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PSEUDOSÉANCE

@pseudoseance.bsky.social
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Canadian Musician from Hamilton, Ontario. He/Him. Bandcamp: pseudoseance.bandcamp.com/album/sac… Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2vNGIorOAZ0n… SC: soundcloud.com/pseudoseance

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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 2h
What do you call a sheep grandma? A Baaaanana.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deafheaven will make a 12-minute song and then put one of the best riffs you've ever heard 8 minutes in.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Habs are undefeated this season. LFG!
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of hate on the Taylor Swift drop, but I actually really like Patient Zero.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Deliver the baby? Isn't it gonna need that?
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I swear some people be like "I love this band. This band is the best. New album? No. Their only good work is their untitled demo from fifteen years ago. Fake fan."
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've watched about 5000 movies and for some reason I have become fixated on Chernobyl Diaries and Ma.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of my favourite things about texting my best friend is how we can just let a conversation just naturally end and talk again a few days later.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Terrifier 2 is great because it's paced like a hangout movie, but there is over-the-top gore in abundance.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why aren't french fries ever served with sour cream?
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching Drumline. One of my favourites growing up.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Here it is, my new album 'SACRED MOTHER' for your listening pleasure! pseudoseance.bandcamp.com/album/sacred... #NewMusic #Music #MusicSky #MusicianSky
pseudoseance.bandcamp.com
SACRED MOTHER, by PSEUDOSÉANCE
13 track album
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jason Statham has his own genre on IMDb.
Jason Statham Action genre on IMDb.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm 30 and way too old for women to be asking for my Snapchat on Tinder.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why did nobody tell me about Deafheaven sooner? I saw a Reddit post about Sunbather, and now I'm listening to all of their albums.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Going to see a 10th anniversary screening of Your Name. on Sunday. Very excited! :D
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Watching Dead End for the umpteenth time, and Lin Shaye is such an underrated horror icon.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 05/08/2026
Two wins for abortion rights: Voters in Kansas and Missouri easily defeated ballot measures that could have threatened abortion access in their states
screenshot from KCUR showing Associated Press race call:
2026 Kan. 1 - Require elections for state supreme court General
Ballot Measure
AP estimates 74% of votes counted
No wins. AP race call at 9:07 p.m. on Aug. 4, 2026.

choice	votes	pct
No: 309,657	62.9%
Yes: 183,051	37.2%

Updated Aug 4, 2026, 10:39 PM

https://www.kcur.org/politics-elections-and-government/2026-08-04/kansas-election-results-amendments-primary-august-2026screenshot from NBC news
Missouri is voting on a proposal to raise the threshold to pass future state constitutional amendments by statewide ballot measure. If it passes, future ballot measures would need majority support in each congressional district to pass instead of needing a statewide majority.

    Amendment 4: Congressional District Approval

Yes: 228,418 votes 19.8%
No: 926,781 votes 80.2%

Amendment does not pass

75.5% expected votes in (Est. remaining 375,000) 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/missouri-ballot-measures
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's almost midnight. Time to listen to 10,000 gecs.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Charli xcx and Ariana Grande dropped some bangers. I'm feelin so girly pop rn.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm watching this movie on Tubi, and the creators were too chicken to use the way cooler title.
Movie title: Fatal Getaway. Original Title: Scare BNB.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gru singing Charli xcx: How do you feel being a gorl?
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I go to sleep with socks on. I wake up with no socks. Why does this happen to me?
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it's so confusing sometimes to be a boy :c
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
David Jonsson was excellent in The Long Walk. Can't wait to see him in Black Panther 3!
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ryan Gosling confirmed to be the new Ghost Rider. Absolute peak incoming.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I really enjoyed the sound aesthetic of the album, but it felt a little half-baked. Maybe 7/10. I'll see how I feel after more listens.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
New Charli xcx dropping in under 2 hours here in Canada! Woo!
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love scrolling r/popular on Reddit because I get to see posts like this, which might as well be in fucking Greek.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
For streaming services you have two options: Tubi or not Tubi.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just got back from The Odyssey in IMAX. Nolan is truly goated. Amazing stuff. :)
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ChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you’re going to mock Conor McGregor tonight make sure you mention he’s a rapist; too many peoole have forgotten.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am proud to say I am no longer a cigarette guy. I am a vape guy now.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Norway my beloved </3
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Water is wet because the water molecules are touching other water molecules ty
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I think I've watched about 8 Evil Bong movies in the last couple of days, and my brain has been rewired.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump on the phone with FIFA right now
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm watching Kalifornia, and this makes two movies where Juliette Lewis is on a road trip with a serial killer.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Spain :o
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my biggest fear is there being something in the nothingness
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nikki from Obsession dressed like Supergirl and frowning.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is why it's so hard to find new horror to watch. Sometimes you just gotta judge for yourself.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I apologize, Cabo Verde, I was not familiar with your game.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Was anybody else introduced to the concept of Furries by that one CSI episode as a kid?
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
hittin that sploink
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this mbappe guy may just have a future in football
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why do so many people in movies duct tape their wounds? Wouldn't that hurt like a fucker to take it off? Wouldn't it just reopen their wounds?
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When I get bored I like to read needlessly long AITAH posts on Reddit that probably aren't even real in the first place.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Didn't expect The Sheep Detectives to get me in my feelings so much. Great flick.
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PSEUDOSÉANCE @pseudoseance.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watching To Wong Foo, and I'm loving it. Thank you, Tubi.
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