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jaaake

@properwicked.bsky.social
1.1K followers 323 following 1.3K posts

just a guy being a dude oscillating between dimensions 😎

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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you gotta keep moving or else you're gonna get the black water
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the gym should come to me for once
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
feeling a hunger for the numinous
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
who up pondering their foibles
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
friendly reminder to stop applying the laws of the natural world to the supernatural
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
one moment there was room in the cup and the next moment there wasn't
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
one day all our wishes will come true and we can have all the teatimes we like
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i might've unsealed an ancient curse but i'm sure it'll be alright
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i wish the census had more questions
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i love answering questions
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
convinced my boyfriend to switch from iphone to pixel and i've never felt sexier
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
excuse me guys, do you have a moment to talk about the healing powers of disco dancing all night at the gay club?
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the sun will rise on the dark side of the moon
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
too bad i left the words in the other realm
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
and from out of the woods comes i...
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it's not hard to make an instant coffee but it does require some personal labour
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
feeling normal feelings but expressing them abnormally
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's within my power to become a perfect sphere
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17/07/2026
It's a big club, and they're hitting you with it
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i keep forgetting i'm holding my heart in my hand and i keep using that hand to slap myself in the face
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's never too late to know the truth because it's always too early
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
in my slumber i see everything but me
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the shapes in the dark and the thoughts in my head both confuse me
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i can count on one hand, or two if need be
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
uhh guys, i think my spleen is secreting an excessive amount of black bile again
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Increasingly having to take a pill each night to make me really big then really small then really big then small again just to find that sweet spot I can finally curl up in and go to sleep
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i have so much to give and i have so much i need
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the only golf i'll play is mini, the only chess i'll play is giant
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
it's so hard to tell people's shape these days
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
my head is on a swivel
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
when sound and sight are perfectly combined it makes everything feel much more real
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
pulling things out of preexisting truths
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i think therefore all this stuff exists
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i don't want to be caught with my pants down, i need to be
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i'm being oppressed by a ghost
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
time flies! then it falls
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i left a drop of water in the middle of the ocean and now i can't seem to find it again
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
trying to meet the wolves halfway
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
this indefinite game of limbo is breaking my back
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
everything's coming to a
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
eventually the moment i exist in will sync up with the moment everyone else exists in
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
whistling about my kitchen making soup from rocks and grass
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
worshipping in the covenant of steel
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i've gotta believe in the green amongst the grey
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i wonder where the colours go when i'm not looking
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
tragically, i've been diagnosed with all timer's disease
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
no matter what i do i am always present
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
in the kfc drive-thru looking placid and moon-eyed at the workers preparing my order
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i'm at a sonic standstill
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jaaake @properwicked.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
currently existing in many new and fun contexts
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