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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis

@professionalbum.bsky.social
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Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist. Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written. He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.

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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tangentially related to my non-stop #goblin tanks, I whipped up a self-propelled gun.
A ramshackle artillery piece on treads, for my goblin army.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I smell bacon. Block and report immediately.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gee Susan. I sure hope 🍊 'learned his lesson'... Vote her ass out.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a a room just filled with copies of Mein Kampf and Atlas Shrugged.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Techbros trying to reinvent the Library...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, yes. San Diego. Nothing there except (checks notes) an enormous #navy base...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't stop making little #goblin tanks for my @onepagerules.bsky.social army.
Scratchbashed little ramshackle tanks for goblins to jump in and cause mischief.

Made of foam, Plasticard, and lots of hot glue...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shitheads: "Some middle ground is necessary. Both sides have valid points..." No, they do not.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hate makes a man dumb.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love that for them. CEOs, and by extension AI and billionaires, should not exist.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Allow me to politely tag @thewaroncars.bsky.social .
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Needs to be festooned in Blue Lives Matter stickers, and black soot escaping the exhaust.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No State should have the right to murder. It will always be used and abused.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"You're not invited, Sheeran."
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Taxes or Axes. The choice is theirs. That being said; I'm real tired of asking nicely...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been getting too much use out of this little dumb meme of mine...
SpongeBob Ol Reliable meme: the box SpongeBob holds says 'blame Biden, somehow.'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👁️ 👄 👁️
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it was a serious party, they wouldn't keep letting Stein have the spotlight.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stein has always been a Democrat spoiler candidate with her own vanity project. If the #Greens want to be considered a credible bloc, maybe get rid of the Russian influence, and dump Stein...
Jill stein sitting at a table full of people desperately trying to create a neo-feudalist hellscape.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SpongeBob ol reliable: blame Biden, somehow
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crazy when 'a corporation can't decide to cut parts out of a movie that might paint corporations in a bad light.' is considered 'low tech'. I remember when DVDs were bleeding edge technology.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com yeah, this shit ain't gonna fly. I'm not giving you my biometrics for you to sell and/or give to the authorities once that orange anal fissure decides he wants to round up anyone to the left of 'hunt poors for sport'.
Discord fucking the Golden Goose in a desperate bid to sell your data.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Already up stream and in their spawning pools. I went to the place (a county park) on a weekday to avoid crowds. Just sat on a rock and watched fish do fish things.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was a salmon spawn and they were doing what nature told them to do. It was awesome and humbling to see.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
May I offer a tiny bit sleepy tigress in these trying times?
My cat, Sugar. 5lbs of evil chaos, dead asleep on her perch.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morn asked if it was Tuesday already, Chief.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect example. (Sorry for late answer, I was outside watching nature do nature things...)
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's the one problem I don't have... :D
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got 99 problems, and wealth inequity is All Of Them.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Clownshoe Couchfucker who hates woke, but wears Guyliner has delusions he'll be president. And now, Sports.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Same. Same...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's literally the first thing I looked up about it.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOGGING ON:
An Asian gentleman in gray suit, wearing eyeglasses in a black background. The caption is 'please enjoy this moment of madness and pleasure'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Genocide = bad, regardless of who does it. This ends the lesson.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Always name and shame Nazis. Make them famous because when this all comes tumbling down, they're going to try hiding.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fascists are always sad little baby boys who want to be the boss of everyone, and also have their asses wiped. Absolute Maidenless, Hobbyless behavior.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That leopard better do extra cardio with how face-heavy it's recent diet has been...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As an aside: if anyone on the Left did such a stunt like these truckers did, the GOP would have authorized a firebombing campaign on Portland, Oregon.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Narrator Ron Howard: "They were, in fact, the reason that orange canker sore was in office." Guess all those protests clogging up the streets of state capitals was performative bullshit. LIKE I SAID IT WAS, AT THE TIME!
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tradwife is a Kink. No woman is going to willingly throw away the rights their mothers fought for, just to be some asshole's bangmaidmommy.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"...oh wait. Honeypots work on Nazis and other Fascists. Yeah, we gotta be careful about that."
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yelling only pisses everyone off. My experience has been orders called out, 'yes, Chef', and so, so much #Shakira on the Bluetooth speaker.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
May we, as a society, get rid of the stereotype of the 'Shouty #Chef'? Every BoH I've seen or worked in was a smoothly operating machine that's everyone knew their job, and did it well.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's crazy to me that we can feed the planet 6 times over but billionaires don't think there's value to that, so they fool people to voting conservative, under the lie that the white voter's SNAP benefits will remain, but **Those people** will starve. Good ol' 'Christian Values'...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The US' history with isolationist policies have also coincided with the worst times of US history...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was a no-brainer to craft...
The cover of Metroid Ravenous, the caption is 'Transphobes are not welcomed.'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I won't say it's 'too late', but the price for delaying keeps getting exponentially more expensive the longer we wait.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow, maybe we shouldn't have spent the last HUNDRED PLUS YEARS dismantling rail networks to ensure the only way to travel in the US is by car...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Because the people making these decisions are not the ones who will suffer from those decisions...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So a movie accurately describing Muskrat and his Apartheid nonsense...?
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