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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis

@professionalbum.bsky.social
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Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist. Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written. He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.

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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20m
No State should have the right to murder. It will always be used and abused.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 22m
"You're not invited, Sheeran."
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 12h
Taxes or Axes. The choice is theirs. That being said; I'm real tired of asking nicely...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 12h
I've been getting too much use out of this little dumb meme of mine...
SpongeBob Ol Reliable meme: the box SpongeBob holds says 'blame Biden, somehow.'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stein has always been a Democrat spoiler candidate with her own vanity project. If the #Greens want to be considered a credible bloc, maybe get rid of the Russian influence, and dump Stein...
Jill stein sitting at a table full of people desperately trying to create a neo-feudalist hellscape.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SpongeBob ol reliable: blame Biden, somehow
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crazy when 'a corporation can't decide to cut parts out of a movie that might paint corporations in a bad light.' is considered 'low tech'. I remember when DVDs were bleeding edge technology.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com yeah, this shit ain't gonna fly. I'm not giving you my biometrics for you to sell and/or give to the authorities once that orange anal fissure decides he wants to round up anyone to the left of 'hunt poors for sport'.
Discord fucking the Golden Goose in a desperate bid to sell your data.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Clownshoe Couchfucker who hates woke, but wears Guyliner has delusions he'll be president. And now, Sports.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOGGING ON:
An Asian gentleman in gray suit, wearing eyeglasses in a black background. The caption is 'please enjoy this moment of madness and pleasure'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Narrator Ron Howard: "They were, in fact, the reason that orange canker sore was in office." Guess all those protests clogging up the streets of state capitals was performative bullshit. LIKE I SAID IT WAS, AT THE TIME!
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"...oh wait. Honeypots work on Nazis and other Fascists. Yeah, we gotta be careful about that."
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
May we, as a society, get rid of the stereotype of the 'Shouty #Chef'? Every BoH I've seen or worked in was a smoothly operating machine that's everyone knew their job, and did it well.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's crazy to me that we can feed the planet 6 times over but billionaires don't think there's value to that, so they fool people to voting conservative, under the lie that the white voter's SNAP benefits will remain, but **Those people** will starve. Good ol' 'Christian Values'...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was a no-brainer to craft...
The cover of Metroid Ravenous, the caption is 'Transphobes are not welcomed.'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow, maybe we shouldn't have spent the last HUNDRED PLUS YEARS dismantling rail networks to ensure the only way to travel in the US is by car...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So a movie accurately describing Muskrat and his Apartheid nonsense...?
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are only a handful of people who would be worthy to wield #mjolnir: Thor Odinson, Steve Rogers, Fred Rogers, (but never in anger) Jonathan 'Pa' Kent (but only for woodworking and repairs) Clark 'Son of Jor'El' Kent (but only to hand it to someone else). I will not be taking questions.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago today, I watched America be violently reminded they're not an island, and procede to make bad choice after bad choice, all while saying these were bad choices at the time. This has been the longest saddest 'I told you so' of my life...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No one is loyal to a dying king...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CPAC?
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, @postopinions.bsky.social , why did you hide this comment?
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is why the only taxi I want to get into smells like incense and rat piss, Dharmic god statues on the dashboard, the driver barely understands your accent but knows exactly where you need to go.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was looking for pics of #ork looted vehicles for inspo. My idea of looted and others are wildly different.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
...but Doc, I am Rococo's Basilisk!
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm watching #40k players have the dawning realization that 'going to Legends' is #GW 's version of 'we took your space marine to a nice farm upstate...'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagine pretending to be a Big Strong Cowboy Man Conservative, and immediately folding because a half-cuban Canadian in Texas tells you to shut up. Absolute cuck behaviour.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#BreakingBad is just #DukesOfHazzard for guys who listen to podcasts and unironically call themselves 'Sigma Males'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's amazing what humans can do when you don't have billionaires wedging themselves between funds and results. Billionaires should not exist.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[Neville_Chamberlain has entered the chat]
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🍊 is so full of shit it would save us time to strap him to a dumpster instead of putting on diapers...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#GamesWorkshop is unironically becoming the best advocate for switching over to @onepagerules.bsky.social #OPR respects your time, your models, and your imagination. ...and sure as heck doesn't arbitrary decide you can't play with some toy soldiers
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clearly he's orange with jealousy...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This was most likely refugees escaping the destabilizing of South America caused by the US, so you can have bananas in the Bumbledick Kroger for 55¢/lbs, than drug runners...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mayor #Mamdani is what you get when people who loudly declare "no candidate is good enough *for meeeeeeee!*" stop being wilfully dumb and get to the polls. There is no waifu candidate, and never will be. Vote for the best, most progressive candidate that you have, now. Repeat as needed.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Man's Funny Skeptical Pucker Face
Alt: Man's Funny Skeptical Pucker Face
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How about we you know- tax billionaires until there's no billionaires. rampant, unchecked greed is bad for **all life on earth itself**
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Digital Spy UK headline: James Bond Writer Tempted To Set Next 007 Movie In Surprise Locationa Warhammer Tournment
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh wow it's like I totally called it about what would happen if the UK listened to the flatcap pub set and tried an isolationist policy because the Toffs wanted their little tax haven... Who could have seen that xenophobic policies never, ever work...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What an insane, long-way-around-the-barn way to say 'I don't want women to think for themselves.'.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Has anyone given SecDef Kegsbreath a primer on how to be SecDef? May I suggest a classic of literature...?
Zapp Brannigan's big book of war, what every alcoholic fascist toadie should read before he throws himself off a roof.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Evergreen- whatever we call these things on here...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Armed Forces gives you 4 days off to say more slurs than even Kegsbreath would allow...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Counterpoint: Growing up with a psychotic narcissist gaslighted as your sole benefactor who would say 'my way or the highway' and then spend an hour or so beating you senseless if you disagree is a valid fucking reason. So yes, it fucking is.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hate #Jubilee, for trying to sanewash the Right, and trying making the Left look like screaming, fat, purple-haired, lesbian shrews. Great job, in attempting to make it look like both sides have valid points. No valid point has ever come from #conservatives.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Getting information off the Internet is like trying to get pee out of a pool...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have never seen a better argument for #NationalHighSpeedRail on all my days...
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gas prices are never coming back down. Don't try to Avocado Toast this. This is a result of 80 years of car centric living when we could have had reliable and convenient rail networks.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This thread is gold and you should read it. Killdozer was a mediocre white guy mad about being in a society, and other people's health and safety mattered just as much as his own. So naturally, he flipped out and tried to murder the entire town for grievances entirety made up in his head.
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The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis @professionalbum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some big 'yes, but the 30 silver I took is really going to help me out' energy.
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