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Psychopomp Gecko

@psychopompgecko.bsky.social
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Pronouns in the streets, verbs in the sheets She/her, trans, future victim of Project 2025

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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All right folks, I've had my fun in the wake (pun intended) of Lindsay Graham's death. I'll see y'all again when they finally admit. Mitch McConnell, and on that happy day when that man is dead and gone and we'll be singing in the streets.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's kind of like my homemade version of velveeta shells where it's not even baked. It's not shells either. But it's one of the things that there absolutely will not be any leftovers of.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm so sorry, I basically stopped coming onto BlueSky after going viral once. I tried to balance it out. It's mostly going to be cheddar, but I like to throw in a little bit of beer cheese too. Maybe something to take the edge off the sharpness like some gouda. And I do make it as more of a roux.
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James Bennett @ubernostrum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
After a rules review it turns out that if the prediction is as much of a layup as this one was, it doesn't count as Apollo throwing the dodgeball of prophecy. But that also makes it *worse*, not better, that so many people still stood by him.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish…"
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Die, die, we all pass away But don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay You might try and hide And you might try and pray But we all end up the remains of the day
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Democrats would be Left-wing in Europe
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Cat In The Hat Dr Seuss - Bloody Accident Quote
ALT: Cat In The Hat Dr Seuss - Bloody Accident Quote
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
They'd be Republicans in the U.S.
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 23/05/2026
Rep. Mike Levin (D-Calif.) revealed Friday that House Republicans on the Appropriations Committee voted to make themselves eligible to collect from President Donald Trump's $1.8 billion January 6th slush fund, triggering immediate outrage online.
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Alarm as GOP lawmakers hand themselves cash offer: 'Republicans in Congress did what???'
Rep. Mike Levin (D-Calif.) revealed Friday that House Republicans on the Appropriations Committee voted to make themselves eligible to collect from President Donald Trump's $1.8 billion January 6th slush fund, triggering immediate outrage online.Levin took to X to announce that he had introduced an ...
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Promises made, promises kept
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Heck Porter’s Holy War: The American Experience @heckthewakeful.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Wait, but I actually DO have emotional investment in FNAF, so it HAS to be different. My emotional support weirdo conservative Christian game dev who gives money to Trump and adjacent causes must be spared!”
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No, this one is specifically a very trans centered one
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I know I'm a bit of a broken record about it, okay? It doesn't help that one of the people that defended the series to me then tried to recruit me into a trans sex cult run by an accused rapist.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Why are you trans, wrong answers only: I got the vax AND the boosters
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If you want to know how good a cook I am, I'm white but Black people invite me to the cookout because they like my mac and cheese
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You caught me, I'm using instant hot wings. No self-respecting Southerner uses instant hot wings.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"They're all forced to get bottom surgery and they have to pass a feminity inspection because you wash out of you don't pass, and wash outs are murdered, it it's okay because they made the choice to stay in the program rather than wash out!"
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"It's a great book every trans woman should read! It's about this cult of cis men with a history of predatory behavior who are turned into women by a cult of more predatory cis men! The characters all get sexually assaulted while being given hormones and surgery involuntarily!"
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
NGL, there's a book written by a trans woman that makes me feel like this too, because a synopsis would make it sound like something Rowling came up with
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The fact that there was a “kill millions of people” button and the button was pressed by stopping doing what we were doing to keep those people alive means the idea that the US was always and only a malign influence in the world is a masturbatory lie.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I am the goddamn Southern trans Flash down here I guess.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I also learned according to one bad actor that apparently being able to deep fry hot wings in 10 minutes makes me ableist.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There's ways to spice them up and make them palatable, But living off the same thing every single day gets awful old, awful fast.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I have to mute this thread because I actually got to work, unlike some folks who think you have to deep fry hot wings for an hour.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I literally had someone tell me to factor in not only the price of gas going to stores, but then also add in the price of a taxi to get to and from a store. Damn I wonder how they got to the Wingstop
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You know you can still buy it for less than a dollar a pack right? I ain't talking about no restaurant ramen here. Maruchan, buddy, Maruchan
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I mean, what do I know? I just haven't had restaurant food except for maybe three or four times in the past 2 months and yesterday I turned leftovers and a packet of ramen into stir fry in less than an hour. Apparently I'm the Flash but Southern and trans over here.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Well y'all are wrong.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Having a cooking related post pickup steam on here just makes me all too aware of that: 1. There's a chunk of BlueSky that ain't never walked around the grocery outlet with their granny, begging her for one of those plastic barrels with blue drink in it 2. A lot of folks can't cook.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You can move the skillet off of the burner before you spray the windex.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I got stuff in my pantry that's still good and I'm not sure it's even been bought in the last decade. So I'm not factoring the cost of a whole whole new bottle every time I use it in a meal
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I also think a pretty significant part of Blue Sky does not know how to cook, especially not how to cook while being poor
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How transphobic of you to say I'm ableist then, if you playing that bullshit game
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Because genius, you preheat the cast iron skillet in the oven. Then you deep fry it on the stove.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Let me tell you, I'm about to go crazy looking at some of these replies from folks who ain't never had to cook a meal for themselves their whole damn lives. Meanwhile, just yesterday I turned leftovers and a pack of ramen into stir fry
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You're right, it takes a long time to overcook wings into dry crap like some of those places do.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I mean you're just making it insanely clear you don't know how to cook this stuff. I can get home from work, preheat stuff while I take off my bra and work uniform, have stuff marinating while I remove my makeup, and then cook a meal without braking the bank.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I wouldn't know, deep frying hot wings takes about 10 minutes
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I probably got fast food three times in the last month or two. Everything else has been at home. I cook all the time. That's how I know. I can pour a little oil into a cast iron pan and put it in the oven to warm up while I take my bra off and change out of my work uniform.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if people can practically hear my Southern accent through this.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"What about the cost of spices?" Well, I'm pretty sure that Season Salt has been in that pantry for a few years now, and I've probably had that bottle of jalapeno powder for at least 4, so hard to tell you what those cost back before I was using them on various dishes over years worth of time
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some of these replies are unhinged I tell you. I got people talking about it taking at least an hour to cook that many hot wings, like you can't just toss them in a cast iron skillet with some used vegetable oil and get the whole deal taken care of in 10 minutes.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You can also just deep fry something for 10 minutes in the cast iron skillet your poor granny left you, using ingredients you've had already.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
An hour?! What are you doing slapping them?! Deep frying doesn't take long.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
But also they want to ask about the cost of gas to go buy ingredients but not the cost of gas to go to Wingstop. The price of spices but not the price of a restaurant drink. The price of oil to cook with, but not the price of extra dips and sauces.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some people seriously want to throw in the cost of electricity, seasonings, soap, etc., which makes me wonder why folks toss whole bottles of soap or an entire set of spices after every dish. There's your money problem. Even oil can be reused.
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Psychopomp Gecko @psychopompgecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh so gas to and from the Wingstop was free? No drinks? No sides? No extra sauces? Good for the goose, good for the gander
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