're taking solomonoff offline for a brief recalibration
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 13/07/2023
the angels would like to inform you that induction will not work on thursday, july 13. the sun will not rise. regular service will resume on friday.
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 12/07/2023
the bene gesserit quest to bring about the kwisatz haderach is my favorite femboy breeding program
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 11/07/2023
seeking 1 girl for a terrarium experiment. unpredictable vibrations are a must.
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 10/07/2023
gm
pour-over coffee being made on a kitchen countertop
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 10/07/2023
physicists against the state (variables)
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 09/07/2023
please provide the associated eigenvalue(s) as well
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 09/07/2023
what is the eigenvector of enthalpy
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 09/07/2023
what does this mean
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 09/07/2023
i want to get cut up i want my blood to dribble down my arm as she holds it in place i want to whimper as she makes another slice i want to hold back tears as my vision begins to fade i want her to tell me it'll be ok i just need a few more i want to cry when it's over and beg for just one more cut
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 09/07/2023
enthalpy isn't a real thing and you can't convince me it is
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 08/07/2023
(this is a good thing)
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 08/07/2023
you can make benzaldehyde and piperonal synthesis tutorials on youtube and still get sponsorships, apparently
 screenshot of youtube
video player is showing a flask of brownish-red liquid inside a beaker full of water, on a hot plate.
video title is "Making Iodomethane cause I'm a silly goose"
Video description says "To try everything Brilliant has to offer—free—for a full 30 days, visit https://brilliant.org/Chemdelic/ . The first 200 of you will get 20% off Brilliant’s annual premium subscription."
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eywa @itsjusteywa.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
If I was on Arrakis it would’ve gone down differently
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 07/07/2023
LAWYER (to client):

don't be a wonky waggler! refuse the urge to waggle!!
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 07/07/2023
puppy slut!
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 07/07/2023
help, my epistemic daddies are fighting again
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artemis @peaktransit.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
"[roles in sex] are simple supply and demand" "that's why i'm a top, i saw a hole in the market and had to fill it"
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 07/07/2023
sluppy putt
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 07/07/2023
born to snooze bedtime is a fuck honk-shoo honk-shoo 1989 i am sleepy girl 410,757,864,530 counted sheep
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
making a threads account so i can get told afabs only in the local queer housing thread
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
how do people find roommates in this city?
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
when regular caths just don't do it anymore
methcathinone structure, but every c is replaced with n
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
fine i'll go do it
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
if you've already achieved it is it really a goal?
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
it was really fucked up of chemists to name one element magnesium and another manganese
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
until discord adds protocol-level [bracket] identities, it should be considered unaligned and dangerous
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
an unexpected side effect of pluralkit is the normalization of bot tags, making it much harder to notice the ai uprising
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
2055's biggest vc project is social media, but multiplayer
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
sad day for the psyclyx feet fan out there
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
... i should do my shot
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
i have noticed this as well
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 06/07/2023
i danced a lot and now my feet hurt
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 05/07/2023
paranoia is stored in the walls
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 05/07/2023
"shape rotator" is an insulting oversimplification. i am in fact multiplying shapes by arbitrary matrices, and can therefore perform any linear transformation in my midn. i'm stretching and shearing u rn
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 04/07/2023
compositionally, this isn't exactly my best post. the fact that it's very deeply felt makes up for it, i think
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pseudoangel @psyclyx.xyz · 04/07/2023
humans, like many other animals, have developed a pretty reasonable sense for what is food and what isn't. given how yummy tetraaminecopper (ii) sulphate looks, i think it's very reasonable for me to try a little bit of it. unfollow if you disagree.
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