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Speaking of Catherine Mary Stewart, I always assumed she was from LA. But watching The Apple, she has some dialogue between all the beautiful punch dancing, and I think wait, she’s Central Canadian? Yep, Alberta.

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I had a similar experience with PJ Soles, not connecting her between Strips, Halloween, Rock and Roll High School, Carrie… they were all different universes

Watching The Apple I have a Keyzer Sose moment and realize Catherine Mary Stewart was a major childhood crush but I didn’t realize it was the same actress across a bunch of movies back then. Weekend at Bernies, Last Starfighter, Night of the Comet…

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I’m mostly off the other socials but have had the microblog itch. I have no idea what is to cone but usually jokes or weird observations. Probably tech rants.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

This administration is mostly made of the kind of people who would invite the whole class to their birthday party then break the gifts they didn’t like in front of whoever gave it to them

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Is there a term for gaslighting yourself about how much is depression and how much is the actual bad stuff going on?

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

After decades of avoiding it, I’m finally watching Munchies. Harvey Korman really helps.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

@letterboxd.social would it be possible to see our constellation review totals? As in the star rankings times how many times we’ve logged it. The overall value of the movie. There are some 2 stars I’ve seen way more than some 5s.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I just recognized Pseudo Echo from a song I’ve never heard before and don’t know what that means about me

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

It’s crazy how many people who hate immigrants have seen Melania The Movie

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Thing is, ya see, the left doesn’t care for the most part that the president sucked a dick. Buchanon, right? But that one? It’s just proof the man who eats McDonalds while on a first class flight has no taste.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Republicans don’t have enough gas money to drive off a cliff, and are blaming the democrats for not getting in the car and kicking in.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

They’re waiting to announce his death officially until St Peter finishes reading off his list of sins

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

They’re waiting to announce his death officially until Stephen Miller stops having a Jeremy Piven style meltdown

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

They’re waiting to announce his death officially until they notify the family, and nobody can find Eric’s number

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Trump suggests renaming the Kennedy Center the Trump Center. If this happens, it would be the performance space most frequently named in the Epstein report

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

If your 2025 bingo card had Pamela Anderson hooking up with Darkman, and preaching David Lynch from the Criterion closet, the font in that square must’ve been tiny.

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

My house is haunted by James Randi, but every time I get my camera out he hides. Cheap bastard!

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I made the mistake of telling my fitness tracker my goals and now it keeps thinking I’m going to try

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Media shocked that public didn’t overwhelmingly support media backed ladder grabbing centrist. Film at eleven.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

The hot toy this Christmas is going to be a remote control squeaky tank

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Someone left a KKK out in the rain

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Holding Fyre Fest in DC this time didn’t help

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Had an idea for a writing prompt. Play wordle or a similar game. Then take the words you used and figure out a situation that uses them all.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

It’s weird seeing people now saying “this isn’t what I voted for,” because it’s what I voted against

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

The grammar of truth is at play right now. The government and press can truthfully say the LA protests escalated to violence. They will just leave out who escalated it if advancing the government’s position

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Things my cat does on catnip: Sniff my eyebrows Fight my box of Addams Family Cereal Convince me we have a ghost

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Lay down to take a nap. Mind wanders. Figure out the intentionally overcomplex structure for a script that’s been all loose ideas until now. Clotheslines strung, just need to start hanging all the gags on them and start smoothing out the bumps. After that nap.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

After a long session of insomnia stretching I laid down and felt so relaxed I actually said “oh my gosh”

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Trump in 2015: We’re gonna drain the swamp! His health secretary in 2025: Swamp’s fine, jump on in!

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a weird taste in your mouth, but you don’t want to make too much noise with your electric toothbrush. But then you remember that if you don’t hit the button it’s still a toothbrush.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

There’s always talk of one hit wonders, sometimes a novelty song and sometimes just far from their best work, a gateway single. But what about groups or artists who most people can name 5 or more songs even if they weren’t hits? Whattaya got?

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

DJT is the worst parts of Lex Luthor and Booster Gold

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

It’s weird when you go to scream into the void and you get there and it’s already screaming back everything you’re thinking. Me too, void. Me too.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

If the SAVE act passes, married women may want to consider reverting back to their maiden names (where applicable) so it matches your birth certificate, so you retain the ability to vote. If your husband refuses, consider divorce.

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

If Trump is such a good golfer, they should totally broadcast these tournaments he’s in so we can see the master at work. Live and uncut

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Ryan Murphy just started work on a Weezer miniseries

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

What if we’re in the smartest timeline and the Watchers are like “holy shit they got to the moon then just ate it”?

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

A couple showed up to karaoke dressed like Romy & Michelle. Wasn’t 100% but had to ask. Intentional from a costume party. Fantastic

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

We're watching a bunch of guys who were born on third base strip the copper wiring out of the ballpark.

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

The Pringles Hot Ones Verde aren’t overly complex. But at 2am exactly the blend of heat and flavor I needed

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The Benjamin Button musical closed on the West End in October of last year. So far it looks like its opening has been pushed at least until August if you plan on seeing it.

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Watched a very interesting video about fun ways to play with shutter speed, but the number one takeaway from one of his shots is that there’s a Roy Rogers just next to Grand Central Station

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Not to brag but it’s hard to find a better hide & seek player than me

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

For April Fools, Trump is going to call Eric from his cell phone, let it ring once, then hang up and block and delete the number. Well, he’ll have someone do it, anyway.

Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

The animatronic Trump in the Hall of Presidents is demanding all of It’s a Small World be rounded up and held in Tomorrowland. The staff at Frontier Land has been cut in half and tasked with converting all the rides throughout the park to wooden roller coasters.

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Patrick Storck @pstorck.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

As a fan of actual dark comedy, I think it’s a shame how often the term is applied to snide drama. Having a distaste for your characters is not the same as a bleak satire.