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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
Q and Not U - Different Damage
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wakemaxxing myself into historic productivity for our shareholders, and an early grave for me
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not a legit answer, just the first one that popped in my head, and I will never hesitate to post Olivia Tremor Control. That's a Teeth promise.
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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I Can Smell The Leaves
YouTube video by The Olivia Tremor Control - Topic
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You might not know that if you click the three dots next to a post a menu comes up, and in that menu is the option "hide post for me" which nukes the post into oblivion. That post vanishes into the ether plus every single quote post of it. It no longer exists, for you.
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ok but airpod cameras are gonna take off like Labubus, yeah
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
do not understand how people are getting upset about this honestly just makes me think people take their jobs too seriously
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Every single well-intentioned person to the left of center using AI to generate images—YOU are contributing to the problem. This is like saying “if I dump gallons of toxic sludge in the well, it will show the community how harmful toxic sludge is.”
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The nasty breakfast burrito everyone is sharing is AI generated ragebait. Not just the poster, but the whole image is fake. Some fucking asswipe is out there using AI to create images to make you even more disgusted and angry at AI.
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh no idk what to do
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Oh Trump’s gone? Great, we can go back to pretending it’s November 5, 2008 again. Nevermind how he even got elected in the first place, surely no one’s going to want that to happen again.”
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sharing this on the discord to get a rise people who act precious about this stuff 😈
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stop assigning numbers to "woke" ffs
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
From what I hear you’re in for like a 150-200 hour ride, so buckle up
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Worth a fuckin’ shot, I guess
Appealing my suspension to bluesky mods because of the following skeet: “I just answered a survey for what was obviously a local Republican politician based on how the questions framed him in a positive light, and his opponent negatively. Nbd. But oooh they had a comment box, and I went off. Said I wanted heads on pikes. Trump needs to be hanged. Typical bloodthirstiness”
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“The Ritz Brothers?” Lost to time if you ask me, first I’ve heard of those guys
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“It don’t matter. None of this matters.”
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mr. Button-Up for Man of the Year
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The satanist cowboy
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Whiskey for my friends And blood for my horses
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Aged like raw milk
Lyrics to Bug-a-Boo by Destiny’s Child
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think people are precious about their jobs because their identities are wrapped up in them. Man, I could not give less of a fuck what happens to this bank, or the tech contracting company I work for. I'm a dad. I'm a husband. I'm a guy with lots of hobbies. My job is just how I get my family fed.
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am a spreadsheet man. It's okay if you mock me. My job is pretty stupid and I get paid a lot more for it than I should. I used to be a warehouse man. I worked ten times as hard and got paid less than half of what I make now. If I could I'd go back to being a warehouse man, but life is expensive.
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
compiling a coffee table book of LinkedIn Fables
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bank tech leadership, ladies and gentlemen! Your money is safe with us!
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It is incredible to me how many meetings at work involve like five or more people collectively working together for 60 minutes to make our boss Less Confused
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I MAY BE STUPID BUT AT LEAST I DON'T THINK CHAT GPT IS MY FRIEND

-daShareZ0ne
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this hits hard as a parent who had to hear this cloying-ass song every day for WEEKS
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the many things the pearl-clutchers don’t understand is that saying these things out loud forces vultures like Wolff — who was definitely sitting on this until his next book — to start vomiting up what they know.
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it's like 2.5 more days until I get my account back
youtube.com
Holy Fuck - "Bird Brains" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Innovative Leisure
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
genuinely curious how many people are going to use this because they planned on reenlisting anyway because as a former enlisted, I can't imagine this working on even the dumbest motherfuckers I served with
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 19/08/2026
US soldiers can play GTA VI for 4 days if they agree to reenlist for a minimum of two years and up to six years. Very normal country.
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
at first I did not understand what I was looking at, and thinking "is this the new 'in Minecraft?'"
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Punished Projectile Teeth @projectileteeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
finally a bathroom for stand-up wipers
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