Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Darth Doctor Pete MD FAAP @darthdrpete.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Pediatrician Here 👋🏻 23 years as a doctor and I’ve received no bonus or kickback from anyone for vaccinating. In fact I lose money. Happily. Because healthy infants, children, and teens are MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN any amount of money in the world. 532842528
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/12/2025 509262638793
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Rodney Assman @rodneyassman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025You would think they’d be better at this with the consequences being so high. 483105003737
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it" Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot… 362102182975
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 06/11/2025This is an eldritch horror from the depths of despair. Truly a crime against humanity. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. 100
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 03/11/2025The lack of data presented regarding baseline cancer risk limits interpretation. The online comments (supplemental material) suggest a far lower risk. Interesting, nonetheless. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...jamanetwork.comProjected Lifetime Cancer Risks From Current Computed Tomography ImagingThis risk model projects how many future cancers in the United States could result from annual computed tomography examinations. 000
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 02/11/2025A right-wing apprenticeship program for teens whose brains haven’t fully developed yet. What could possibly go wrong? 040
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 02/11/2025It would be a shame if the orange dictator got a new nickname. H/t to @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for such awesomeness! #TheGreatFatsby 040
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity? 14933151102
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Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 28/10/2025People should support Russell Crowe’s new movie by converging in large groups, like a flash mob, and chanting the name of the movie. Maybe somewhere there is already media attention, like in front of an ICE building: “Nuremberg! Nuremberg! Nuremberg!” 130
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 12/10/2025 27510176
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 13/10/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting on a couch and one is wearing a red sweaterALT: two men are sitting on a couch and one is wearing a red sweater 010
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 29/09/2025Portlanders — show off your corner of war-ravaged Portland below. 2022174595
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 23/09/2025Tylenol is only toxic in doses large enough to overwhelm liver enzymes. Doses on the label are not a threat unless you have end-stage (transplant necessary) disease. 010
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 22/09/2025ICYMI 👇 620494
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2025This is a gratitude post. We're about to hit 100K subscribers on Substack! NO PAYWALLS: TOTALLY INDEPENDENT: you can subscribe for free, and you can chip in to support if you have the means. We're going to need independent media now more than ever. muellershewrote.commuellershewrote.comThe Breakdown | Allison Gill | SubstackSpeaking Truth to Power. Click to read The Breakdown, by Allison Gill, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers. 652698647
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/09/2025“If you can’t honor a man by quoting him directly because his own words seem disparaging to his legacy, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to honor him at all.” Watch my latest here: www.youtube.com/live/2Mv50KZ... 403235066125
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 13/09/2025media.tenor.comSpit Take GIFALT: Spit Take GIF 010
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Reminder: ignore the bots. We’ve started following many of you on here and just want to say, if you need a break, take one. The internet will still be here tomorrow. 💚 2669290783
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 11/09/2025Hey ButterflyIQ ultrasound - are you seriously bricking my perfectly good first-gen device and asking me to buy another one and the same email? Forget it. No more recommendations for your products. #ButterflyIQ 071
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 11/09/2025Goddammit. Please tell me this is a hoax. 110
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Casey @mamasissiesays.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I saw the video, I forgot autoplay was on. What dawned on me after the initial shock subsided is that children suffer these SAME injuries in their classrooms. Other children watch their classmates suffer the same injuries as Charlie Kirk. No child should experience that. Ever. Regulate guns. 501536372
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 04/09/2025Yes, because all the previous perpetrators of gun violence were trans. This is such a stupid timeline. 000
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 04/09/2025I believe the women. #PedoTrump 061
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Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 13/08/2025This is truly glorious to behold. 061
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 13/08/2025Is the motel in the middle of nowhere? Or worse, the woods? Terrifying! On the other hand, you’re not an obnoxious teen, the token black, or a red shirt, so you’ll probably be ok. Just remember: there is nothing in the basement you need. Ditto for the old barn out back. Just no. 020
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 12/08/2025First solo central line (intern year). Bonus points (from the nurse) for not leaving blood all over the bed or floor. 010
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 10/08/2025For example, a Gradient Boosting Machine (GBM) is trained on numeric data (pt info, CPT codes, lab results, etc) and generates numeric output like probabilities, odds ratios, etc. JAMA Online had a recent study that used this to improve prediction for ordering type & screen preop. 040
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 10/08/2025Just a reminder, ChatGPT et al are Large Language Models (LLM). These are trained on plain text - books, Reddit boards, web sites, etc. But there are models other than LLM. 150
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 06/08/2025The Internet Archive shows it correctly at least as of Jan 7 2025. 110
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 06/08/2025Website is "currently offline." 010
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 06/08/2025It’s not common in my area, perhaps outside the U. 010
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 06/08/2025Came here to say this, so thank you! 020
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 06/08/2025My group does FI or PENG blocks for hip fx. If requested, we also place FI catheters preop for continuous infusion. 201
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/08/2025Roses are red Violets are blue Trump is in the Epstein files 19650661076
Reposted by Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺Kimberly Vanderhorst @kymburlee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025she carries time as bruises wears her griefs like pearls she’s sewn herself a pair of wings they’re already unfurled #poetry 615014
Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺 @propofolmonkey.medsky.social · 01/08/2025“AI” doesn’t always mean ChatGPT or other LLM. This article looks at a decision support system using a specifically-trained GBM for speed, transparency, and objective output. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...jamanetwork.comMulticenter Validation of a Machine Learning Model for Surgical Transfusion RiskThis cohort study evaluates the generalizability and potential clinical application of a publicly available machine learning algorithm to estimate red cell transfusion during surgery within a national... 030