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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The truck is going to be faster.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s been a minute…
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Come to daddy motherfucker!
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Iran RN damn everybody get’n them hands. #iranwar
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
They’re saying the quiet part out loud now. That’s all the population has been for the last century… at least. Wealth generators via working and consuming.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Is it just me or is anyone else having a hard time remaining interested in the NFL playoffs since everyone I was rooting for is out? Tomlin and the Steelers, Ryans and the Texans, Williams and the Bears, Jackson and the Ravens, Detroit and The lions. The Super Bowl suddenly feels anti-black LOL
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
SAME DAMN PLAY YESTERDAY THAT THE BRONCOS TOOK AWAY BUT TONIGHT THE BEARS DONT GET THE CALL! FUCK THAT
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#NFL refs AINT SHIT
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Nigga.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Phillip Rivers??? Looking pretty good out of retirement 😂😂😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Jim Nance and CBS some snitches 😂😂😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Meg looks good on him. 😏👍🏽
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I am so happy for them 😂😂😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
That nigga RUINED white nails. 😒
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Maaaan, number two gon be rough.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It’s wild how some people see “happy holidays” as a slight when some of us just don’t feel like saying “Merry Christmas and happy new year.” I’m just lazy ffs.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Why does stephanski still have a job? #clevelandbrowns
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
How do you take Shedeur off the field when he just delivered two late touchdowns? Four overall! They still don’t respect him. They some bitches.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Pretty wild when Diddy makes Suge look like the better option.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
They are literally clearing out the competition for some points on the (entire North American) package. And while the U.S. military is down there, they may as well do what tr*mp said he wanted to do from jump and take over the Panama Canal.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Can’t nobody fry shrimp better than me 😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Some men are starved for affection.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Imagine the world being thrown into chaos bc Putin was going to out Trump for giving blowjobs. Wow.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
F*ck f*tt*rman
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Is it illegal to accept a bank error? Sounds like a firing for whoever is responsible is as far as it goes. Darn the luck
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
And yet…
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Tr*mp is the embodiment of a stroke victim shooting the sh*t in a living assisted facility.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I hate the cowboys lost because their fans deserve better. But I’m so glad Jerry lost
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
She yt as the driven snow. 😒
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
So I’m watching Christine and this mf, Buddy Repperton, was supposed to be in high school 😂😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Those #buffalobills look TOUGH #nfl
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
WAIT! That’s a saying???
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
#replayassist is for gambling purposes 😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I wish!
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I don’t like the fact there was nationwide outrage over Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled vs the relative grumbling over Leticia James possibly going to jail.
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Black Vibes @blackvibes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
📸: WWE pro wrestler Jade Cargill
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
So they’re admitting there was a master plan behind the Palestinian genocide.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Wild 😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You said a mouthful.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
So I’m watching the latest Superman and… why are the graphics so bad? Say what you want about Zach Snyder, at least his special effects were good. This looks like a high school kid programmed the whole movie using AI.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The joy on their face! I get it 😂😂😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Even the media is acting surprised. He shoulda been cooked when he took that first secret meeting with Putin. Speaking of Putin, you KNOW he’s looking at the White House like…
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Just wait… it’ll happen.
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Swear to GOD I thought that was you know who! 😂
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This! They see themselves as martyrs for their greater ‘cause’ 🙄
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Ayesharp (The Protagonist of Journalism) @ayesharp.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
When he heard him say "Oat milk and lavender syrup"
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
After working all week I finally got a chance to workout. Not too bad at my big age LOL
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Martin scores hazy @psanders1.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
ISTG dude’s name sounded like Sack Hurts 😂
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