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Adam Hepton (Prox)

@prox.fyi
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Old enough to know better, and yet, I don’t.

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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 08/08/2026
Or, less savoury - but much more appealing
Album art à la Now That’s What I Call Music:

Cunt: That’s What I Call Farage
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 08/08/2026
🤷
Album art in the style of Now! That’s What I Call Music stating “Cow: That’s What I Call Bovines”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 23/06/2026
Elsewhere vs my kid’s school.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 09/04/2026
Here is a picture of my cat in an attempt to not make you sad 🤷‍♂️
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 27/02/2026
Just applied for Mastermind. Specialist Subjects: Britpop, Bradford City FC, WWE NXT, Sid Meier, The Paris Métro. Disabilities: “AuDHD, no special requirements needed, Mastermind is already pretty much built for people like me” Do you quiz regularly: No This pic of me (+cat) In the bag.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 12/02/2026
I voted for @okcomics.bsky.social because I adore their approach to selling comics.
What about this comic shop stands out to you as unique? Please share a positive experience or further detail to help us get to know the store's impact!

I have never left OK Comics without a smile on my face. They're as happy as many truly relevant and thoughtful recommendations as you want as they are to let you browse in isolation. They highlight books, titles and themes which are thought-provoking and challenging over commercially known. I love that the floor you enter on is entirely indie (Image is as you walk in!) and especially nonfiction leaning. They're a lovely team of people who are the blueprint for comic shops in my humble opinion.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 09/02/2026
Don’t know how I ended up here but entirely flattered. bluesky-map.theo.io
Part of the Blue Sky map visualisation, with @prox.fyi denoted as part of the Creative Queer Internet Community.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 11/01/2026
No YOU’RE excited like a child to be at a WWE event.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 15/08/2025
My first five Steam purchases (Activating Half Life 2 from Collectors’ Edition DVD-ROM didn’t count!)
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 05/08/2025
Because I am a huge nerd and want to comprehensively beat every facet of Balatro, I wrote a thing to track my progress and get info on playing stats. It's poorly written but aren't most things? github.com/adamhepton/b...
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 05/08/2025
steamcommunity.com/id/ProxPlays...
A screenshot of a Steam Activity Feed post, stating "Current Status towards Completionist+ on Balatro: 11/15 Jokers beaten on Gold Stake."
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 27/07/2025
What incredible company we’ll be in if this transpires (because make no bones about it, this is government censorship in any given optic).
A screenshot from Wikipedia detailing countries who actively block or have formerly blocked Wikipedia: “including (but not limited to) China, Iran, Myanmar, Pakistan, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Tunisia, Turkey, Uzbekistan, Venezuela and Turkmenistan”)
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 10/04/2025
In this world of oppression of minorities, economic implosion and downright weirdness, my son (11)’s greatest regret is not getting a different Minecraft toy from McDonald’s. I’m both thankful for and appalled by at his childish naivety.
A WhatsApp conversation showing a link to an Instagram reel detailing the in-game unlockables within Minecraft associated with meal toys.

A child responds, “I have the chicken thing but not having the grimace egg is the worst mistake of my life 😫”
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 05/04/2025
What the bloody hell?! I am not used to this sort of expectation! #leagueTwo #bcafc #ComeOnYeHens
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 14/03/2025
Brutal. The questions were far more sensible than I thought they should be tbh
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 12/03/2025
Packing the essentials for a trip to another city. #definitelynotvandalism
Many stickers of fixed-width characters depicting someone throwing a table with anger.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 17/02/2025
Here is me with a slice of proper snow I removed from the car in January for your delectation
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 08/01/2025
I’d say this one, given its source and subsequent reworking as a line in a song. About as fine a “This is what KG does” as it can be.
“In the same way a room full of a vacuum and a room full of air look the same, but one is impossible to live without and the other will make you implode.”

— From Phonogram Rue Britannia, #1 and subsequently used in Los Campesinos! track Ways to Make it through the Wall
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 21/12/2024
Tell you what, that crack is really moreish.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 29/11/2024
Yep, cash. That’s all I can imagine this could be used for.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 20/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four video games. Can do!
Civilization VI - the game I’ve played the most, and have the most affection for. I’ve played all versions of Civ - including spinoffs - but VI is the one I love the most.Pony Island - an incredible fourth-wall breaking gem from the cursed mind of Daniel Mullins. All his games are top-notch.Balatro - 2024’s poker-hand based roguelike still has me firmly in its jaws.New Star Soccer 3 - play as one football player in a whole career. A life sim and a brilliant top down football game.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 20/11/2024
Check out this that I printed — I’m doing a box surround to go with it…
3D print of the box art from Sid Meier’s Civilization - a modern city skyline with skyscrapers and commercial buildings, on top of an ancient burial tomb, containing a sarcophagus
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 25/10/2024
I feel your pain. My watch doesn’t even know what to make of the appalling sleep attempt I had last night.
Sleep tracking data that shows each day of the week having either under six hours’ sleep, or a break in sleep for an hour or more.
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Adam Hepton (Prox) @prox.fyi · 19/10/2024
Public Service Broadcasting at the O2 Academy, Leeds. Aurally and visually spectacular in equal measure - thunderously loud and sublimely melodic. @psbhq.bsky.social #livemusic
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