jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 09/09/2026you gotta keep moving or else you're gonna get the black water 021
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 14/08/2026friendly reminder to stop applying the laws of the natural world to the supernatural 030
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 13/08/2026one moment there was room in the cup and the next moment there wasn't 020
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 12/08/2026one day all our wishes will come true and we can have all the teatimes we like 060
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i might've unsealed an ancient curse but i'm sure it'll be alright 270
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/08/2026thank you so much. but you know, you could always make the switch and join us...... 120
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i guess i'd be angry too if i was stuck using an iphone all day and looked up to see me and my beautiful boyfriend thriving with our matching pixels x 110
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/08/2026convinced my boyfriend to switch from iphone to pixel and i've never felt sexier 2100
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 09/08/2026excuse me guys, do you have a moment to talk about the healing powers of disco dancing all night at the gay club? 0354
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 27/07/2026it's not hard to make an instant coffee but it does require some personal labour 080
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 22/07/2026feeling normal feelings but expressing them abnormally 080
Reposted by jaaaketerror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's within my power to become a perfect sphere 1018127
Reposted by jaaakeSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17/07/2026It's a big club, and they're hitting you with it 515128
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i keep forgetting i'm holding my heart in my hand and i keep using that hand to slap myself in the face 080
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 15/07/2026it's never too late to know the truth because it's always too early 021
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the shapes in the dark and the thoughts in my head both confuse me 020
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 14/07/2026uhh guys, i think my spleen is secreting an excessive amount of black bile again 030
Reposted by jaaaketerror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Increasingly having to take a pill each night to make me really big then really small then really big then small again just to find that sweet spot I can finally curl up in and go to sleep 413924
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 12/07/2026the only golf i'll play is mini, the only chess i'll play is giant 170
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026when sound and sight are perfectly combined it makes everything feel much more real 020
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i don't want to be caught with my pants down, i need to be 1100
jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i left a drop of water in the middle of the ocean and now i can't seem to find it again 060
