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Wilson Maruyama

@psmw.bsky.social
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Especialista em procrastinação. Tenho uma miríade de hobbies. alguns platônicos, poucos não. Siga-me por sua própria conta e risco

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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
É uma tristeza que nenhum comediante até agora mandou que o pau dele é tão pequeno que é sabor pinto.
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Intercept Brasil @intercept.com.br · 14/05/2026
Ontem, mostramos as mensagens em que Flávio Bolsonaro cobrava pagamentos para financiar o filme sobre Jair Bolsonaro. Agora, relembre quem também está por trás de “Dark Horse”. 🧵
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Eu acompanho vários mangás de comédia romântica e ultimamente há vários romcom Isekai de maluco indo para o mundo onde as mulheres dão em cima dos caras implacavelmente. What's this beta shit? I'm in! XD
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EUCLIDES SANTANA @euclidessantana.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@ThiagoResiste · 4 h O bolsonarista Felipe Pereira desrespeitou, agrediu e ameaçou matar seu rival coreano antes da luta de MMA. Depois sofreu uma das maiores humilhações da história!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/01/2026
16-Part Epoxy xkcd.com/3194/
Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Odeio que o mundo mudou de "Simpsons did it" para "South Park did it".
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/11/2025
Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
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Dersu @dersuzzalla.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
habemus vídeo do nosso trompetista começando os trabalhos
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
*Aula de natação* - Wilson, qual foi seu problema agora? - Sinto que minhas pernas afundando sozinhas e tenho de nadar na diagonal. - Um dos motivos pode ser a densidade do músculo, você vai muito na academia? - Eu tento. - no maior humble brag da minha vida
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Estou na paulista e o evento hare Krishna e o pokémon go fest estão com mais presença que o ato do Bolsonaro.
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Spud Lovr @spudlovr.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics
Image of an large cat walking on top of a long snake, with caption OH LAWD HE TREADIN'
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Estou na academia da quinta dimensão onde há fila para todas as máquinas de perna no dia que eu fiz todas as séries para os membros posteriores em 20 minutos.
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Na 25 vende aliança com rastreador. O futuro é agora.
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Você fica velho, muda de waifu e não tem o bonequinho dela para vender. Triste vida. :(
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 21/04/2025
Air Fact xkcd.com/3079
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Depois de várias tentativas de fazer o projeto funcionar e não acontecendo nada, leio uma singela mensagem. "Wilson, você está dando yarn start no chat."
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Little glimpse of what I've been working on all day. I've been told countless times I'd be a far more successful YouTuber if I focused on Fantasy TTRPGs instead of Horror and Sci-Fi. Probably true. But those games don't give me sci-fi heroes stranded on a 1950s planet battling robot-zombies.
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PlayStation Polygons @pspolygons.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/02/2025
RNA xkcd.com/3056
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 12/02/2025
Atom xkcd.com/3050
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TK @essenariz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Recomendo
youtube.com
Mabisyo - Hentai Jazz Deluxe [Full Album]
YouTube video by elfenlied
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
youtube.com
We got the moves KLINGON
YouTube video by KlingonTeacher
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Nunca esqueça que você comeu linguiça de sangue antes de ir ao banheiro. Você passa nervoso à toa.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 23/01/2025
Unit Circle xkcd.com/3041
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I keep seeing this ad for a D20 that holds a loved-one's ashes. 1: The pendant ring means you can't roll it. No gamer wants to become a useless D20. 2: Instead, have their ashes compressed into a diamond that's cut into a D20, making it treasure, functional, & likely cursed. That's what gamers want!
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
youtube.com
Mouthwashing Post-Steam Awards Special
YouTube video by Joetastic
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
When the GM describes the terrifying bat-thing monster who liquifies entire humans in mere seconds as having "bedroom eyes"
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
When you recognize the same actor in a different role
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Stevens @steevens.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
⭕ URGENTE OLAVO DE CARVALHO É PRESO NO PARANÁ
Fotografia de cinco integrantes da Polícia Civil do Paraná, posando em frente a um painel com os emblemas da corporação e as siglas DHPP (Divisão de Homicídios e Proteção à Pessoa). Da esquerda para a direita: uma mulher com uniforme azul-escuro e reflexivos, acompanhada de um cão de médio porte com peitoral; um homem segurando um esqueleto humano; outro homem com colete tático, identificado como delegado; e um homem de barba longa, braços cruzados, vestindo camiseta da polícia. O ambiente é interno, com piso de cerâmica clara.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/01/2025
Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 16/01/2025
"They had forgotten the first lesson, that we are to be powerful, beautiful, and without regret." #MTGInnistrad
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/01/2025
Fear of Dark youtu.be/BcQ-8R2fiZg
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Repórter Brasil @reporterbrasil.org.br · 13/01/2025
"Passei a maior vergonha diante da banca da faculdade, pois provaram que o TCC foi feito com inteligência artificial." A frase é parte de um depoimento publicado no site Reclame Aqui, onde um cliente relatou sua insatisfação após adquirir um trabalho de conclusão de curso no site TCC Nota 10
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/01/2025
Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034
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The Camarilla @thecamarilla.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
World of Darkness for newbs: Vampire: The Prince is mad at you. The primogen are mad at you for the opposite reason. Mage: 60 minutes to figure out if you can cast that. Changeling: The lightest or most traumatic game you'll ever play. You won't know until you try. Werewolf: No. Demon: Yes.
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Como é preparar coisas para jogar Mage 20th.
list of tabs of a browser
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/01/2025
Origami Black Hole xkcd.com/3033
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The Camarilla @thecamarilla.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Dear members: Please watch an interview with Mr. Beast. THAT'S how you sound when your humanity starts slipping. Like something is not quote right. Something is... missing. And the kine can tell.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/01/2025
WATCH: The moment a Tesla Cybertruck exploded this morning in front of Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
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Wilson Maruyama @psmw.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Peter Amthor @peteramthor.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
They see me rollin' They hatin' #DnD #ttrpg
The box for the old Dungeons and Dragons 'Power Cycle' for kids. Brigh red wheels, dragon wings and a dragon head on the front of this plastic beast.
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Panicat In The Hat @tiul.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Defend - Deny - Depose
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The smell of standing out on the back deck of The Church wearing black velvet and leather, music thumping through the wall at my back, and trying to not be too obvious as I eavesdrop on the Vampire the Masquerade LARPers.
Text reads: You're an Elder Goth if you can smell this picture
Picture shows a box of Djarum Black clove cigarettes
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