Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Come to daddy motherfucker!static.klipy.comJason Sudeikis as the Devil on SNLALT: Jason Sudeikis as the Devil on SNL 020
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Iran RN damn everybody get’n them hands. #iranwarmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a t-shirt that says boys on the backALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says boys on the back 010
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026They’re saying the quiet part out loud now. That’s all the population has been for the last century… at least. Wealth generators via working and consuming.media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face .ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting in a dugout with his eyes closed and a sad look on his face . 071
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026This might be for clitty, but I’m calling interception! Cuz DAMN 🔥🔥🔥🥵media.tenor.coma football player with the number 58 on his backALT: a football player with the number 58 on his back 010
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Is it just me or is anyone else having a hard time remaining interested in the NFL playoffs since everyone I was rooting for is out? Tomlin and the Steelers, Ryans and the Texans, Williams and the Bears, Jackson and the Ravens, Detroit and The lions. The Super Bowl suddenly feels anti-black LOL 020
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026SAME DAMN PLAY YESTERDAY THAT THE BRONCOS TOOK AWAY BUT TONIGHT THE BEARS DONT GET THE CALL! FUCK THAT 000
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Phillip Rivers??? Looking pretty good out of retirement 😂😂😂 000
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I don’t get in Bluesky that much anymore, but when I do… DAYUM 😂media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is giving a thumbs upALT: a man in a tuxedo is giving a thumbs up 000
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025It’s wild how some people see “happy holidays” as a slight when some of us just don’t feel like saying “Merry Christmas and happy new year.” I’m just lazy ffs. 040
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Right! Shedeur’s numbers were damn good. This loss ain’t on him at all. Kinda funny bc it all points to stephanski even more 😂 100
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Why does stephanski still have a job? #clevelandbrownsmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a black jacket with a hood .ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black jacket with a hood . 020
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025How do you take Shedeur off the field when he just delivered two late touchdowns? Four overall! They still don’t respect him. They some bitches.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is making a funny face while standing in front of a building .ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face while standing in front of a building . 000
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Pretty wild when Diddy makes Suge look like the better option. 000
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 02/12/2025My thing is, how did a grown man NOT know he gave up Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas, all the cookouts for celebrating marrying her, resurrection day (not fucking Easter… resurrection day) and a shot at being 1-of- 144,000 allowed in heaven? Oops, heaven already full? TF!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book . 020
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 02/12/2025media.tenor.coma man stands in front of a microphone with welp written on the screenALT: a man stands in front of a microphone with welp written on the screen 020
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025They are literally clearing out the competition for some points on the (entire North American) package. And while the U.S. military is down there, they may as well do what tr*mp said he wanted to do from jump and take over the Panama Canal. 010
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Right. Only nitrile gloved hands or a gnarled stick.media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green striped shirtALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green striped shirt 010
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Some men are starved for affection.media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is holding a microphone in his right handALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is holding a microphone in his right hand 120
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Imagine the world being thrown into chaos bc Putin was going to out Trump for giving blowjobs. Wow. 020
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Propaganda is right! They lied bc misery loves company. Living in the cold just isn’t natural. 😂 010
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Is it illegal to accept a bank error? Sounds like a firing for whoever is responsible is as far as it goes. Darn the luckmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screenALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with the words i mean written on the screen 010
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 09/11/20254’ 11”? Omg I bet you’re adorable in person LOL 110
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Tr*mp is the embodiment of a stroke victim shooting the sh*t in a living assisted facility. 000
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I hate the cowboys lost because their fans deserve better. But I’m so glad Jerry lostmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a speaker in a room .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a speaker in a room . 020
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025So I’m watching Christine and this mf, Buddy Repperton, was supposed to be in high school 😂😂 030
Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Repellent works LOL I can hear them counting a 1,2,3 a 1,2,3 💀💀💀 110
