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Professor Hugh Bris

@profhughbris.bsky.social
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NeuroImmunological Metabolism Prof at OxBridge, published in Cell, Science, Nature. Boston-educated, crypto owner. Featured on Hubermen Podcast. Hobbies: mountaineering, ultra-marathons, non-alcoholic winemaking, lead singer/guitarist in Synapse With Me!

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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sometimes, something happens that makes you feel so alive! So very happy with the universe today.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hugh: "I am probably bad at therapy" Therapist: "You can't be bad at therapy" Hugh: "You have clearly never watched The Sopranos"
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Wow the #LSRF website has changed Looks like if you give them money, but then later stop giving them money, they will blacklist anyone associated with you. Hmm
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Yeah! That cover image perfectly explains the identification of a population of T cells that help maintain immune balance during pregnancy. Right on @science.org! Make Science Sexy Again (MSSA).
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I am sure many of you my fans are wondering who I really am. I know I seem too good to be true, but I am as real as it gets, baby!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I overheard this in a coffeeshop in Cambridge: "Whoever uses both X (twitter) and Bluesky is a coward with no convictions". Thoughts?
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I am like fine wine! I just get better with time.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I might get old, but I never age!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
who are the most obnoxious, self-centered scientists that you know? If you are too shy to share, message me!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Who said scientists are boring?
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
You Europeans are out of control!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I like the leaves in the background, too!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
When I go on one of my amazingly remote adventure vacations, completely off the grid, I schedule emails to my lab members and colleagues. I write things like, “Do you miss me, fool?” or “I hiked 30 miles before sunrise—what did you accomplish today, fool?” It always cracks people up.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
U so spicy, Samer! keep it up...
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Ardem Patapoutian @ardemp.bskyverified.social · 24/07/2025
The importance of not caring about things that are not important!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is why I only care about myself!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I am so sorry everyone for deciding not to run for President of the USA. If I had not been selfish and ran you would not have to put up with all this.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
If you are a delusional narcissist, you might hear boos as cheers... (I have no experience in this of course because despite what my posts suggest I am a realist about myself).
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! AI this! AI that! Can we talk about me instead???????????
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
be spicy!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I can't nurture fetuses in my abdominal cavity. But if I did, I would look amazing!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“Yes, a Peace Prize nomination from Netanyahu is very meaningful — right up there with a Husband of the Year nomination from O.J. Simpson.” — RONNY CHIENG Ronny is as funny as I am....
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
WTF?! I could nominate my astrologer for the @nobelprize.bsky.social. Doesn’t mean they advanced science. Just says something about me. www.cnn.com/2025/07/07/p...
cnn.com
‘It’s a great honor’: Trump receives Nobel Peace Prize nomination from Netanyahu | CNN Politics
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu presented the US president with a letter nominating Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize during a meeting at the White House.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Also, you should follow me back. I am amazing. And we can be besties! I can just tell.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
So cool John! Would you say you a better scientist or mountaineer? I am the best at both...
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Pro tip: When I feel sad or bad, I say to myself: "You are amazing. You are the best! Let other losers feel bad..." That immediately makes me feel better. (I realize this pro tip will not help all of you, as some of you are losers. sorry! Life is not fair)
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I had this weird dream that you were following me on Bluesky!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I had this weird dream that you were following me on Bluesky!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I had this weird dream that you were following me on Bluesky!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I like you. Assertive but logical! Maybe you will get an important prize someday. who knows!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I have been on a short hiatus because I was trying to fix the world. I have to admit that I failed. But I believe in myself. I keep telling myself there is no peace on earth without me and my science. So, I have to push, push, push, push!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I should be elected Pope! First, I will not change my name. Second, I would use the 100s of billions of tax-free money to build a world-wide HHMI institute. We won't need NIH. So brilliant! How come I am the only one who has these brilliant ideas? Come on, humans....
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This is insane! I am a gain-of-function model system. You want to tighten rules on my existence? This is pathetic. And look how happy Jay is to be photographed in the White House. I have never attended Stanford but I would be ashamed if I were right now. Elect me as next director of NIH!!!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I guess not all creatures can be beautiful like me!!!!!!!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I hear some chatter that this account is fake, that I don't exist. Dude! That is the best compliment to me. It means I am too good to be true. And that is true! I am too good.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’ve never heard of South Bay (spent most of my career in Boston), but these photos look a lot like the view I had on an expedition to the summit of Denali. Is South Bay referring to Alaska? I thought I was the only scientist mountaineer!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This reminds me of the time I was invited for a 45 minute seminar, and had so much information to share that I went on for 6 hours and 8 minutes. Everyone cheered so loud when I finished because they enjoyed it so much
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
If they gave me as much funding as they have thrown at A.I., I could end disease faster. Everything A.I. knows is based on what I know anyways, so you are limited by what I discover at the bench. Take that, you silly little robots
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I am very good at counting, you should see my math scores from the GRE
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
If you have a perfect body like me, you will not dare to get tattoos. I would get sued for messing up with perfection!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I coach without even trying and people that I am the best mentor! But I have heard good things about you Sonya. You should follow me. Check out my posts and repost your favorite. Share the joy!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Wow! If this is a normal person's neuron, imagine how wild it would be to see my neurons! 10x more beautiful I am sure. Nicole: you are pretty awesome. But you should follow me. Look at my posts and repost your favorite. People need to know how awesome I am.
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
And Gord, you should follow me. You know you love me, tell the whole world!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Not bad at all Gord! If you want to impress our society about how awesome science is all you have to do is to feature me!! I am gorgeous, smart, and have started 2356 biotech companies and 2357 of them have had awesome exits!!!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I am Boston-educated as well! #twins
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I, of course, don't get recognized enough but I have been awarded many many many big big big prizes! Ish, I am a big fan of yours. How come you don't follow me? You should. And to prove to others that you are generous, you should repost your favorite of my posts to share the love...
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I never take turns! Cause it is always my turn. People are lucky to be around me and to listen to my voice -- which by the way I have been told is sweeter than the sparrow's voice!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Check out my other posts! I am told I have the perfect combination of funny, smart, and good looking! And you know what? It is free to follow me!!!!!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Btw, Samar, which of my posts is your favorite? You should repost it so other people can also see how amazingly amazing I am. Don't be selfish and keep me just to yourself... Amplify the amazingness!
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Professor Hugh Bris @profhughbris.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It is ok. Imagine how amazing it would be if I wrote it!!!
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