Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Beer Leopards! And from the same company: Men's & women's soccer: Leopards Volleyball: Leopards Pickleball: Leopards Deaf baseball: Cavaliers (Cavaliers?) 010
Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Watching Blue Velvet on VHS as a freshman in my college's undergrad video library section was a profound moment for me. RIP to a real (strange) one! 040
Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024ME: Hey, AI, write me a plot for a movie about a garbage man who tries his hand at stand-up comedy, failing miserably until a third arm mysteriously grows from his back. AI: Sorry, already been made. 010
Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 12/12/2024There’s a market in everything. Including the chair liners at the podiatrist office. 000
Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 15/11/2024write me a poem about american football in the style of Carl Sandburg: Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights, the young muscle and hustle— tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet, moving like a fist, pounding downfield. 010
Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 11/04/2024the English<>Spanish translations on that site are entertaining 000
