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Scientifical Slut (in Theory)

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18+ only. Nsfw. 25. Just here to follow people I find attractive.

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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
fat ... hairy .... FEMBROS
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
when your big brother fucks your tight hole 🥰😇🥴
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
now that i have bookmarks its time to go through my likes again
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Its hot to call a guy Daddy but when HE calls himself Daddy too 🥴🥴🥴
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
i need a daddy bear couple to adopt me or an older daddy/son couple where i can be baby or a daddy bear couple with another kid im open to anything inquiries below
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Me on my back showing off everything.
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
:((( i miss him. seeing him on a dating site just makes me wish he would actually be better and want to make things work. but im the one who ended things and im the selfish one
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
so is there like a gay dating website/app thats not focused on fucking? just kinda tired of that being the most prominent piece
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
hit me in the face with it like a jacking the box
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Talked to a nice sexy guy all night, seemed really interesting. Then boom: "Im not a trump supporter, but im not NOT a trump supporter" WHAT PART OF "NO CONSERVATIVES" IN MY BIO DO YALL NOT UNDERSTAND
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
need a man with a fagcent to make me lick his balls
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I just have to remind myself that I dont miss him for who he is, but who i wanted him to be
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
need need NEED a chubby blonde bf who is on my level of freakity but also just wants to hang out quietly at home with cats 😩
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
"i got high but PORN will calm me down"
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Me laying on my stomach, exposing myself for anyone who wants it
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
i want friends i can just send dick pics to when im bored/horny
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
sex is nice and all but why cant we just jo and watch tv
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"i have lots of kinks so i dont really judge. yea im into scat especially" "oh no that kinks weird and i do actually judge those people"
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
so annoyed i dont even wanna jerk off tonight!!!! give it ten minutes but still
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
also realizing im not really a slut as much as i love the idea i dont have the energy to be ran through all the time!!! im a maybe-once-a-month gal! or we can just jerk off together!!! maybe ill be single forever bcuz of that who knows
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
on one hand i hate flirting and blocking people once i get an ick esp. when they want to be making hook up plans but also ... you gave me a reason to not be interested... also i dont like hookups with randos i need some sort of basis!!!!! ugh
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
oh man i really like this guy he seems cool "yea i lean more conservative politically" literally felt my boner deflate
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
bored so heres me attempting to be a sultry maiden
Me on my stomach, trying to raise my butt in the air to make it look like there is anything there.Me holding my penis.
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HeWasAGainerBoy @hewasagainerboy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love fat boys
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
bud, buddy, bub, bubba, bubby etc = instant brain melt
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
need this
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Jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Just finished writing my first Substack post, which is entitled, “So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?” This was a tough thing to write and an almost impossible thing to post - but I can’t shrink myself or this experience any more if I was to heal. open.substack.com/pub/pyroov8/...
open.substack.com
So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?
[Trigger Warning: abuse, grooming]
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i miss being able to talk about anything and everything with you. the intimacy we shared and feeling what you felt. i wanted to be part of your new life. i still want to
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
need to suck and nibble on some dads nips real bad 😩 pray for me
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
i get so scared that if i cant be a good bottom ill never find love because whats my use if i only ever wanna do occasional stuff and not go all the way
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
🥵 neeeeed this daddy dick
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
need ad daddy to train me to take cock like a PRO
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
just wanna sit on a guys lap with his soft cock against my hole is that too much to ask
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
#abdl stuff dont like dont read tried pissing myself in a pull up for fun this morning and instead it leaked and got all over my sheets 😭😭😭 shoulda just stayed home with the way todays been
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i know its dumb but i still feel like ill never be able to fall in love again loooool
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
🙈
A picture of me, bottoms-up with my hole and genitals exposed, along with tall white socks.
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
need a sexy daddy to jerk me off/ play with my hole and croon over me about how im such a good boy and that im his little treasure with forced eye contact, lots of squirming and whimpering, and an explosive happy ending
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
would really love to be nose deep in someones hairy balls/taint right now
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
blight tendril dildo when
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
need to be naked in a hot tub while it gently snows out surrounded by big hairy daddies and big bros
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
does anybody know any supplements or something to help increase sex drive?
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
hole
My pink hole after nair
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
really want to go out and suck a dick but also would rather wait until i move in to my new place 🤔
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
dont call yourself daddy unless youre gonna call me son while cumming in me
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Люк 🏳️‍🌈🎃 @lukeacl.com · 08/11/2024
repost if you’re a good boy
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
once i get skinny again and get my own apartment im gonna be such a slut yall bitches arent ready
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I feel like posting more of me so heres hole and pole 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Scientifical Slut (in Theory) @pronlurker5000.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Since I'm single and can do what I want 🤷🏼‍♀️ not the prettiest but its me
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