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Project Azar

@projectazar.com
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Kansas Attorney, Debate and Forensics Coach, Elder Millennial Gamer, General Nonsense Purveyor (He/Him) Willing to be told I'm wrong if it means I can learn what is right. Always read the alt text.

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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 29/09/2026
I have the visual arts skill of inattentive squirrel, but this is my rough mockup.
Mockup of a Kansas Flag, with an amber wave, a blue field, and four white stars.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 27/09/2026
This was hard to choose. These aren't the best games or necessarily my favorites. But games that each had a significant part of my life.
A list of 9 images that are the covers of video games. The 9 games listed are: Half Life 2, Face of Mankind, World of Warcraft, Halo 2, Pokémon Blue, Persona 5, NFL 2K, Tin Star, Golden Sun.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 26/09/2026
A screen at BNA showing a flight to KC boarding.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 09/07/2026
It's quite popular on here, but Tragic Prelude has always stuck with me since I saw as a 12 year old in 2002. It's gorgeous and huge in person, the detail is enthralling, and the imagery is beyond iconic. I joke Kansas has an adjudged domestic terrorist on our walls.
John Brown in frontier of fit looking like a mad giant with a Bible in one hand, a Beecher's Bible in the other. On either side are Americans and Confederates. Brown is standing the skull of a dead confederate. On the left a prairie fire rages. On the right a tornado. Dejected settlers move from the confederate side to the American side. The American side is brighter, with flowers, and a preacher. The confederate side is dead, dying, on fire, and looking like hell.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 06/07/2026
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity Pic is your therapist. I am deeply confused, but the good news is so is Columbo.
Columbo, in trench coat, talking to William Shatner in a white suit saying, "I sometimes have a silly effect on people, you know what I mean?"
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 20/06/2026
In the near apocalyptic future of Dues Ex, one of the shocking signs of degradation of the US was a gas station with $4 gas and hyper nationalism was throughout the background of the game. It was set 20ish years from now. Anyway, if UNATCO forms... (Pic from @musicologyduck.bsky.social)
Picture of a building in DC with an image of Washington Crossing the Delaware and the text "Our Best Days are Before US" in the back ground and a gas station sign with $5 gas in the foreground.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 03/06/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence.
Columbo in a frumpy light brown coat and a black tie with white shirt looking incredulously at a man with a beige hat and blue shirt. Columbo is likely confused by the man saying something absurd about how he didn't kill his business partner in a fit of rage or how he wasn't having an affair.

One more thing, the scene is a late 70s background with a gaggle of 70s men, some old cars, and a delightful lamppost. It is what classified as blue skies in LA before the invention of air quality.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.
Frumpy looking police office in a Grey coat white shirt and black tie grabbing his head and saying "I thought I was gonna die."
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 10/05/2026
Oh look, the game is on at the Charlotte Airport and I didn't even have to ask. #KCBABY #NWSL
A bar in the Charlotte Airport with a TV up in the air. The TV is showing the tail end of the first half of the KC Current game.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 24/04/2026
Ah gotcha. Apparently this is how they do press conferences in the oval now. Aaron Rupar clipped the press conference yesterday and they were all standing around him answering questions. The doctored photo seems to be a variant of this snagged during the press conference.
Trump falling asleep in the Oval while MAHA folks talk about nonsense behind him.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good (?) that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Taco Bell Nacho Fries (2018 - Present)
Taco Bell Nacho Fries. There is a stylized yellow half circle with purple text that says Limited Time in the upper left corner. In the center a purple container with a bell on it with red gold fries. In the lower right a black container with yellow nacho cheese.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 20/03/2026
For Hire: Fall Guy, Heavily Abused.
Job posting reading: Schneiders Saddlery (75yo, mid-8 figure revenue, profitable) is hiring someone to own the entire tech stack. 100% of our code is AI-generated. The CEO builds POCs with Claude Code. We need someone to make them production-ready.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 05/03/2026
Post an iconic horror movie image.
The ending of The Mist (2017). A man covered in blood is kneeling, screaming because he just killed his son and friends believing there was no hope of survival only to be rescued by the military following an eldritch monster attack.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 01/03/2026
Yuuup!
Hillary Knight in a Torrent jersey waving at the crowd.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 28/02/2026
The @minnesotafrost.com may not be playing this game, but it's my first #PWHL game!
A hockey rink with the Seattle and Toronto logos in the background and a hat with the Minnesota Frost logo in the fore ground.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 19/02/2026
Do you want 40K Cathedral Ships? This is how you get 40K Cathedral Ships!
A Warhammer 40K Imperium of Man Space Battleship with a cathedral on top and child like wonder coming out of the cannon port holes.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 17/02/2026
Did you know Naoko Takeuchi, the creator of Sailor Moon, is a licensed pharmacist. Pic Unrelated
Classic Sailor Moon meme. Top frame is Tuxedo Mask with his cape held out with the label "Placebo Mask" added. He is saying, "My job here is done."

Second frame is Sailor Moon looking up at Tuxedo Mask saying, "But you didn't do anything."

The third frame is Tuxedo Mask fwipping his cape and turning away. He is labeled "Placebo Mask" again.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 10/02/2026
I sometimes measure the daily news by how much I see @infinitescream.bsky.social. I see it was a really bad day today.
Endless Screaming screaming endlessly in reply to a number of Bsky posts.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
A scene from Columbo. A man in a blue suit and yellow striped tie standing behind a man in a brown trench coat. They stand in front of a house, and are walking away from it.

The man in the blue suit says "Now what?"

Columbo says, "I don't know."
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 01/02/2026
Does Space Battleship Yamato count as a mecha program? Because a literal space battleship seems like the absolute worst choice. If not, Machine Calibers from Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet is probably the worst, because we have a dearth of space squids.
The Battleship Yamato, with it's characteristic red hull and dozens of guns, floating in space in front of Earth.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 26/01/2026
Jim Downey from the Conan Needs a Friend Podcast. He's an old white man in a green polo with a mustache, glasses, and headphones speaking into a microphone. 

The text reads, Sepp Blatter? The Corrupt Soccer Guy?!
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 01/01/2026
Can someone smarter than me tell me what this sign says. I only went to a state school and I thi I I must be in the throws of a stroke. (Kroger is a miserable shopping experience and I wish they would get better or sell to a company that can operate a store).
Poster in a grocery store check out lane that reads:

'ti's the season to save big
Associate our brands extra savings
Limited time * 12/17-12/24

Over 18,000 Our Brands Products 20% off was 10% off current exclusions apply.

The poster is christ.as themed and features brand images.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 13/12/2025
Real police do not get offers like this. This Columbo is not a real cop, he's a crime solving fae.
Scene from Columbo in a computer lab. Columbo is standing there, bemused, in his iconic trench coat and floppy hair. He's talking to a man in a blue suit with blonde hair. The man is saying, as trascribed in subtitled, "You can use my equipment any time you like, Lieutenant." The blue suit man has a suggestive look on his face.

He stands in front of a large machine. Neither person's hands are visible. The machine is suggestively placed.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 10/12/2025
I feel Favre as a Viking is pretty cursed considering (a) how the 2009 NFC Championship game ended because of his arrogance (but also FTS) and (b) all the horrible stuff that came out after he retired.
QB Brett Favre, famous as one of Green Bays best QBs, wearing the uniform of divisional rival Minnesota Vikings in #4. He's pointing up with two fingers, which is the minimum number of unwanted sexual pictures he will send you. He is giving the face of a man plotting to exploit the State of Mississippi by robbing millions from poor people for fraud.

Also he was bad at football in 2009, demonstrated by his lack of Super Bowl Ring in this photo.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 09/11/2025
67 is dumb as hell, and anyone who hates on it is exactly why it's funny. I laugh so hard when people get mad at it that it encouraged me, a Millennial to make this stupid thing today.
Pope Leo in white holding his hands out like he is holding a large bowl talking to two Cardinals in black with red caps.

The text in yellow says "Sex Septum" which is Six Sevn in Latin.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 08/11/2025
Pope Leo in white talking to two Cardinals in black shirts and red hats making a hand motion like he's holding a big bowl. 

Text in yellow is "Sex-Spetum" which is latin for Six - Seven.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 29/09/2025
If you see this picture post a random kmavd from your device.
A picture of Columbo looking up the stairs with his arm extend. The captioning reads, "I'm sorry. He's mine. He enjoys garbage, I don't know why."

No one else is in the shot. Industrial equipment is in the background. We are left to wonder, much like Mrs. Columbo, if anyone was ever there at all.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 27/09/2025
Had a realization with my storage boxes today. Why yes, my sense of humor is dumb.
A green and orange storage box?

Sitting on a desk with other boxes in the background.Perry the storage boxes!

The green and orange storage box has a brown box on top.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 19/09/2025
Memphis will not be deterred.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 07/09/2025
Master Shake and Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force on a tennis court. Master Shake bends down and says to Meatwad "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already in your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Minecraft wolf saying "bedroom cup check! Do you have any cups or plates in your bedroom? Take a moment to take them to the kitchen."
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 01/09/2025
Power Grid is seriously one of my favorite board games ever made. The decisions and strategies are so exciting every time I play. It's basically a race game and economic engine game that ends with everyone in their calculators. Brilliant game.
Map is of Germany in 6 colors with electric pipelines across the cities and little houses across the map. In the background more pieces of different colors and some hands.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 31/08/2025
It's that time of the year (and I need to look at who I'm drafting).
Meme of a frozen turkey being moved to the fridge.

The text reads, "I don't know who needs to hear this, Its time to move your fantasy picks out of the freezer."
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 31/08/2025
Another great night at CPKC, despite Berman's best efforts to make it rain. #KCBABY #NWSL
A soccer pitch in KC. Stands are visible on the sides, and a monitor in the background. Two people visible in the foreground.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 30/08/2025
Fair. About an hour ago it looked like this:
Pic of PizzaINT showing 4 open pizza places in DC near the pentagon with above average business according to Google Places data.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 30/08/2025
Look, see for your self.
PizzINT tracker showing the 4 open pizza places near the Pentagon having busier than usual Google Places data.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 23/08/2025
Why yes it did. In fact, the territory known as Russia in this map used to be known as Ukraine.
Map of Risk, with Ukraine.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 19/08/2025
Almost done with this Start Collecting box (just assembly). I've got 6 more drones to do. I'm sure my load out is bad and the cleanup work will take some time, but this is the most I've built ever. So fun!
A collection of Tau miniatures from Warhammer 40k. All but two are unpainted. It includes a team of Fire Warriors, 1 Ethereal, 3 crisis battlesuits with a combo of fusion rifles, plasma rifles, and shield generators, and 4 drones. 

There are some drone stands in the foreground.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 09/08/2025
Sometimes the timeline works out.
Screenshot of two BSky posts. Top post from KC Blue Crew is a gif of SpongeBob that says Victory Screech! The next post is from Endless Screaming that just says AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 07/08/2025
You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you.
Title screen of Half Life 2 during the first chapter. It is a eastern European street with a crosswalk. In the background is a column with the screen, some buildings. In the far background is a massive structure called the Citadel. 

The text says Half Life 2. Below that are options saying New Game, Load Game, Friends, Options, and Quit.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 06/08/2025
If you ever wanted to play Pirates of Catan, Plunder is a pretty good approximation.
A board game with a sea map and little plastic ships with plastic pegs in them. The map is surrounded by axis of numbers and letters. There are resources cards, a coke zero, and a pen in the foreground.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 27/07/2025
I swear to god I do not know what the fuck we're doing as a country still. Trump posted (not reposted, but actually uploaded) a dumb ass picture, but if you notice, he used a fat JD meme. The fuck is happening here?
Trump Truth Social post of the OJ police chase with OJ replaced with Obama and two cops replaced one with Trump and one with a fat JD meme image.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 24/07/2025
For reference, the Kansas Seal.
The seal of Kansas. It is a series of concentric circles with the outermost circle a braid, the next circle text that reads "Great Seal of the State of Kansas" January 29, 1861 (Kansas's date of admission to the Union). The next circle is another braid. In this last circle is the seal image, which at the top has a banner with the text "Ad Astra Per Aspera (meaning to the stars through difficulties)" below that is a field of 34 stars. The rest of the seal contains: Landscape with a rising sun (the east)
River and steamboat (commerce)
Settler's cabin and a man plowing a field (agriculture) [foreground]
Wagon train heading west (American expansion / pioneer life)
Indians hunting American Bison (the buffalo are fleeing from the Indians)
Cluster of 34 stars (top of the seal) – identifying Kansas as the 34th state to be accepted into the Union of the United States.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 22/07/2025
Messing around with dual color matte PLA and what do you know, it does change colors depending on the angle you look at it! It's not much, but it does happen. Neat! I need to try a silk next time. This is Inland (Microcenter) PLA Matte on a Bambu A1 Mini.
A pink dragon on a 3D Printer print bed. A screen is visible in the lower part of the image foreground. A yellow bin and shelves in the background.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 05/07/2025
A female-presenting robot face in green with spindly wires coming off the face like lighting. The face has glowing green eyes. It is surrounded by orange, green, and blue glowing rectanges. 

The closed captioning says:

SHODAN: My analysis of historical data suggests a 97.34% probablity
SHODAN: that you are aware of my birth on your planet,
SHODAN: and my rebirth into beauty on Citadel Station.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 04/07/2025
Jason sure seems nice...
Triumph the comic dog saying "for me to poop on!"
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 24/06/2025
Stick figure opening its mouth with its finger up in the top panel, then closing its mouth and pulling its finger partly down in the second panel, demonstrating it being cowed.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 21/06/2025
It's a hot bright night for soccer! But it's always a good night at CPKC! #NWSL #KCBABY
Shot of a soccer field from behind the net. Players are getting warmed up. A jumbotron is visible in the background.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 20/06/2025
I love Power Grid. One of my favorite boardgames. One of its best aspects is the subtle propaganda throughout the game. It's decidedly Euro with more engagement than your typical Euro. Play board games. It's good to be with others right now.
A US map board game with pieces of different colors on the board. Paper money of different colors is in the foreground. A person in a blue shirt with a rainbow wristband is in the background.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 05/06/2025
The idea is to fill bluesky with pictures of hotdogs and hamburgers.
An AI prompt that says, "Show me an ascii hotdog" 

Bold text ASCII Hotdog

Next line the text is "Here is an ASCII representation of a hotdog

Then an ASCII image of the word "hot" in lower case. 

Finally "This image depicts a simple text-based illustration of a hotdog."
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