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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀

@profelambert.bsky.social
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Writer || 🇲🇽 || 🏳️‍🌈 || 34 || NB || He/they || Polyam and taken || Warning 🔞 Adult content below || NO MINORS || COM info: trello.com/b/Vdjkt79z/lamberts-comm…

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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Kinktober You like it hard and rough? Perhaps a croc in heat is what you need Day 8 goes to @raymaark.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/66633966/ sofurry.com/s/elW7AqG1
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No one's gonna enter, right? Just be quick and let's- wait, did you hear that? Day 7 goes to Wedowtent Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/66623729/ sofurry.com/s/17D4goEe
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#kinktober Nothing bad in having a bit of fun alone, right? Day 6 goes to Gamever03 Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/66614692/ sofurry.com/s/14DpqEG1
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's always scary to step out of your comfort zone, so take it slow; or dive in headfirst, your choice Day 5 of Kinktober is up! Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/66597879/ sofurry.com/s/ejYwNv41
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#kinktober Once a lord, now a thrall - and one in dire need of some punishment. Day 4 goes to Gamever03 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/66587608/ sofurry.com/s/nd4Pabqn
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#kinktober A cute kitsune just found a humid and musky den to make his home Day 3 goes to Kitsv0lt Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/66575355/ sofurry.com/s/elW7NRj1
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Kinktober The stage's ready, and our main act will blow your mind. Day 2 goes to Raccoonscritic Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/66558091/ sofurry.com/s/egL0Ndwm
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time to start #Kinktober With a wonderful tale about a big Pokemon secretly craving some touch, and a small trainer happy to provide it. Day 1 goes to Gamever03 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/66548147/ sofurry.com/s/mM3jG4r1
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ok, time for an update! #Kinktober is almost gone, and we still have some slots open for #Hypnovember I'm a bit offended that no one has taken the paws slot :c
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
But, if hypnosis is more your thing, then you'll be happy to know Hypnovember is also coming, and that's a date I'm not missing. You know the drill, send me a DM if you wanna have a nice and kinky hypno story c:
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And we're down to the last 9!
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Time for a quick update! Sorry if it took this long, the kitty we rescued is a diva and it demands attention the moment we step into the bathroom. Here are the slots taken so far! You guys really liked this year's kinks ^^ if you want any of the remaining slots, send me a DM!
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If Walmart can start selling Christmas decorations, so can I! So, in preparation for Kinktober, I am releasing the list of kinks I'll be writing this year =) as always, if you're interested on a slot, send a DM! And don't worry, Hypnovember's on the way too~
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What would you do if a strangers barges into your office and start giving you orders? A ruthless Director has only one choice: obey. A new story for my favorite hypnotist @zsisron.bsky.social, inspired on a comic from Syberfab. Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/65359063/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Who would've thought evolution would turn Mudsdale into a lazy gooner? Good thing there's a trainer who can deal with this kind of behavior Story for @zsisron.bsky.social with art from Titansong Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64928740/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A new villain is terrorizing the city! But fear not, citizens, the hero Illusive will put an end to his madness! Story for @bradenwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64893882/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hi! Patrick here! With the last batch finished, I'm opening a few slots. If you're interested in a story, send me a DM and we'll discuss the details =) It helps me a lot if you share this <3
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Mudada had lost his favorite plushie, and he can't sleep without it! Luckily for him, he just found a replacement Story commission for @zsisron.bsky.social with art from Klotzzilla Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64883912/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Rocket's been working as Daddy's personal maid for quite some time, but he's about to make some new friends in the station. Another story for the amazing @zsisron.bsky.social Art belongs to Syberfab (posted with permission). Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64048525/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Time to get back to work! I'm gonna open a couple of slots for February. Same prices as always, twice the degeneracy - my mind craves for sinful stories! If anyone is interested, leave a comment or send a DM!
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Try our new body soap! It will make you... irresistible Day 30 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63768614/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It moves inside you. It lives inside you. And it will think and act for you. Day 29 is up! Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63762489/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Beep beep. You know what to do when the alarm goes off. Day 28 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63760311/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Take a sip of coffee and relax. You can feel your body getting warmer with each sip. Day 27 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63752099/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Take a good look at yourself - you might find your reflection more... interesting Day 26 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63685361/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You can't get enough, you need to taste it again and again Day 25 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63662562/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A friend just gifted you a toy. I'm sure there's nothing wrong about it, right? Day 24 goes to @nokucroc.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63651760/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A small gathering sounds fun to relax a bit, especially when a single word can trigger horny thoughts on any of them Day 23 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63641339/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
With the right ingredients and a bit of heat, you'll get a scent to soothe your troubled mind. Day 22 goes to Raccoons critic Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63585878/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Watch closely, let me charm you with my special dance Day 21 goes to @chromatickobold.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63563843/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll. Day 20 is up! Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63542079/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Feeling tense? Don't worry. My hands will make you feel better in a moment. Day 19 goes to @policho.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63531643/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Ding-dong. Listen well. Ding-dong. Answer the call. Day 18 goes to Hypnowolf32 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63497228/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Taste it, savor it, this honey will blow your mind off Day 17 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63466678/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Otherlywordly creatures can mess with your head. Do not try to fight them Day 16 goes to Anon_raxt92 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63422260/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Why don't you get down and start licking? Forget about everything and just enjoy the beans Day 15 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63409569/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 A soft tug here, a gentle caress there; sink into the countless arms taking care of you Day 14 goes to @teryxc.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63379142/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Pay attention, you can only listen to this song once Day 13 goes to Cheke Bello Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63357469/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Remove any stain with our new floor cleaner! Enjoy a refreshing mint scent and clean your mind of any thought. Day 12 goes to @sanmer85.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63346876/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 What a wonderful device a smartwatch is. It even tells you what to think Day 11 goes to BradenWuff Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63336118/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Drinks are on me. But try not to abuse, you might get lost in the flavor Day 10 goes as a special gift for @zsisron.bsky.social Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63301441/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Put this cap on, it will protect your head from sweat and pesky thoughts Day 9 goes to @blamecoopa.gay Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63281204/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Words carry a lot of power. Listen well, let it fill your mind. Day 8 goes to ihavenoname2003 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63269237/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 That smells so good. You should stare into my eyes and take a deep breath... Day 7 goes to @nokucroc.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63258366/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Focus. Keep looking. There are secrets hidden in the static. Day 6 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63223138/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 It's just a kiss, I promise it won't mean anything Day 5 goes to @zaneshinryu.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63192040/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 There there, you've been such a good boy, here's your reward Day 4 goes to @nokucroc.bsky.social Read it here: furaffinity.net/view/63180728/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
#Hypnovember2025 Dance, little puppet! Let the music guide you Day 3 goes to @profwolf.bsky.social Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63168040/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
#Hypnovember2025 The lesson continues. Take a whiff and stop thinking; I'll do that for you. Day 2 goes to Anon_raxt92 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63157024/
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🌀Patrick, the Hypnocroc🌀 @profelambert.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
#Hypnovember2025 A bit late to the party, but it's still November, soooo... Sit down! The class is about to begin! Today's topic is spirals. Day 1 goes to Anon_raxt92 Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/63146335/
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