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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As all cultures have always done. But of all the thousands of times magical fairy tales have been made up to explain the natural, non-magical world around us, YOUR fairy tale got it absolutely right. Sure, pal.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But you have to understand, they only ignore the parts that limit their ability to do whatever they want. They aren't going to ignore the parts that give them presumed authority over others. Come on! It's not like religious people actually GAF about you!

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As I've always said, religion thrives where education dies.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Oh, yuck! I think I stepped in something!" *looks* "Eww! It's Frank Turek!"

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No, you were high and that guy's name was Tyrone.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Japanese are living in the best timeline.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, the bible is mostly a collection of vaguely psychotic stories about explicitly moronic or depraved people.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They know, deep down, that there is no god. They just suppress the truth in their unrighteousness.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Because American christianity itself is empty, mean-spirited, and dishonest. (Everything is soulless because souls don't exist)

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How does it feel to know that you have wasted your life even moreso than the average believer?

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Eh, I dunno. Serial killers tend to have very specific targets. Yahweh mass-murders and genocides rather indiscriminately.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The first time I heard the story of Abraham and Issac, I was like "Seriously, WTF? And this is suppose to be a happy story and a behavior that should be emulated? You're his MF'ing father, you sick f*ck!" The saddest part, however, is that I remained in that faith for another two decades.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If parents waited until a child reached the age of 13 to introduce them to religion and let them decide for themselves if they wanted to believe in it or not, all organized religion would die out in a single generation.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'll sleep in, save my money, and we'll both end up going to the exact same place when we die. Nowhere.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"It's an older meme, but it checks out!"

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They forgot the hyphen. It's "Spider-Man." Everyone always forgets the hyphen.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Remember, you know that he doesn't.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The air was formed by the natural processes of atmospheric generation. The air was moved into my body by my lungs, so that part I get the credit for. My lungs exist due to evolution/natural selection and eventually by my parents screwing.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The imaginary man in the sky always seems to get the credit, but never the blame. Interesting, that.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Credit where it is due, and it is absolutely never due to god. Fictional characters don't get credit.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

And their make-believe friend is also a sociopath.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They always ask why we demand evidence for something spiritual. Well, because faith alone is NOT a reliable path to truth. Faith alone is how you end up believing bulls#!t.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No, I avoided that one. Eating stale crackers, fine. Drinking from the same cup as some of those slovenly church-goers? No thank you.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Most questions and challenges to the christian faith are ultimately responded to with "But...magic!"

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Every Sunday, according to the religion that told me that the cracker was the actual body of Jesus.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nah, corndogs are tasty and fun. Jesus was yucky and sad.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Nonsensical woo may not be as harmful as organized religion, but it's at least as stupid.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am unfamiliar with any people or culture that atheism insists upon hating. And no one has ever tried to tell me that I'm not an atheist for not hating things. Again, I think that's a "you" thing.

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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 05/09/2026