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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic

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Post-pseudepigraphal Jungo-Marxist dialectical neomystagogy Give me $

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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. #nohomo" - Proverbs 27:17 (NHV)
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"... a trick of harlequin light that fell through the glass upon an alien handwriting..."
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"... but such suffusions of swimming colors are not to be disdained by the artist in recollection." - Nabokov
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"One mercifully hopes there are water nymphs in the Styx."
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If Ana Kasparian expressed even a fraction of the care and concern for the unhoused down the street from her as she does for Palestinians halfway across the world she'll never have to actually co-exist with and treat as human IRL, she'd be pretty cool.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"There will be no peace among the nations without peace among the religions. There will be no peace among the religions without dialogue among the religions." - Hans Küng
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"... it is plain that in her greeting resided all my joy, which often exceeded and overflowed my capacity." - Dante, 'La Vita Nuova'
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nobody actually likes going to Target. They're just relieved that they're not at Walmart.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The prefrontal cortex is overrated.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I hate automobiles more than life itself.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The scourge of the small-souled liberal bugman is a real phenomenon. Be ye not deceived. As an actual leftist I get to acknowledge such things. It's such a relief!
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole but it's about the Dawson's Field hijackings.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"For life is a dream a little less inconstant." - Pascal
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hey, #NoHermo[genes], bro, but a rose by any other name...
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I've discovered for myself the greatness of Pascal far later in life than should have been the case, though not too late to make his mark on my soul.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
super-names* But also "super-namez" UPDATE: I don't particularly hate those two. Colin Jost does have a punchable face though. And he stole my first name.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I apparently misspelled "Johansson" in my earlier post. I'm not able to edit it. And even if I could, I don't care enough to. Oh wait, I get it! Colin Jost = "Joke Host". What a name! They should make one of those celebrity super-namez: "Josthansson". God, I fucking hate these people.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Scarlett Johansson isn't actually bloated. I just double-checked. She appeared that way to me for the split-second she was on the screen. Maybe I'm just used to seeing her face 20 years younger (I did watch Lost in Translation twice last summer). I like how that read though, so I'm keeping it.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
LOL I guess that was a Superbowl commercial called "Ritz Island". I'm so glad I didn't know that.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We need to start publicly shaming actors for doing ads for shitty, stupid fucking products again. I just saw a commercial (which is bad enough) for Ritz crackers with John Hamm (oh, the irony) and Scarlett Johanssen's bloated ass for some reason. Why? Y'all short on cash or something? Fuck off.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The older I get, the more I understand why Nietzsche hated the English so much.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Of the many and varied valid criticisms which can be made of white people as a collective, saying that we "have no culture" is certainly not one (unless you're talking about America). The crazy thing is that a 15-year-old who subsists on reggaeton, TikTok and Tajin will literally tell you this.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
John Stein's head is filled with GOY SLOP!
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I was perusing Aristotle's "Categories" the other and stumbled upon this syllogistic gem: "John Stein is a Boomer. Boomers stand with Israel. Therefore, John Stein stands with Israel." Airtight!
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Wisdom is realizing that anarchists are actually more annoying than Marxist-Leninists.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
From the river to the sea Israel can S my D
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If you support anything at all that Israel does at this point, you're just a stupid piece of shit. It's important that someone tells you. And I'm happy to be that person.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm only 8 pages into "A Genocide Foretold" by Chris Hedges and I had to put it down for the night. I actually started feeling physically sick. I'm shocked that after all I've seen and heard, a book on this subject could still have such an effect on me. Israel is so unfathomably fucking evil.
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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If you're willing to support a Blackwater merc with a Nazi tattoo just to win an election, what makes you different from the liberals that said we had to vote for genocide?
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yeah, communism may sound good on paper, but it totally doesn't work in practice. I mean, just take a look at Cuba for instance. Their power grid is collapsing right now. Wow! Karl Marx was full of shit!
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I honestly don't know what the fuck I would do without books.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Boomers will be like "Don't put your elbows on the dinnertable — that's rude" and then starve multiple countries.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It doesn't matter what Israel does — actual antisemitism is never acceptable. Nor is it helpful to combating Zionism. Quite the opposite.
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Socialism for All (S4A) ☭ Intensify Class Struggle @socialismforall.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This 👇 bsky.app/profile/herz...
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Socialism for All (S4A) ☭ Intensify Class Struggle @socialismforall.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This is your brain on liberalism 🧠💙 Yes, Trump & the people he reps don't want the Epstein Files explored fully & consequences given (system ripped apart) No, they weren't going to stop doing wars if the Epstein Files weren't made public
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
FUCK ISRAEL FUCK THE U.S. AND FUCK YOU
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Jesus pretty much loved everybody except the rich and the religious authorities.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@despitethechaos.bsky.social Write some posts!
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
You don't have to like Iran to hate America a thousand million times more.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you don't utterly despise the rich, you're either rich yourself or there's something seriously wrong with you.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
YO Y MY ASS ITCH THO???🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@jschadenfreude.bsky.social 's favorite musical is "Diddler on the Poof".
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Why the fuck was I logged out of this bullshit site? I had to change my password just to get back in. I fucking hate the internet so much.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"I'm not saying I support everything Trump says or does — just all the really horrible things."
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Holy shit. A lot of people have suggested this, but I don’t think Lieu would make the allegation unless he had seen some evidence.
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Socialism for All (S4A) ☭ Intensify Class Struggle @socialismforall.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"I'll vote Green/PSL because of Newsom" IS NOT ENOUGH. US leftists and especially US socialists must actively commit to the building of an independent, working-class political party on a 24/7/365 basis as a headquarters for the organization of: mutual aid; strikes & protests; & strategy & tactics.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The highlight of my day is drinking a 50 cent packet of off-brand energy drink powder from Walmart shortly after waking. It's all downhill from there.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If more slaves had just been Women-Owned™️, we could avoided that whole nasty Civil War business.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The Epic of Gilgamesh literally opens with a honeypot set by a raping, plunderering monarch for an anarcho-primitivist engaging in direct action for animal liberation.
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Pseudo-Isidorus the Archontic @pseudoisidorus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's kind of wild how stupid most people are when you stop and think about it.
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