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Prof. NoFace

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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bruno Mars has some catchy songs but he has the weirdest look. It reminds me of late '90s boy band meets Max Headroom if he was really computer generated and the computers had gotten a little better. I don't mean that derogatorily, I just mean the look seems very deliberate and a unique choice.
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molly 🏳️‍⚧️ @gnomon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm no expert, but between local 58, candle cove, broodhollow, etc., it sure seems like kris straub was a key tributary to the cultural river that produced the current moments being had by analog horror, creepypasta horror, and lovecraftian comedy. Maybe try hiring/funding him directly?
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Far more beguiling than the idea that evil can be destroyed by throwing a piece of expensive jewelry into a volcano is the possibility that evil can be defused by talking. The fantasy of justice is more interesting than the fantasy of fairies, and more truly fantastic." Sir Terry Pratchett
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is anyone else old enough to remember those commercials, or like in my case the reference to those commercials in Aladdin, where Tupperware "burped" and that was how you knew it was sealed? You know what burps? Things that eat. MIMICS that eat.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I knew all that chittering they do was slurs of some kind.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This person on IMDB tried to slip Willow into the Star Wars cannon and thought we wouldn't notice.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Star Wars fans hating Star Wars is a tradition almost as old as Star Wars and I wish people would stop talking about it as if it's a recent thing. Just off the top of my head: 1997- special edition 1999- the prequels 2008- clone wars movie 2015- the sequels 2018- solo
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This #MTG card brothers me. It seems like a major missed opportunity. The card text SHOULD be: "Listen To Your Mother - Sacrifice Battered Cow. Create a treasure token. You Know Best - Sacrifice Battered Cow. Search your library for a card named Magic Beans and put it into play tapped."
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey @cnn.com , fun fact you might not be aware of: Some Toyota forklifts can lift 125k lbs, dwarfing the human record of 1,085 lbs by almost x125. Maybe you would like to do an article about that naturally equitable and fair comparison of training and endurance? No?
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just thinking and damn, how many lives has Capt Picard lived through?! 1. His normal life (TNG - Picard) 2. Kamin's life in The Inner Light 3. Part of his blue shirt life in Tapestry 4. His old man / new Encounter At Far Point life in All Good Things So...2, almost 3 if you count the bits?
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I remembered that one PAX when the surprise guest at the Acq Inc live show was Blip reprising his role as Tony Serial from season 1 of The C-Team and the crowd went wild with nostalgia? Man, I love when people who have been there from the beginning get the recognition they deserve 💜 #PAX
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Ryan Hartman @ryanhartman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Such an amazing PAX East, one for the record books for sure. Thank you to all the fans, exhibitors, and enforcers that made it so special. Also I'm glad everyone seemed to love Blip, the mascot we've definitely always had forever.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
PAX East, Goodbye for another year. As always the ending is bittersweet, but all the other moments were pure joy 💜 #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
It's FINAL FORM!!! (Loud video game boss noise)
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"Paint a mini, take a mini" Is one of my favorite relaxation activities at PAX. The line has been pretty long all weekend but my daughter and I snuck in this morning first thing. I did a piranha plant and she did a Meowio. #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Note to self for tomorrow: GET. THAT. PIN! And maybe a shirt and definitely also some stickers. And the pin.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Considering picking up a new TTRPG system while at #PAX today. Does anyone have any opinions, go to or bad, about Mazes or Blades in the Dark? They both look fun and fairly simple to start off. #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
For anyone at #PAXEast, the @cookiebrigade.bsky.social booth in the tabletop area is giving out "PAXMASTER" challenge cards for a $5 donation. Complete the challenge, win a prize. My son was sent on a quest to locate hidden letters and unscramble them. Letters found, Unscrambling in progress... #PAX
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Gotta' say, I think I can remember the first PAX East we're little stick on flags for your badge were available, and I kind of love how the implementation has grown. Badge customization as a personal statement is a concept that has definitely grown on me. #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ablegamers has a line of specialty Pokemon pins that are all the adorable and representative. As One might expect from a place like PAX, the "Sensory Overload" Pikachu is the best seller here 😁
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My kids played a party combat game yesterday called Dino Might that they really enjoyed it. (It's on steam, take a look). I really enjoyed coloring in a dinosaur whom I also made very dapper.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Everyone be cool. The Imperium of Man is here. Remember, it's "Emperor Of Mankind". "Corpse Emperor" makes them get all shooty. #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Today I bought a massive 5lb weighted dragon plush from @weightedwildlife.bsky.social for my Autistic 2yro... At the BEGINNING of the day... And have thus been carrying it for the ENTIRE day... Don't make my mistakes 🦾⛓️‍💥😖 #PAX #PAXEast @
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Can a young teenager who can't drive a real car drive a virtual one? Most of them, probably. This one, only with the loosest possible interpretation of the word drive. He did have a fantastic time careening on and off the road however. #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I posted about one of these yesterday, but there is one by every bathroom and the art is as admirable as the message so I wanted to highlight some of the cool ones I've seen:
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Jerry may I get your opinion? The 8-bit section of my display pins is lopsided because Mike has one more character than you do (in 8-bit pin form at least) Who would make the best companion for Omin and Jerry? Kemper, Fruit Fucker, or Merch maybe? Green flame? Other? @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com #pax
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Huh. Redbull seems to have set up a medieval tavern in the middle of the expo floor. Definitely Weird. Possibly Cool?
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Good morning #PAX people!
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We are staying at a hotel for #PAXEast The hotel has cable TV This is such a foreign concept to my teenage children that my son just asked "Does the movie keep playing while the commercials are going?" The world they now inhabit isn't even in the same solar system as the world I grew up in 🤦‍♂️ #old
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Pictured: My teenage daughter playing Mario Party DS on her Zelda DS lite with a random person on their 3DS while in line at the Nintendo booth waiting to play Pokemon Champions. This is a quintessential #PAX experience. I love it. @nintendousa.bsky.social #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Make-A-Strip was fantastic. There Is nothing quite like watching Mike draw, listening to Jerry spin a yarn, and see The two of them quip in person. And my daughter's pocket notebook is now full of Gabes and Ninja Turtles. #PAX #PAXEast @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com @cwgabriel.bsky.social
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Gods damn, I love it here #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
URGENT @penny-arcade.com UPDATE: @cwgabriel.bsky.social claims to NOT be a Ditto masquerading as a person. The investigation is still ongoing...
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Ringmaster of Ringmasters, @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com, is here to master these rings! #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Coming soon...!!! #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Update: My son defeated his sister in round one, thank got creamed by an experienced player in round two but they both report having a ton of fun and are all smiles so mission accomplished 👍 #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I had no idea how much I needed a human-sized Dice Tower in my life until this moment... #PAX #PAXEast
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
First order of #PAX business: my two oldest participating in their first magic together tournament. TMNT themed. They are having a blast!
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
In the expo hall queue mere minutes from being let loose 🎉
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Good Morning fellow PAX East attendees! And good morning to everyone else too!
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
So all the pandas without black eye spots are photoshop or AI, right? I can't find a single image not from Reddit or Facebook so basically slightly less reliable than the wall of a public bathroom stall. Remember when you could see something interesting on the Internet and it was real? I'm old 😣
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I just watched an interesting video, and I'll talk about my thoughts on it later but I need to ask everyone a serious question: Pronouncing the word "Lava": 1. Both 'A's the same like in 'father'? 2. The first 'A' like in 'hat' and the second 'A' like in 'father'?
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Taking my son to see Markiplier's Iron Lung movie For his birthday. He is VERY excited.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"Sometimes an enigmatic little man will pose you a riddle, that's just life." -Ted Ed- I'd take that over a lot of the trials life seems to actually have. Imagine if after surgery a sphinx from the hospital billing department came in and if you solved their riddle your medical bills were free.
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Part of tonight's dinner is twice baked potato mice. You know, of the "Not a creature was stirring, not even a..." variety. Merry pre-Christmas all.
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🔥 eldritch smite 🔥COMMISSIONS OPEN - LOOKING FOR WORK! @eldritchsmite.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I’m looking for work so I’m opening 6 commission slots for Dec-Jan! Please e-mail me for any inquiries, I’d love to draw for you!
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I like selling my space ghost print because it’s fun to watch all the millennials go “OH NO WAY”
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Prof. NoFace @profnoface.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Me: *Text about gift buying* My phone: "How about a custom emoji to go with that text?" Me: "Um, okay, sure. Maybe like a wrapped gift box?" My phone: "Okay, I heard present that is also an infinitly recursive grasping horror?"
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