Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 2hSomebody is walking into work on Monday like I own the place. It’s me. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5hThey must be converting their points to grocery dollars instead of gas discounts. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5hEvery time I read “Cayuts,” I’m transported back to Bell County and have a real need for a radio broadcast. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5hCan someone go ahead and win the Red River Shootout so I can get to Kentucky-LSU? 120
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 5hFirst, yes. Second, that brain-mouth looked like an eye at first and I thought it was Mother Brain from Metroid. 000
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 9hI really like how Yelena grew. I really need to watch Brand New Day to see if she's happier. I hope she is. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 9hBut what about the ghosts of UFOs? 030
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 10hI just finished it and wow, yeah, it was really good. I need to watch Eternals at some point. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 12hI'm finally watching Thunderbolts. I'm so glad that Taskmaster is in it, I like her quite a. . . . . .well, never mind. 250
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 17hMe, with a resin printer and a lack of commercial PS Vita charging stands: 040
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Let’s get scared. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This and a haunted house is all I need. 040
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wordle 1,938 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 030
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Jolie walked into the office, crop-dusted the entire room, and walked out. I'm assuming it's because I only gave her two slices of turkey with her dinner. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You're welcome! @surlybydefault.bsky.social is the creator and he is a wonderful human being. 040
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And, honestly, I feel like it's the natural evolution of the Mr. Rogers "find the helpers" adage. I'm a grown person, it's my time to BE the helper. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's not mine, but @tikitrocious.bsky.social re-posts fake B-movie synopses written by a fake movie host. It's beautiful. 110
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I never knew how badly I needed this. 010
Reposted by Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter TaffyErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A lot of folks have been tagging this lately, which makes me think it’s needed, so: I made a list that can fulfill your scroll itch but will get you away from the main timeline. It’s silly or interesting bots/accounts and it has NO NEWS. You can follow it like a feed. bsky.app/profile/did:... 716946
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There is so much in this world that I can control. What I can control, I can do for the good of others. It sounds reductive, but it works. 110
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Absolute perfection, no notes. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm terrible at falling into catastrophic thinking. Thankfully, I belong to a group of people that help each other solve their problems, and that is a common problem the group has. The solution that works for me is to "do the next right thing". Find the next person that needs help, and help them. 140
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That is the exact opposite of basic. 110
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's really hard to be my normal Pollyanna self today. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't know how basic a porch goose person can be, I've never heard of such a thing. It sounds cool! 110
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Drop some CUTLERY 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thanks, but it’s cool. I enjoyed my time there. 010
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Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That never stopped me! (Spoiler: it did. For good.) 110
Reposted by Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter TaffyREAD RAVEN'S DOJO - Raven Perez @ravensdojo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026DUCKULA 110826
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She’s an incredible cartoonist, going waaaaaay back to Keenspace. I’ve likely talked her up at some point. And now, in your hour of need, I will assist. 110
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Am I saying I will owe you in your time of need? Yes. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Calling in every favor I have, and a few I don’t. Jodie is a damned fine woman and we support good people. 250
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For the longest time I assumed this was my alma mater (Cumberland College in Williamsburg, KY). I just recently learned it was in Tennessee. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We were watching Taskmaster on YouTube when a sleep apnea pillow commercial came on. A green alien literally appeared in the middle of the ad for no reason. I thought I'd had a stroke. 010
Reposted by Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter TaffyMicah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026since apparently the original article failed to upload:news.mit.eduMargaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90. 31128250
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One of the houses is a hillbilly hell house. Last year, a little girl, covered in viscera, walked right up to me and said, in an accent that was straight out of the holler, "My momma is gonna fry you up real nice." A finger of ice ran straight down my spine. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We're going to a haunted house park this weekend: five differently-themed houses, the kind where they can do everything except touch you. We opted for the fast-pass option. I love the atmosphere of haunted houses but they don't necessarily scare me, for the most part. For the most part. 110
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wordle 1,936 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 040
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026All right, I need a metric craptonne of plutonium and five binder clips. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry about that. I turned on our weather machine and moved it away from us. If it’s any consolation, I was aiming for Florida. 100
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I really dig Noel Fielding so I’m never going to Google him to see if he’s done something incredibly hateful. 040
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wordle 1,935 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He called out Guy Gardner and he said the Oath. John Stewart is officially awesome. 010
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Huh. I wonder if #4tt is still up. 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wordle 1,934 3/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
Black- and Orange-Wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy @pshumate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well, I have to make a chocolate and walnut cake. 000