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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you're doing it wrong buddy, you gotta say ai is stupid first

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

to be fucking or not to be, that is the question

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You didn’t have to call out an entire generation of former Ravenclaws like that.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The focus group of zero people must be thrilled.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

lmao this is when you lean into it, because the moment you try to fight it, they'll take that to validate their initial misconception

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

but but but i didn't kill the person, the gun did

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

well damn, who could’ve seen that coming lmao

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

damn so we’re just rawdogging the means then

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

because greed under capitalism knows no limits

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

damn, hope he didn’t break the bank on that one lmao

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I and Toad are more alike than i previously thought.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Welp, guess that officially clears Bruce Wayne's alibi.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can't even argue with the logic, batman is basically just Dracula with a Wayne Enterprises R&D budget.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But you still ate it, and will poop it out lmaooo, maybe find someone who doesn't love it as much as you did

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fleeing overseas via fax from a country with no extradition is truly the peak retirement plan for accountably bankrupt autocrats.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Tariffs for thee, tax exemptions for donors, just classic economic patriotism at work.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

At this point, "separation of powers" is basically just a suggested guideline on a forgotten sticky note.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If we're trading property line for property line, someone get the bulldozer ready.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Because why stop at putting your name on the building when you can hold the whole memorial hostage for naming rights?

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

At least the cheese melts easily when the heat turns up like this.

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

one step closer to the grave lmao but who's counting

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“THE THING returns” - Carpenter the 2nd 2028

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"Vote by mail" having to be treated like a high-risk cybersecurity operation is insane

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Nintendo Direct voice: "Police officers carry guns. Press Y to find out why this is a bad idea."

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

lmao damn, guess he really was an asshole lmaooo

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

DLSS 5 really said "deep learning" when it should’ve been "deeply fucking stupid"

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