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2 parts music, 1 part wrasslin', 3 parts ADVENTURE & a pinch spice. Shaken not stirred. 11% Rawr by volume. Proud of the 612 (Banner picture is aurora borealis from May '24)

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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brady Tkachuk strikes me as someone who would need help ordering lunch or getting a library card.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heard someone say “If marriage was beneficial to women, it would have been taken away already” and it’s really sticking with me.
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EHB on BET @ehbforbet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many people who were critical of MPD cost overruns were denounced as alarmist or anti-police. Now MPD has admitted to the abuse of overtime hours. I am grateful current leadership is cracking down but deeply frustrated by this betrayal of the public trust and the time it took to get answers.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Objectively perfect
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Bob Sullentrop Lit Drop Day! He’s running for 62B this round. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The puppet drum gets me every time.
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SEPTEMBER!!! by Earth Wind and Fire
YouTube video by PomplamooseMusic
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update: Raccoons use the street’s pipes for transport. No need to report to the city. I’ll report it here though. 🫡
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Went out to clean storm drains and in 2 of 3 of them had raccoons (!!!) in them. Do I report this anywhere? This is the first time this has happened to me. 😳😱
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's definitely feeling like the blurst of times.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shout out to caregivers having to have another hard discussion with their kiddos this morning. ❤️❤️
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Letterkenny: It's F***ing Embarrassing!
Alt: Letterkenny hockey coach: It's F***ing Embarrassing!
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Current day parenting requires so much historical explaining. Today we have: -Why is Kanye problematic? -The launching of the FOX over the air network -Can you separate the art from the artist for be sake of your childhood memories? It’s not even 9am on a Sunday. Please clap.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Move crop art to the Grandstand!
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was just a few small racks in a local gas station called E-Z Stop. I would have to make some real choices about what wrestling tapes to rent.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Such a late summer vibe.
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Cherub - Doses & Mimosas (Official Video)
YouTube video by CHERUBVEVO
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This town loves an awooo. My grandpa would let us stay up late at the lake JUST so we could go howl at the moon on the dock. Let’s go!
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyone want to go look at crop art and have a lil cry with me?
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To hear this on the current is wild.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What if it all works out…
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Nathan Coulter @nathancoulter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Myers was the deciding vote when gun violence prevention failed in the House. He also told a colleague “It’s my job to know when to vote and when not to vote” to explain why he literally hid behind a pillar rather than vote on protecting MNans from ICE. #mnleg
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poll dancing is the only reliable and stable polling in this country.
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#OnThisDay Aug 11 1992: Mall of America opens, after expansion in 2022 now the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere. As of 2025, it attracts 32-40 Million visitors annually, more than Disneyland and Disney World's Magic Kingdom combined, generating $3B in economic impact to Minnesota.
aerial view of the mall in 1995 on a postcard with the original logo, the airport and city of minneapolis skyline in the distance. crowds inside the mall on opening day, lining reflective escalators and railings in the main atrium
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Summer tiiiime and the awwoooooooo’s easy……
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#MusicMonday
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Bethany Cosentino - Natural Disaster (Official Video)
YouTube video by Bethany Cosentino
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Had a beautiful Tinyapolis morning. Incidentally ran into several friends and neighbors and just seeing them and saying hi in person was good for my heart.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dog sitting has been so nice this weekend. My house vibe feels better with dog energy in it.
Golden retriever lying on grass with a tennis ball in front of her.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The new “Morning in America.” The kids can’t be outside. The dog is bouncing off the walls. No two things are not on fire.
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ndndad @ndndad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Here's a song to pick you up. Sorry this is still relevant Woody, you would have hated these motherfuckers. youtu.be/VwcKwGS7OSQ?...
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Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
lotta folks are going to get extremely & very uncreatively homophobic about lindsey graham being dead & i think it’s important to remember you can simply celebrate the fact a warmongering bigot is dead without being shitty. drink some champagne! go for a nice walk! fuck your loved ones about it!
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
On college spring break in Cancun, my friend and I rented a car to see some Mayan ruins. We had 3 separate paper maps that, when cobbled together, gave us the general idea how to get there. Somehow, it made the day way more fun.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The “keep my house cool” routine would be easier to deal with if I could stop the emails from Xcel shaming me for my electric usage going up. I live in an old house and you’re not offering to insulate it, so stfu tyvm.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is there any way to get a hold of a real person at Hennepin County HHS? I was told "longer than normal wait times" and then hung up on. Is this the normal way of working?
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 30/06/2026
what a bizarre comment from someone who moved to eden prairie to live in a single family home, a suburb where you can really only get around being trapped in your car in the city, we aren't isolated from our neighbors the same way
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Welcome to our new least favorite reality show: Heat Island 🥵
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy Full Moon, Mercury Retrograde, Heat Warning Monday? Drink some water, and I’m so proud of you for doing what you need to do.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Getting a rain gauge has been surprisingly calming. 1.4” so far today.
Rain gauge measuring approximately 1.4” of rains with fuzzy house and plant background.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Huge thank you to everyone grilling today. The neighborhood smells amazing.
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The Recent Current Playlist @recentplaylist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Polaroid" by Durry Album: "This Movie Sucks" Time: 07:41 am
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Having way too many emotions today. Lmk if you need any extra.
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
20 minutes after ICE shot and killed Renee Good, they gave MPD orders to "hold the perimeter." ICE told MPD they would gather their own evidence. MPD held the perimeter for ICE's crime scene. And then let ICE and evidence leave. And they did it again. And again. by-design.ghost.io/ice-said-it-...
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ICE Said It Would Handle Shootings by Its Own Agents. MPD Held the Perimeters and Helped ICE Leave the Scene.
On the morning Renee Good was fatally shot by an ICE agent, the failure was not that MPD did not show up quickly enough. It was what happened when they did.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Is there any informational articles or explainers on why California tabulations are they way the are? Looking to educate myself.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I really needed this awoooooo today. ❤️
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Chip Pulte for DNI ?
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Soren Stevenson @sorenwithward8.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Last week, Council Member @jchavezmpls.bsky.social and I sent a letter to Mayor Frey expressing our concern with his choice to award Minnesota Agape Movement exclusive development rights to the People's Way site.
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DuckDuckGo @duckduckgo.com · 29/05/2026
Since Google revealed its plans for an AI search overhaul, visits to our "No AI" search page have tripled…and they’re still rising! Want to make it your default on Chrome or Firefox? Grab our No-AI extensions and banish AI-assisted answers, chat, and AI images. (1/3)
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you think “Bork Lazar is from Minnesota” is a reason for him having to wrestle at Summer Slam, please do the following: 1. Look up his home town vs where he went (partially) to college 2. Get familiar with a map 3. Correct yourself
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Being able to be at a lake beach within 20 minutes is such an amazing perk of living in Minneapolis.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Looking forward to another Hot Duck Summer. Watching the ducks grow up was such an uplifting time last year.
Pond with mother duck and about 15 ducklings swimming across.
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Local Internet Wrestling Mom @professorachaos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Craig Finn of the Hold Steady holding arms out with a question bubble at bottom of picture.
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