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the joie de vivre of Theodor Seuss Geisel raised by Run the Jewels // print your cards, kill your gods

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 7h
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN WHOSE REVEALIN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD : WITHOUT UNINTERRUPTED PERIODS OF REST AND CONTEMPLATION WE CAN NOT LIVE OUR LIFES AS WE SHOULD !!! EVEN IN THOSE SWEDISH TYPE COUNTRYS WHERE THEY LET EM GO ON VACATION FOR A MONTH THERE STILL TIED TO DA MACHINE THE OTHER 11 MONTH'S OF THE FUCKIN YEAR , AND, THEY USALLY GO ON VACATION IN AUGUST ANY WAY "THE WORST MONTH" SO FUCK IT , WELL FEBRARYS THE WORST MONTH, BUT AUGUST IS JUST HOT FEBRARY, SO , DA TEXT "THREE DAY WORK WEEK NOW - FRIDAY SHOULD BE THE WEEKEND - AND IF YA GOTTA WORK MONDAY, SUNDAY DOESN'T COUNT" - AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH AND ILL RUN FOR PRESEDENT ON THAT SHIT IF THEY LET ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 6h
JACKSON FUCKIN CHOURIO
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 8h
Shoutout Violet. If nobody got me I know #988 got me.
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 9h
I fuckin love Pat Murphy. Go Crew
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 18h
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shoutout Breanna. If nobody got me I know #988 got me
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My MF’in goat 😤
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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just chase 🎃 @manacurves.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Dear WOTC, Please hire Rebecca Guay to do more art for legendary creatures. I need it. Chase
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my favorite things about sharing my mental health problems is how people start to distance themselves from me 🙃
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 30/09/2026
nervous
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You ever sniff a sharpie just for the head rush?
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The dangers of parenting while sleeving a deck. Some cards may go missing
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top of the mornin', top of the mornin', top of the mornin', Top of the mornin', top of the mornin', top of the mornin’, Top of the mornin' Hold on let's get this shit, let's get this shit, Let’s get this shit
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell is empty and all the demons are here
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy fuck did not realize @seraphsix.com damn near built all the online EDH tooling available I thought he was just a chill dude
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phone number to the Office of Michael Kotlikoff, the President of Cornell, if that’s something that could be of use to people: (607) 255-5201
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phone number to the Office of Michael Kotlikoff, the President of Cornell, if that’s something that could be of use to people: (607) 255-5201
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Growth in your 20s is fun. Growth in your 30s hurts man.
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life lately fr
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got my fuckin dick kicked in at prerelease. Hands down worst time playing MTG ever.
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Olivia Gobert-Hicks @goberthicks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Reality Fracture pre release to all who celebrate
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 25/09/2026
Official magic accessories the instant UltraPro wasn’t allowed to phone in the absolute bare minimum anymore
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have I watched this 3x? YES Will I likely 3 more times before 2HG on Sunday? YES
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OMG ITS THURSDAY NEW @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pet peeve: when a loading screen says 100% If you were 100% I would be playing rn
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cleaned my mechanical keyboard and one key cap is missing. I suspect @zbexx.art is to blame
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You’re as healthy as a horse!” “Thanks Doc!” *twist my ankle on the way out, they put me down*
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beta has been fun af
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Targeted ads are so smart! Is my phone listening to me? Targeted ads:
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still the greatest song ever
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Bring Me The Horizon - Doomed - L.I.V.E. In São Paulo (Live Immersive Virtual Experiment)
YouTube video by BMTHOfficialVEVO
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Add to my face all day? Fine. Indoctrinate my kid? Fuck you Disney
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry for being slow about everything. I'm sad and tired and alive in the year 2026.
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big sad
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Women in Magic: Puerto Rico @magicgirlspr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Anything but a deckbox" tournament hosted by Women in Magic: PR 🇵🇷 #mtg #mtgcommunity
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Echoverse proxy123 plays with real cards only and fucking k!lls people
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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you tend to blame your failings in Magic on variance while attributing successes to skill, you'll never become a good player. That's because your player mentality is defined by your sense of entitlement to win and not by your willingness to improve.
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Art In any and all of the sphinxes are so dope
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Hey man just wanted to say thanks for the polite nod of acknowledgement as you walked by and sorry for killing you in my mind palace earlier, I wasn’t sure if you were friend or foe so I wanted to be prepared
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pick a commander or paste in a list. Swipe through cards dealt *specifically* for it. magikdex.vercel.app
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magikdex
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will never understand people who whine about a new card and not see it as a new challenge
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proxymtg123 @proxymtg123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When it’s podcast day >>>>>> Thank you @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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