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Adam Hepton (Prox)

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Old enough to know better, and yet, I don’t.

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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 6h
I have, and I am super excited to play all the incredible shooters in TATE mode
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 23h
Oh, and we’re about as “Welcome to Murica” white as they come.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 23h
I can’t speak for all of Britain, but myself and my wife have said we can’t see ourselves going back to the US for decades, probably.
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎯 'A man raped her' instead of 'she was raped.' Have you ever read a headline that reads "A bank was robbed by a suspect?" Nope. It's "A suspect robbed a bank."
Christina Ricci in front of a patterned wall with the text: Maybe we should start talking about how many men out of 3 will sexually assault someone... instead of how many women out of 3 will be assaulted. Lets shift the ownership..
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 18/09/2026
Well, the new Fortune’s Weave is probably the best Fire Emblem of all. Didn’t expect that.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 12/09/2026
Sami Zayn two-time WWE Champion, maybe not quite everything in the world is completely fucked up
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 03/09/2026
Remember when after the pandemic subsided, it was hard to remember how to human again? Or, more temporarily, if there’s a power cut or you are injured in some way to how you are usually? Well, what do you think happens in a world where you cede your own thinking to AI and it’s not there one day?
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the Male-Grievance Grift-o Sphere going after popular stuff might seem like a tactical error at first but it's designed to put vulnerable/stupid men into a siege mentality by making it seem like all of pop culture is out to get them. it's an attempt to isolate
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 19/08/2026
It may well prove to be the cringiest thing I’ve ever written, but nobody can take away my letter published in the last ever issue of ZZAP! 64
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 18/08/2026
Promise Mascot Agency. Confused, predominantly.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 08/08/2026
Or, less savoury - but much more appealing
Album art à la Now That’s What I Call Music:

Cunt: That’s What I Call Farage
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 08/08/2026
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Album art in the style of Now! That’s What I Call Music stating “Cow: That’s What I Call Bovines”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 08/08/2026
I was gutted to find it out of stock 90mins after the email went out and was the first time I had to break from work! Ah well, more power to ya!
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 03/08/2026
“Do you want another drink? We’re looking at closing up and cleaning” Town Centre pub, UK, 9.15pm. #brokenbritain
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 03/08/2026
Sure, I now have cycle accurate arcade hardware thanks to the SuperStation but I no longer have plausible deniability at missing actions because of “emulation” :/
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm not a cyber security person. I don't want to be a cyber security person. I'm got habits from working at an ISP, which boil down to "No, software asks permission before it runs." I read this story and hissed at the exposure of new attack surfaces.
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Streaming QR codes at 60 FPS achieves nearly 190 KB/s data rate in phone-to-phone tests — browser-based method requires no app, no networking, no pairing, and no permissions beyond camera access
Dev wanted a simple method for transfering audio files between devices on different networks.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 19/07/2026
And while I’m at it: steamcommunity.com/id/ProxPlays...
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Steam Community :: ProxProxProx :: Review for TR-49
I sat and gobbled this up, completely consumed. Intricately designed and crafted; every strand pulled on is a delight and every discovery a sensible window into the next. I weaved between tactics, pic...
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 19/07/2026
steamcommunity.com/id/ProxPlays...
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Steam Community :: ProxProxProx :: Review for The Incident at Galley House
An absolute masterpiece in deduction gaming; up there with Obra Dinn, Golden Idol and TR-49. Mechanically intuitive, layers of superbly well-crafted and well-told story peeling away and making more (a...
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 18/07/2026
There are however lots and lots available at Printworks Vue in Manchester which *is* an IMAX 1570 venue.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 18/07/2026
I was hasty - it is NOT an IMAX 1570 venue, just regular old IMAX, god it’s grim up north. I apologise.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 18/07/2026
@samuelwroberts.bsky.social @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social Hello, large chaps: if anyone is looking to see Odyssey on IMAX one of the UK’s three “proper” screens is in Bradford at the Science and Media Museum and has plenty of tickets for many different dates. You can get a direct train from London.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 16/07/2026
I pity anyone who doesn’t even realise they have a Goodboy Galaxy-shaped hole in their lives.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 10/07/2026
Smuggling Starmix, obv
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 10/07/2026
Genuinely makes my skin crawl
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 10/07/2026
See also: Sweet Treats.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 10/07/2026
Spoiler: it still absolutely slaps
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 09/07/2026
“Because there were no full-sized bhajis available.”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 05/07/2026
IKEA
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 05/07/2026
Probably not a good place to report but, hey, Dog (Goodboy) loves a trier: I never got a code for The Sword of Stone sent through - I have had newsletters, but not that :(
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 01/07/2026
First four issues £2.99 including a collectors’ sleeve. * Subsequent issues £24.99
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 30/06/2026
Xbox are the actual worst.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 30/06/2026
Don’t think I quite accounted for just how much trauma I have from previous work and certain work colleagues until I realised that every time I get sent something needing attention on LinkedIn, my energy levels are in the sewer.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 27/06/2026
I have always rode Sami Zayn and tonight is no different.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 25/06/2026
Very much tests the separate the art from the artist these days, tho
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 23/06/2026
Our excellent, capable and integrous politicians do an excellent job at making sure the populace look in any direction other than the one they ought to.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 23/06/2026
Well yeah, our country is not really equipped for extreme weather either high or low as both are so infrequent it is impractical to build your environment around the exception rather than the rule.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 23/06/2026
Elsewhere vs my kid’s school.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 19/06/2026
Discovered I’ve lost my driving license and after turning the house upside down, admitting defeat and feeling utterly worthless, ordered a replacement only to find I’ve been driving the car without at MOT since March, but y’know, ADHD is a fun, whimsical thing with zero drawbacks that isn’t real.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 12/06/2026
“We should make sure Matthew Castle’s mark for Lego Batman, that he clearly thinks is missing a lot, is marked the same. That’ll show him for giving 5* to Bond in The Guardian!”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 12/06/2026
It’s like the reviewer went to Tony Mott and said, “I just don’t want to give it a 9” and he replied, “Well, we can’t give it an 8 because people will think we didn’t try to find fault, and obviously we can’t give it a 7 because it will be ‘one of those sevens’ so yes, 6 it is. Perfect”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 11/06/2026
Edge giving 007 First Light a 6 is about as Edge as it gets.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 10/06/2026
No Batsugun, no party ;)
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 09/06/2026
I will obviously be all in on the new Fire Emblem, but there seems like quite a lot of diversion from what I think of as a Fire Emblem game…
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 02/06/2026
Not saying I’m an archetypal tight Yorkshireman, but as a vegetarian, I just bought two pouches of beef jerky as they were reduced to 25p each. “Someone I know’ll eat it”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 02/06/2026
I didn’t think “wanting to punch a Photo Booth for being infuriating” was an emotional state possible of being entered, but thanks to the people at Max Spielmann and their insistence at having an insufferable synthetic voice walkthrough, here we are.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 01/06/2026
I’ll absolutely give it a go, thanks for the recommendation. I was just about to share what my Marvel watermark is for comparison but have just discovered the author is a wrong ‘un, so that’s a massive shame.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 25/05/2026
TBH when I spent £70 on Licorice yesterday I did channel breadline-past-me thinking, “Who the fuck do you think you are?”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 25/05/2026
I think I have confirmed I am a class traitor as the BBC detail “several high-end purchases” in Peter Murrell’s trial on embezzlement, all of which seem perfectly normal to me.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 21/05/2026
Are you still there, Matthew? Yeeeuuuuuuuhhhhh Can’t wait
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