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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah fuckin nope I was out for nearly 2 weeks last time I tried that. Down proper sick a week and a week to recover. Almost as bad as covid itself x.x I hope you recover quickly 💙

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I freaking love your butt and the dinos on it

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

🤘 Wordle 1,906 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

When I tell a professional I usually go with "impact play" or a more generic "kink" My therapist is the only one who has gotten details

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There might actually be, between the endorphin rush and the blood flow change? Or the resulting, if momentary loss of stress? Cuz fr fr unless its a migraine or severe arthritis flare, a good spanking makes all my aches feel better for a short time

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hahaha haha Just wait Just waaaaait 🤣🤣

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jeff is talented af. He does almost every single voice, with only 2 short lived guest voices later in the series Plus there are some extras at the end that are only in the audible (same with some extra bonus that's exclusive to the hardcopies)

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Omg I can't wait for you to get through it all! I listened on audible for Jeff Hays' magical performance. And by listened I mean I am on the 6th or 7th listen..

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have a swimmer partner When we *can* play, endurance certainly isn't the issue!

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I feel that but in reverse. I'm not in a space where I can take on a new relationship, but I ache to have a CG to bully and love me into self care space all the time. It feels as much a need as water. The ache hollows out my bones some days. But alas, Life is Lifing. -_-

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Pattable Bottom shots like that just trigger the CG in me so hard, most respectfully every fiber in me wants to pat the bottom✨️

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Bottom pats or head pats? (Or the secret third option of "try it and get bit by a dragon")

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

That is some incredible color! And 8 months is quite impressive too My hair grows so fast I have inch long roots in just over a month. I certainly couldn't afford permanent color at that rate 😅🤣

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I forgot I can't talk about real things here because bsky will just broadcast my clearly very niche and NSFW account to anyone who interacts regularly with the words I say. Let's just say I'm checking irritated about some other grown ups who just let easily fixable shit rot.

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The biggest cost is the time and effort to learn how to do it yourself or have a friend do it. Adding bleach or fade/multiple colors adds a lot of time. But I sorta just use it as self therapy time, throw on a movie and push through it.

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

And that's assuming you refresh every 4 weeks. Sometimes I dye it dark and let it fade another 4-6 weeks. No one knows, I always get compliments on my "pastel" 🤣

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Depending on how long your hair is, and how complex your color(s) choice is, dying it yourself can be quite cheap compared to professional. I get arctic fox from Sally's, $20/bottle, and each bottle does like.. 4 or 5 dye sessions. It's a little upfront for the gear, then maybe.. $5-10 per month?

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Fucking catch up, just a little. For fucks sake.

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The best part about today is that they look like tantrummy poopoo heads who are mad because *checks notes* my team won't break the rules and put the company at risk, while we, having been brought in at the 11th hour, have already solved their issues and are wrapping up without their help 🤣🤣

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Sitting in my hammock, listening to city noise and dungeon Crawler Carl (5th time through) and my borgers sizzling on the grill, completely unbothered by the total bullshit some hot shot senior guy just tried to shovel on my team today with not 1 but 2 executive escalations

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I'm not even an engineer and I freaking know thattttuuuuuggghhhhhhh *passes the tums and the keys to the angry dome*

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Futurama: I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

ALT: Futurama: I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I'll wear both in the airport, and on the correct ends, tyvm, because I'm smart

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Yeaahhhh I got a Non-compete and life-long nda... in a tech world where shit is outdated every 6 months at max 🤣🤣

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

At least the kitty sat with you in solidarity 😍

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ahhhh!! Thank you!! I'll have to see if they have any in my size in a paycheck or two

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Wordle 1,863 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuck yea

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Aries: No one can ever take away your dreams or the emptiness you feel.

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𝓈𝓃𝒶𝓏𝓏𝓎 (enby arc) @dragonsnazzy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Imagine you open a pack of diapers and the THX sound effect plays

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

That feels like a real grown up home!!! Congrats friendo

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

And for the love of all things good and nonviolent, PLEASE don't say anything that starts with "have you tried" Because yes. Yes we have.

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NorthShore ABDL🔜BFC @northshoreabdl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Oh nooo your poor bottom birb!! 😰

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Omgg this autocorrect is killing me.

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Dragon @pseudodragon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Why do we call it the Birds and the Bees when birds have cloacas and bees is a group orgy where the dudes literally explode their phallus in the queen mid flight? Also, have you SEEN avian or Asian sex? It's often midair and/or violent af with no cuddling after. Wtf, humans?

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