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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy

@pshumate.bsky.social
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Amateur gamedev. Astrochemistry researcher. Kentucky Colonel. A red-headed leftie with Type-O blood. I'm a relative unicorn. www.petemakesgames.com/start-here hollergames.com

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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 2h
Somebody is walking into work on Monday like I own the place. It’s me.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5h
They must be converting their points to grocery dollars instead of gas discounts.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5h
Every time I read “Cayuts,” I’m transported back to Bell County and have a real need for a radio broadcast.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5h
SOONER
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, hey, thanks guys.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5h
Can someone go ahead and win the Red River Shootout so I can get to Kentucky-LSU?
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5h
First, yes. Second, that brain-mouth looked like an eye at first and I thought it was Mother Brain from Metroid.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 9h
I really like how Yelena grew. I really need to watch Brand New Day to see if she's happier. I hope she is.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 9h
But what about the ghosts of UFOs?
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 10h
I just finished it and wow, yeah, it was really good. I need to watch Eternals at some point.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 12h
I'm finally watching Thunderbolts. I'm so glad that Taskmaster is in it, I like her quite a. . . . . .well, never mind.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 17h
Me, with a resin printer and a lack of commercial PS Vita charging stands:
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s get scared.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This and a haunted house is all I need.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wordle 1,938 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jolie walked into the office, crop-dusted the entire room, and walked out. I'm assuming it's because I only gave her two slices of turkey with her dinner.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're welcome! @surlybydefault.bsky.social is the creator and he is a wonderful human being.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And, honestly, I feel like it's the natural evolution of the Mr. Rogers "find the helpers" adage. I'm a grown person, it's my time to BE the helper.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's not mine, but @tikitrocious.bsky.social re-posts fake B-movie synopses written by a fake movie host. It's beautiful.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I never knew how badly I needed this.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A lot of folks have been tagging this lately, which makes me think it’s needed, so: I made a list that can fulfill your scroll itch but will get you away from the main timeline. It’s silly or interesting bots/accounts and it has NO NEWS. You can follow it like a feed. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is so much in this world that I can control. What I can control, I can do for the good of others. It sounds reductive, but it works.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolute perfection, no notes.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm terrible at falling into catastrophic thinking. Thankfully, I belong to a group of people that help each other solve their problems, and that is a common problem the group has. The solution that works for me is to "do the next right thing". Find the next person that needs help, and help them.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is the exact opposite of basic.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's really hard to be my normal Pollyanna self today.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know how basic a porch goose person can be, I've never heard of such a thing. It sounds cool!
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drop some CUTLERY
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks, but it’s cool. I enjoyed my time there.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wordle 1,937 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That never stopped me! (Spoiler: it did. For good.)
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READ RAVEN'S DOJO - Raven Perez @ravensdojo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DUCKULA
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She’s an incredible cartoonist, going waaaaaay back to Keenspace. I’ve likely talked her up at some point. And now, in your hour of need, I will assist.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Am I saying I will owe you in your time of need? Yes.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Calling in every favor I have, and a few I don’t. Jodie is a damned fine woman and we support good people.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For the longest time I assumed this was my alma mater (Cumberland College in Williamsburg, KY). I just recently learned it was in Tennessee.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We were watching Taskmaster on YouTube when a sleep apnea pillow commercial came on. A green alien literally appeared in the middle of the ad for no reason. I thought I'd had a stroke.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
since apparently the original article failed to upload:
news.mit.edu
Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the houses is a hillbilly hell house. Last year, a little girl, covered in viscera, walked right up to me and said, in an accent that was straight out of the holler, "My momma is gonna fry you up real nice." A finger of ice ran straight down my spine.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We're going to a haunted house park this weekend: five differently-themed houses, the kind where they can do everything except touch you. We opted for the fast-pass option. I love the atmosphere of haunted houses but they don't necessarily scare me, for the most part. For the most part.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wordle 1,936 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All right, I need a metric craptonne of plutonium and five binder clips.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry about that. I turned on our weather machine and moved it away from us. If it’s any consolation, I was aiming for Florida.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really dig Noel Fielding so I’m never going to Google him to see if he’s done something incredibly hateful.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wordle 1,935 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He called out Guy Gardner and he said the Oath. John Stewart is officially awesome.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huh. I wonder if #4tt is still up.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wordle 1,934 3/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a ham.
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, I have to make a chocolate and walnut cake.
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