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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

What it feels like to throw away for in front of my dog

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I thought it said “Missy fought me & won”

“Miss fought for me & won” on a billboard

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

When I hit “search this area” in google maps, it has NEVER shown me BLACKPINK

Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 06/12/2025

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I was on a shoot at a facility owned by Tech N9ne and I was so stoked about it!

A brunette woman wearing a dark grey hood is taking a selfie in front of a promotional image of the musical artist Tech N9ne.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

🎶Attend the tail of Peeny Prod, the Semen Barber of Skeet Skeet 🎶

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

The McRib is the chicken mcnugget of pork.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Wicked. More like Liquid. (I cried a bunch of times)

Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 20/11/2025

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On our way to ColossalCon north! We haven't done this one before, so I'm excited, but a little nervous about how many people will show up for the @professorshyguy.bsky.social shows. Fingers crossed!!! #colossalcon

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

My guess. Tr*mp is gonna release the Epstein files super doctored without him in them, it’ll be mostly Democrats, and he’ll say “I was trying to protect the Democrats, that’s why I fought so hard to stop them”

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

“We need a prominent human in the Avatar movies, should we make him relatable?” “No, make him a white guy with dreads that literally hisses at people”

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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 04/11/2025

Needed to make a little music with @professorshyguy.bsky.social

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

The show this Thursday is all ages! And will rock hard, we’ll have our drummer jamming with us as well!

Flier for a show at Sk8bar this Thursday at 7

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Playing Sk8bar in Kansas City in a week (Nov 6) Old friend Crunkwitch is coming to Kansas City, let’s show him how rad it is here! You’ll be rewarded with sick jams. Phase Distorter is also gonna jam. @blytherenay.com and Jaylen will be performing with me so it’ll be Shyguy in full force!

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I realized my mother wishes for me to fail at everything in hopes I come crawling back to her in need of help. She doesn't want the best for me, she wants to be a savior. She said I needed to move back in with her and she would feed me every day. That's not real love, that's bragging rights.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

My mom in talking in the family group chat about how she foud my bible from when I was 16 and that she'll "send it when I'm ready". I'm good. I don't need a book about "loving everyone" from a lady who says the n word. I'm not a person to her, I'm a challenge.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

One of my favorite parts of the live action Tekken movie is how everyone is afraid of Yoshimitsu, but nobody mentions that he’s the only one allowed to bring a sword to a fist fight.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

One Battle After Another was described as a screwball adventure. I mean kinda, lol, it’s VERY CURRENTLY RELEVANT which kind of takes a bit of the screw away from the ball. It was awesome, though. Super stressful and Benicio Del Toro was 11/10.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I first saw Jackass 3D in a double feature with Paranormal Activity 2 before it.

Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 25/09/2025

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We had such an amazing @professorshyguy.bsky.social show on Friday. I really needed that. 💜💜💜

A brunette woman wearing a light gray, sparkly jacket and a maroon skirt is dancing with one hand on a microphone while a drummer drums behind her. The drummer is cool as fuck and very good at his job, like ridiculously good. Trust me.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I haven’t been rehearsing at home because I thought the musical wasn’t going to happen.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

It’s spirit week for the musical I’m in. We’re doing “white lies” today.

A white tshirt with “I’m not afraid you can see my back hair through this shirt” written in sharpie

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Maybe the rapture DID happen and if being Christian was a prerequisite then nobody was worthy.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

When you zoom way way way in on any sphere, it looks flat. Characteristic of flat earther’s very very narrow view and refusal to see the big picture.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

We play tonight in Kansas City 3 groovy and/or dancey bands!

Flier for a show tonight at 7 with Professor Shyguy, Jamwich, and Neon Signs at the Rino in Kansas City

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

In the case im vague-ing about she also lied about “supporting me” all these years and buying my merch. As if I can’t see all my own merch sold that I make and send out myself.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Republicans be like “I haven’t talked to you in 20 years and hate gay people but I can’t believe you would unfriend me on Facebook because of that. You’re so hateful”

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Zero things. You can pay a small amount of money to bot somebody and get their albums taken down.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

One of my songs got 1000 streams in a day on Spotify, I guess somebody put a bot on it. I know I didn’t. CD baby removed the entire album without telling me & when I appealed, they said “we know you probably didn’t do it but we aren’t reinstating or refunding anything” We’re in hell.

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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 15/09/2025

I watched a video of my #Borderlands4 mission last night, and was SO happy with the result! I have loved Claptrap for a looooooong time, and getting to have SUCH fun interactions with him was a real joy. I am so lucky to have my voice next to @jimforonda.bsky.social 's.

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a cartoon drawing of a robot with a camera on its head

Alt: A yellow and white robot shaped like an upside down triangle with skinny robot arms is doing a little dance on his one wheel.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

The Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack is stupid. It shouldn’t be that good. It’s too good. It’s way way too good.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

The Indian place is called Korma Sutra, lol. That isn’t why it’s my favorite.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Well, bad luck birthday again this year. Luckily before my mom’s call & the end of the night were GREAT. Got butter chicken from my favorite local Indian place. Watched Weapons, one of my favorite movies, with a couple friends who hadn’t seen it. Played a bunch of Borderlands 4 w/ my best friend.

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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 12/09/2025

Borderlands 4 is out and I'm a talking toilet. Good night, world.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

When a movie is stressful and needs an instantly calming likable person, they keep getting David Jonsson and it’s a perfect choice. He played an “emotionless android” in Alien and was instantly endearing.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

“I looked at this woman in her optic stems”

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

The part I didn’t like about the new Conjuring movie is when they were like “the Warrens pushed forward paranormal research at a time when it was ridiculed”. So yeah, they were frauds who opened the floodgates for more frauds to prey on the vulnerable. Good job, yall.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Playing in Kansas City later this month! We’re doing the narrative set, also playing with my friend Beth’s band. I hadn’t played with her in over 10 years and we both ended up in Kansas City! It’s all ages, so expect fight a couple children to press the button.

Flier for a show at the Rino on Sept 20th show at 8 with Neon Signs and Jamwich

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I thought it would be cheesier, it was plenty cheesy with silly jokes, but like what a great tone.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Making a Toxic Avenger movie with a-list actors was a gamble and damn did it pay off. That movie ruled hard. #thetoxicavenger

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

AutoZone sold me a brand new battery that didn’t work. Which means they also sold me a heart attack when my car didn’t turn on. They swapped it out no problem. Just a heart attack.

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I just did my first musical audition since college, and my first dance call ever. look, for my first dance call I feel very happy with the way it went. The one thing that didn’t have me do was sing, and that’s my strong suit, lol.

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

When auditioning for musicals should I get one of those realistic rubber masks of Ben Platt’s face and say “I’m doing Waving Through a Window from the movie version of Dear Evan Hansen”

Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

So, Weapons was an absolute banger of a film

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Professor Shyguy @professorshyguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Sometimes when I’m by myself, but in public, I will still talk out loud to memes on my phone. And if I notice somebody near me sometimes I’ll say “send“ so they think I’m texting.