Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You're acting surprised she makes out with the statue. She did it a year ago if I remember correctly. 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026*He has burst out of his "grave".* Moon, you say? 120
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025// im being so fr when i say i genuinely sometimes forget i have ethan's account 030
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025// honestly if bsky showed a little icon if a different account had a notification i'd be more active on ethan than i usually am 310
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025[NC] Dude I haven't been here for months wdym 110
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025[NC] Folks we lost a pseudo-sibling today. We must hold a funeral 100
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025[NC] DOESN'T MATTER, I'M PISSING ON IT BEFORE DISNEY GETS TO IT. 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025*Heard Disney mention the Moon.* Not if I piss on it first. 110
Reposted by Ethan J. CarColder!Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 20/10/2025// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can. 022
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025*WHEEZING.* HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!? 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.* Ehh... kinda. 100
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh... *Squinting.* Who are ya?- 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Thank you. (Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.) Wait-- "human"?? 100
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit. 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Hi- PLEASE stop. *Getting a bit louder now.* 100
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone. 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right? 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Beep- Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before. 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is. 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Now that I'm back, feel free to ask me anythin', folks. pseudoimmortal.straw.pagepseudoimmortal.straw.pagepseudoimmortal's strawpagepseudoimmortal's strawpage 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Congrats, bossman! I came back with better mental health, is that okay? 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Oh, no, I have, actually! *Smiling now??* I just don't like it when it happens to ME. Like you! 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025*Slow blink.* I don't feel like having my limbs ripped off. 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I. Am SO sorry. For not telling you all I was on vacation!! 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think- 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Not fun. Very painful. It was like getting my femur torn apart 12 times. 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025YEAH, AND I REMEMBER THAT YOU DID THAT, TOO. 💧 000
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Well, that's good to hear, eheh! *Ethan chuckles.* 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber* Something just happened. 220
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025// it's not me "killing him off" it's moreso just finding more interest in writing a different character yk 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025// as an apology for inactivity on this specific account (i'm WAY more active on edd's account sorry) have this that i just made // Character Select - Ethan 120
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 15/08/2025// i'm gonna try something on the edd account real quick, see if it fixes the shadowban 020
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025// friggin sweet // i got another account (where i am more active) (i blame the deltarot for it) (the handle is @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social) 010
Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025// yoooo welcome back // i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right- 100