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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 5h

Loved it. He was a brilliant, flawed, vulnerable man.

Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"Dad, I'm really glad you're still alive." "Yeah, it's every parent's dream to outlive their children. Good night, son."

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No, no... It's "Minndianapolips." Dakota for "stay the fuck out, you racist hillbilly."

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"You're all Gold Star families, right? Then you'll appreciate this. Lots of gold, lots of stars, right up your alley."

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"So, you see, the reason I never got invited to parties in high school was because I was TOO cool, and the guys were afraid I'd steal their girlfriends."

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My dog would lose her ever loving mind.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My cell phone bill is outrageous. Thanks a lot, Taft!

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And having them belly creep up from the foot of the bed in the morning when they sense you're awake so they can convince you to stay in bed for a few cuddles.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In the words of Borat, his neck "hang like sleeve of wizard."

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Elon can say it all he wants on Mars. Knock yourself out.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ohhh... So this is the "meeting to plan more meetings." I've been in those... Good use of everyone's time.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've said it before, but we're mere months away from people drilling holes in their head to release the demons

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It must burn him to put that "i" in "triumphal."

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Since AI typically gives you the answer you want to hear, regardless of whether it's accurate or not, how about we call it "Natalie Harp"?

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It is true... Filling my gas tank with eggs is a lot cheaper than it used to be.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A dog humped my leg once, and all these years it's kept me from achieving my dream of becoming a real G-man. But not anymore. Thanks Kash!

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

David Blight's Frederick Douglass biography gets into the movement quite a bit, albeit from Douglass's perspective

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Glad I held onto my condo on Carson Wentz Island

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!"

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And then he called his girlfriend who's from Canada to let her know he was alright. You wouldn't know her, but she's really hot.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

But we're not allowed to call them weird, right?

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Looks like a cheap steak left in the fridge too long.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The way I've heard it explained: If I pay $20 for a haircut, I technically have a $20 trade deficit with my barber because he didn't buy $20 worth of anything from me. So, maybe I should just cut my own hair?

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My high school had a Holocaust survivor speak at an assembly. He went into stark detail, and showed all of us the numbers on his arm. This was in the mid-90s, so there were more of them around than today. Hearing the stories first-hand and seeing the tattoos makes it harder to ignore

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

But if that mannequin is at the MN State Fair, what is Natalie Harp supposed to sleep next to?

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The correct answer is to appeal to local industry... Corn grown by MN farmers, fried walleye from our amazing lakes, etc.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

She was lobbed a slowly arcing softball over the plate and she spun around swinging out of her shoes and landed on her ass.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This was their evil refrain during covid. "These deaths don't count if the person also had cancer/diabetes/asthma/obesity/etc." It's Darwinian "thinning the herd" mentality, but they're too chickenshit to say so.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Guy in hot dog costume meme, yada yada yada

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The box on his ass catches his farts all day long for Natalie to huff herself to sleep with.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Somewhere Kavanaugh and Hegseth's ears perked up

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Kissing cousin to "it's a marathon, not a sprint"

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

But what about the intangibles she brings to the game? Just kidding. From an efficiency standpoint, she'd have the same impact if she'd stayed on the bus.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

So, tell people they're doing great, and if they disagree call them disloyal haters of America. Excellent strategy, and I hope they keep it up.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"What if there were a device that could scan the room, tell you which person was your wife, and which items were interesting to look at? And what if I told you this device only cost $800 and you'd need to buy a new one every two years?"

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

In the future, due to our glasses doing the seeing for us and telling us what's interesting, eyes will devolve into milky shriveled orbs that eventually drop out of our skulls as we age.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If I said that to my wife on a romantic weekend getaway, she would roll her eyes.

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

His milkshake brings all the boys to the Capitol

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"The Blues Brothers?! Sheeeeit. They still owe you money, fool."

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Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Damn. She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

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