Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!" 030
Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 18/12/2025"You want a penis? I can get you a penis. There are ways, believe me, you don't want to know about. Hell, I can get you a penis by 3 o'clock this afternoon. WITH testicles." 000
Wiener Water Soup @pschletty.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Dean Wormer: "Have you boys seen your grade point average? It stinks! It's the lowest in Faber history!" Hoover: "Well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades will REALLY help our average." 010