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Ethan J. CarColder!

@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
561 followers 773 following 8.4K posts

I'll free you all. I promise. pseudoimmortal.straw.page #MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP // some dark themes ahead! // Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline) //just @ me to int!! //tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky //written by Elli!

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You're acting surprised she makes out with the statue. She did it a year ago if I remember correctly.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Busy with stuff. *Shrugging.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
*He has burst out of his "grave".* Moon, you say?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
// HE HARDLY HAS QUOTES
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
// im being so fr when i say i genuinely sometimes forget i have ethan's account
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
// here's concept art for it
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
// honestly if bsky showed a little icon if a different account had a notification i'd be more active on ethan than i usually am
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
[NC] I'M NOT A GODDAMN POKEMON
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
[NC] Dude I haven't been here for months wdym
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
[NC] Folks we lost a pseudo-sibling today. We must hold a funeral
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
[NC] DOESN'T MATTER, I'M PISSING ON IT BEFORE DISNEY GETS TO IT.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
*Heard Disney mention the Moon.* Not if I piss on it first.
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Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
//
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
// being gay is trending in brazil??
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
*WHEEZING.* HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Lemme guess, he is... gay? *WHAT*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.* Ehh... kinda.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh... *Squinting.* Who are ya?-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Thank you. (Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.) Wait-- "human"??
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Hi- PLEASE stop. *Getting a bit louder now.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Ow- Don't do that. That hurts.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
MY RRIIBS!-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So, uhh... how's it been? *Smiling.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Do I- *Blink.* ...I DO know you.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Beep- Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Now that I'm back, feel free to ask me anythin', folks. pseudoimmortal.straw.page
pseudoimmortal.straw.page
pseudoimmortal's strawpage
pseudoimmortal's strawpage
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Congrats, bossman! I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Alright, who missed me?-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
*Staring.* Wh-??
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oh, no, I have, actually! *Smiling now??* I just don't like it when it happens to ME. Like you!
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
*Slow blink.* I don't feel like having my limbs ripped off.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oops. 💧
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I. Am SO sorry. For not telling you all I was on vacation!!
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Eugh. Still the same sadist as ever.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Not fun. Very painful. It was like getting my femur torn apart 12 times.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
YEAH, AND I REMEMBER THAT YOU DID THAT, TOO. 💧
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well, that's good to hear, eheh! *Ethan chuckles.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber* Something just happened.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
// it's not me "killing him off" it's moreso just finding more interest in writing a different character yk
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
// as an apology for inactivity on this specific account (i'm WAY more active on edd's account sorry) have this that i just made // Character Select - Ethan
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
// i'm gonna try something on the edd account real quick, see if it fixes the shadowban
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
// friggin sweet // i got another account (where i am more active) (i blame the deltarot for it) (the handle is @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social)
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
// yoooo welcome back // i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right-
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