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Petey G ❌👑

@pscholtz.bsky.social
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What an Uncle Tom.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can we please be rid of this cracker-ass government?
theguardian.com
Hegseth says execution of Fort Hood shooter will be a public event
Officials clarified execution by firing squad of Nidal Hasan, army psychiatrist who killed 13 people, will be livestreamed
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nope. Just no.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Narrator: “They didn’t know that.”
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks like rancid lunchmeat 
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is empirically the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. And I used to be an avid watcher of space ghost Coast to Coast 
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s hope so
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh shit, here we go
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Tell me you’re bad at your job without telling me you’re bad at your job. Pete Hegseth:
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tell me you’re bad at your job without telling me you’re bad at your job:
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Grief and rage
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s not about getting a pound of flesh, it’s about making sure no one ever tries this bullshit again.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God willing
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Even fascists
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😳
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Toupee obvs
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But would he refuse the order?
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cutting down cherry trees—the one thing Trump and George Washington have in common.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You have to have detectable levels of charisma to be like Obama. Vance has anti charisma
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Truly demented. That is to say, very life like.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe instead of taking down the art, we could get equal time to pictures of ruins from both countries, Israel, and Palestine 
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For my next decree, the United States of America will be renamed “the United American States of America, duh! America, duh!”
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump has beclowned our country
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s amazing anyone still wants to come here
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can’t stand reading their stupid bullet-list articles
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That and ketamine
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[primal scream]
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People susceptible of such delusions should not be eligible to hold public office. The stakes are too high to let mental midgets lead us.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If shitposting were a streaming service…love it
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Diaper plus hidden IV?
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My God, there’s got to be at least a social benefit to having AI do all your homework!
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There’s a prison cell waiting for you, Todd!
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Coming from Mr. Got Off on a Technicality
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@maddox.xmission.com thought you’d enjoy
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For those of you who voted for Trump because you thought government was the problem, congratulations! It is now.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Doctors say that childhood vaccines save thousands of lives. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests say they cause autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hell yes!
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Infuriating double standard
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He got his sound bite for social media. Won’t play well in the general election though
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Trump wouldn’t get a vote
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Buh bye!
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
…and that he is the teeniest, tiniest little baby
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But their tar sands mining is probably partly responsible for the fires
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“I’d love to say yes” 🤡
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have faith in The Grift.
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
His tiny lil pee pee is rock hard right now
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s time for the Lord to send ten new plagues…but not on Egypt this time
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Petey G ❌👑 @pscholtz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just call him Tommy the Tuber because that’s about how much brain power he has
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