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Blythe Renay

@blytherenay.com
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She/Her 🏳️‍🌈 | Performer | 📍KC 🎙️Voice Actor (GenIVIV #Borderlands | Colette #KingmakerHistories) 🎶Half of Professor Shyguy Rep: Moxie Talent www.blytherenay.com

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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 29/09/2026
Curious if anyone who has experienced imposter syndrome (and whomst among us has not??), felt it largely go away at some point. And if so, was there something that triggered it? Also, how old were you?
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 28/09/2026
I forgot about a frozen meal in my purse last week, so I had to spend the day de-spaghettifying my purse organizer, makeup bag, etc. Do not recommend.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 25/09/2026
Am I the only one who thought "fiat" was just a kind of car, and didn't realize it's also a word worth a meaning?
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 21/09/2026
Everyone is making fun of Ed Sheeran's white tears, but it's much worse than that. He talked for 10 minutes after that and his voice never wavers once. He's fucking PRETENDING to cry. Yeet this man into the sun.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 21/09/2026
God, I hate football season. My whole house is stressed out while idiots in the neighborhood celebrate touchdowns or whatever with fireworks. So fucking stupid.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 14/09/2026
Everyone wish @professorshyguy.bsky.social a happy birthday! Best partner I could never have imagined.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 11/09/2026
I got a cat door to put in our window so the cats can go out to the catio. And of course, we can lock it when we don't want them out there. Except my little bowling ball of a gray boy figured out how to SLAM his way through it in the locked setting. So now we refer to him as the cattering ram.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 06/09/2026
Nothing like a good night's rest ruined by nightmares about an ex showing up, aliens trying to abduct me via Discord (?!), and the girl who currently can't keep my name out of her mouth. NO, YOU'RE STRESSED!!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 04/09/2026
Nothing like a little retail therapy that ALSO benefits your friends' silly little horror parody musicals. Did I NEED a purse designed like bat wings and Betsy Johnson spider earrings? Fuck you, yes I did.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 02/09/2026
I don't want to brag, but a Trader Joe's JUST OPENED TODAY like 6 minutes away from my house.
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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 30/08/2026
A coffee shop that only plays Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, and the like. Punky Brewsters
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 26/08/2026
I need the universe to chill. I'm tired.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 24/08/2026
Look, I don't want to brag, but I watched a play today and the guy that played Al Borland was like 4 rows away from me...
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Hair Tuck Devious
Alt: A woman who is probably streaming a game on twitch is tucking a non existent piece of hair behind her ear and glancing at the camera in a way thats a little flirtatious.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 24/08/2026
So, I was doing a musical and haven't followed up on this post, but we've been fostering Clove for the last 2 months!! Now help me get her adopted through @kcpetproject.bsky.social 💜💜💜 kcpetproject.org/animal-detai...
A brunette woman is kneeling next to, and smiling at, a large yellow dog who has her tongue out and is looking to the side. The text on the photo says "help me find Clove's forever family!"A yellow dog with black ears is standing on a comfy red chair. It looks like she is smiling at the camera with her mouth open.A yellow dog with black ears is lying on a bed with a brown dog. Their backs are touchingA yellow dog with black ears is lying on a couch, fully on her back with her front paws in the air and back legs splayed open. It's very classy.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 23/08/2026
Why don't we all call Cybertruck owners Cybercucks?
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 22/08/2026
When I check the men's bathroom at work, I knock really loudly in case anyone is still in there. And then I say, "HelloooooOOO? New neighbors??? I made you a pie!"
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 22/08/2026
I'm literally doing it RIGHT NOW thinking that I already posted something like this at some point. Omg, it's just anxiety, for sure. 🤣
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 22/08/2026
Is there a word for when you finish a conversation and then your brain spirals thinking that you've ALREADY told that person the thing/story/witty quip that you said to them at some point in the not-so-distant past? The Germans must have a word for this or something. Is it just called anxiety?
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 22/08/2026
I can't recommend this enough!! We absolutely loved it. If it's near you, it's SO worth it! Don't think about it, just go.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 20/08/2026
During a discussion about SapphicCon in a work meeting: Coworker: What's Sapphicom? Managing Director: Sapphic. Con. Coworker: What does sapphic mean? The entire room pauses. Me: ... Lesbians. Coworker: Oh, hell yeah!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 11/07/2026
I loathe an audition room where no one talks to you but the pianist.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 03/07/2026
I was driving to work and looked over to see someone giving me the Vulcan salute! I think it's the first time I've ever seen anyone notice the Star Trek decal that's been on my car for 15 years. How fun!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 01/07/2026
It's one of those angry, i-should-updats-my-resume kind of days.
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Destiny Howell @dhowl37.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My podcast is casting again! If it's your fantasy to *act* in a fantasy, now's your chance!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 25/06/2026
Am I going to get a call from HR if I google the word "glizzy"?
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 25/06/2026
Unlocking new holds in class! Getting stronk!!!
A brunette woman wearing a dark pink tank top is doing a pole dance move. Her body is sideways and almost fully horizontal with one knee hooked on the pole, the other leg extended behind the pole, and both arms on either side of her legs.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 25/06/2026
Is there a higher compliment than your 23 year old sister telling you that your outfit "eats"??? 😭😭😭
A brunette woman is sitting in front of a wall covered in band fliers from past concerts. She is wearing dark clothes with fishnets and knee high, lace up boots, which she is looking at and adjusting
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 24/06/2026
I just signed up for a meeting about being a dog foster. I'm nervous! Why am I nervous???
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 24/06/2026
Is there an account on here that's aggregating the posts that are like... silly stories? On IG they always show me the beginning of posts like this to get me to join Threads, but I'm not gonna do that. I just want to read stories of weird situations or funny anecdotes. Help!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 23/06/2026
A migraine WHILE I'm on my period seems like cruel and unusual punishment.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 20/06/2026
I'm going to lose my mind if I see another AI event poster. They're all the same, and they're all TERRIBLE. It makes me so angry!!!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 15/06/2026
Monday is normally one of my days off, but today I'm working 3 jobs back to back. Send caffeine.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 12/06/2026
People are truly awful, and I just want this whole debacle to be over. I've cried, I've yelled, I've cried some more. And all because I found a dog who needed help, and I didn't walk away.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 12/06/2026
Holy shit, the first episode dropped. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE FIRST EP OF SEASON 2 DROPPED?!?!?! #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 11/06/2026
Too much crying this morning, so we went on a photo shoot at work to distract from life.
Two women in orange tee shirts are lying on a mirror floor and smiling. One of them is taking the photo in a mirror on the ceiling.
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The Kingmaker Histories - Audio drama @kingmakerpod.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#7
SOUND: Colette throwing up in a rubbish bin.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 11/06/2026
Today was really hard.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 10/06/2026
It's been a hell of a week. Looking at huge vet bills for a dog that isn't mine, and another brain surgery in Brandt's future (less invasive but still...). So now's a good a time to mention our nerdy apparel and accessory shop: @bleachykeen.bsky.social We also do custom orders and small runs!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 10/06/2026
It's been a long fucking week, and I don't work on Mondays.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 09/06/2026
"Pets are personal property" is a fucked up sentence, and I hope I never hear it again.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 08/06/2026
I girl bossed so hard today.
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Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
Alt: Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
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TheSL @thesl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fun night at the Professor Shyguy show at The Rino! @sunshinenhurcns.bsky.social @professorshyguy.bsky.social @blytherenay.com
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 07/06/2026
If you're in KC, come see the Pride parade I'm throwing on my eyelids tonight!!! And like watch me and @professorshyguy.bsky.social play our show or whatever. All ages!!!
A brunette woman in a dark green tee shirt is looking down to show off her rainbow eyeshadow.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 06/06/2026
Up early to walk the parade with my cousin's dance studio. Obviously the boy came with us. Got a @professorshyguy.bsky.social concert tonight at The Rino, if you're in KC!! First one we've done in a long time, because of his brain surgery.
Photo of a Yorkie dog from behind, lying on the grass. There are several children in the background in lime green shirts, also photographed from behind.
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 06/06/2026
Happy Pride, Historians!! #AudioFiction
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 05/06/2026
Took the baby to the vet today. He is definitely emaciated but is not showing signs of long term malnourishment, which is good. @professorshyguy.bsky.social and I took him to the pet store today to get food, treats, and toys!
A brunette woman and a bald man with a beard are taking a selfie in a parked car. The woman's is holding up a Yorkie and they are all three looking at the camera!!
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 05/06/2026
Any animal rescuers have advice on how to proceed? She knows I have him but hasn't said anything else all day. He may have some neurological issues (balance, following walls, etc). He is also fairly emaciated. I'm concerned they can't or don't want to take care of him, but want to tread lightly.
Text exchange. Person 1: "Hello! I'm got your number from a chipped dog I found last night. Are you looking for him?" Person 2: "Yes."
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 05/06/2026
Any animal rescuers have advice on how to proceed? She knows I have him but hasn't said anything else all day. He may have some neurological issues (balance, following walls, etc). He is also fairly emaciated. I'm concerned they can't or don't want to take care of him, but want to tread lightly.
Text exchange. Person 1: "Hello! I'm got your number from a chipped dog I found last night. Are you looking for him?" Person 2: "Yes."
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Blythe Renay @blytherenay.com · 04/06/2026
So.... This is Nugget. He is chipped, but when I texted the owner and asked if they were missing their dog, they said (and I quote) "Yes." And that was 4 hours ago. So. Weird?
A small Yorkie is lying on his side on a gray bathroom rug. He is fucking adorable, trust me.
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