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@prokrustian.bsky.social
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black swans look better in the shade. forbidden piñata. uncle slop’s cabin

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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A post built expressly for me
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Beer Leopards! And from the same company: Men's & women's soccer: Leopards Volleyball: Leopards Pickleball: Leopards Deaf baseball: Cavaliers (Cavaliers?)
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
gobbling mode
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@reclinernotes.bsky.social get on it
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You can’t fool me. That’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@sickoscommittee.org Have we done an appreciation (or a ranking!) of conferences based on the collective uniqueness of their mascots? This might be the winner: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona...
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Arizona Community College Athletic Conference - Wikipedia
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
it's time to go to work
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a cartoon of a cat and a mouse with their hands outstretched
ALT: a cartoon of a cat and a mouse with their hands outstretched
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This is a true goldmine of numbers and names www.reddit.com/r/geography/...
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From the geography community on Reddit: What is the highest numbered street name you know of?
Explore this post and more from the geography community
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
What are your favorite gimmicky food marketing terms?
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Bunkie Perkins @bunkieperkins.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ok, I did the thing. Let's get stupid.
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
In glorious Smell-O-Rama! #7 is body odor
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Scent of Mystery (1986 TV Broadcast): Odor Cue Compilation
YouTube video by Jas Brooks
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Have you even been gaarfd?
Guam Airport Aircraft Firefighter ICONIC Men's Pro T-Shirt. Text on shirt reads "GAARFD Firefighter"
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Watching Blue Velvet on VHS as a freshman in my college's undergrad video library section was a profound moment for me. RIP to a real (strange) one!
Laura Dern making her crying face in Blue Velvet
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I'd like to be able to search Patreon by tier amount, so that I could find 5 $1 creators to support vs. 1 $5 creator.
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Palance sings! Is he overenunciating, or is that just how he sings/talks?
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xxPorter Wagoner Show w Jack Palance Segment100 18 20 00 21 20
YouTube video by Janie Tunstall
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Rough juxtaposition
A screenshot of a news story about changes to North Carolina law. The first item is headlined "Changes to juvenile justice system..." and ad directly below it is for a dating site for older men.
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Jimmy Carter, as governor, on What's My Line. And, no, he does not recruit nuns.
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Take a look at President Jimmy Carter BEFORE he was President | What's My Line
YouTube video by BUZZR
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I was pleasantly surprised to find that the most unexpected thing about Bum Farto was not his name; but that Charles Addams — yes, the creator of The Addams Family — was one of the volume purchasers of novelty t-shirts created after Farto mysteriously disappeared. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...
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Bum Farto - Wikipedia
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Just learning about Grady Martin. Country music session player extraordinaire. Player of a '52 Bigsby Doubleneck. (Unfortunately, he only plays the top neck at the very end of the video.) Who knew the doubleneck had such a history?
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Grady Martin and his Paul Bigsby guitar! - Solos & Improvisation NEW!
YouTube video by Solo Flight West
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The White Lotus is just The Love Boat for our times.
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
ME: Hey, AI, write me a plot for a movie about a garbage man who tries his hand at stand-up comedy, failing miserably until a third arm mysteriously grows from his back. AI: Sorry, already been made.
The VHS cover of the movie "The Dark Backward"
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
🎶 Come spend the night inside my...
A trucker hat with the words "Leather Balls" emblazoned on the front
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
There’s a market in everything. Including the chair liners at the podiatrist office.
illustrations of anthropomorphized toes as family members
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Galaga: The Movie
a fake movie poster for a fake Galaga movie created by ChatGPT
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Come for the wizard's sleeves, but stay for the bassoon
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The Move - The Words of Aaron (The Old Grey Whistle Test 1971) HD
YouTube video by tony713elo
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
write me a poem about american football in the style of Carl Sandburg: Big shoulders clashing like storm-fronts under Friday night lights, the young muscle and hustle— tight-packed, helmet-to-helmet, moving like a fist, pounding downfield.
a green american football jersey with the number "23" and the text "Carl Sandburg Home." The home is a national historic site and does not have a football team
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
"Second prize is a set of steak knives." Me: Sounds pretty good.
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Is there a place on this fine app to find different filters? Like for adult content, AI-generated art. (I have those two.)
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
🤘Twin-flute attack🤘
Don Fogelberg plays guitar on stage alongside two—yes, two—flute players.
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Not AI: “Side two contains the 22-minute track "Eruption", a loose rock adaptation of the tale of Orpheus and Euridice from the opera Euridice by Italian composer Jacopo Peri. The track is in fifteen distinct sections, and the suite opens with an uncredited melody from L'Orfeo by Monteverdi.”
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
@reclinernotes.bsky.social This might be too nuts even for me. I like it....but I don't like it. And why is it on a skateboard?
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Clark @prokrustian.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Studies show that studies show
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